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Thursday, 13 October 2011

Following The Mozziah Day 29 Thursday 13th October 2011

0530 BST That bloody dog. So, where were we before the whole Johnny Marr thing kicked off? Oh yes, I won two euros off The Mozziah. Let me explain.

The Mozziah had taken a flight Monday, documented through twitter, from Manchester, wearing a blue suit, God nothing's secret. He was off twitter for a couple of hours and then tweeted to say he'd arrived. He later posted a photo of a beautiful sea view and asked who could guess where it was, offering a prize to the winner. Well, it isn't rocket science to guess he'd taken the short flight to Ireland. I presumed Dublin but then I googled to see where the best places to visit in Ireland were, having never been there myself & the answer appeared to be County Clare & Kerry. I therefore presume he flew in to Shannon from Manchester. The Gilbert O'Sullivan in me chose Clare (different spelling, anal I know to even mention that but, well...) and so I tweeted Clare. The Mozziah tweeted that I was right, lucky guess huh? I asked if my prize could be a Stateside promo copy of Glamorous Glue, only 150 were made and they're over £100 on ebay, which he chose to ignore, and offered me a Euro instead. He then amended this to two euros, which one day I will claim. He even drew a smiling face on the euro, hope he's kept it for me. So, it would appear The Mozziah stayed in Clare for a couple of nights and yesterday he departed twitter by saying that he'd better go for his flight or he'd have to swim. New York?

He also signed off from the Odybrm site by saying he'll be gone for quite a while and that @banjaxer was now in charge. I've no idea who he is, although from his profile he's a Man City supporting writer. I'd had a sneaky suspicion he was involved somewhere along the line, and I'd been following him for a while, to see if I could work out his involvement. It is now clear he is a trusted, close friend of The Mozziah who is somehow involved in the website. I have made contact with Banjaxer via twitter and have had replies. He's also posted a message on behalf of The Mozziah. So The Mozziah has gone. A holiday, rehearsals and tour. It will be interesting to see if he keeps away from twitter, or sneaks in occasionally. He may have a rule not to read any press while touring and perhaps twitter could count as that.

The eagle eyed among my blog readers, will have noticed that, at the end of my blog yesterday, I said I wouldn't tweet The Mozziah again, as I had decided to wait and see if he tweeted me first, just to let me know if he still reads my blog, and to see if I had been ostracized. Well, The Mozziah's first tweet of the day read as follows:

  A N Other 

 Your blog is bonkers. But brilliant bonkers, the best kind.

I can now die happy! He didn't comment on my song though, obviously jealous that I nicked his title *Goes off singing and 'air whipping' an imaginary mic (air guitar is so last century) * "Boredom is a Plague, and the way that it grips, it sends my mind to decay."

0850 BST: HOLY SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I forgot to mention earlier, but before The Mozziah went off on holiday, he left a 'Welcome' message on his blogsite, welcoming "@bucktoothedboy to twitter." I was already following @bucktoothedboy, because I'd seen that The Mozziah had exchanged tweets with him, but at the time, I had no idea who it was. I have now read all bucktoothedboy's tweets, and it is 'blindingly obvious' as to who it is! I immediately went to 'Buck's' main 'RR' twitter account, and my suspicions were confirmed, well, between the lines at least! At this point, I don't really want to say who 'Buck' really is, because by me writing it, this whole thing will go viral. He has over 3 million followers for Christ's sake, still, as this blog of mine has only had 644 hits, and to be honest, most of those are from me and The Mozziah, I don't suppose it matters that I mention who Buck is. But hold on, let me think this through. Other followers of The Mozziah read this blog, and so they'll blab. RR will of course deny that it's him, but he isn't as clever as The Mozziah, (no offence RR, but The Mozziah's the best) and has already left a paper trail. GirlOnBike1102 asked him on twitter if he'd been asked to remove a tweet referring to MorrisseysWorld and RR replied, "Yes". Schoolboy error RR, everything is traceable in twitterland. RR, in his role as 'BucktoothedBoy', has also started following '@ukUncut', a cause he is backing on his 'RR' twitter page. He's going to make this far too easy for even the laziest of the hacks, who have so far, failed 'miserably' to find notice The Mozziah's website.

Maybe that's the plan, perhaps The Mozziah is annoyed that the lazy hacks are taking so long to find MorrisseysWorld, and now wants it all to go viral. Or, perhaps RR has fucked up and is a useless c*nt, either way, welcome to my blog 'Bucktoothedboy' aka 'RR' aka 'Rusty Rockets' aka......Mr Russell Brand, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. A hello from 'Buck' on twitter would be most welcomed.

1040 BST ANOTHER UPDATE: No news from the Bucktoothedboy yet, but I have been looking at his RR account, which is a bit mystifying. It would appear that there is his main 'Rockets' account, with an 's', which has 3 million followers, and there is also an 'RR' account without the 's', which seems to have only started tweeting 6 days ago, and has 20 followers, one of which is Krusty_Brand, 'RR's cat, which has loads of personal photos, and must surely therefore be RR's account too. I now feel as though I'm opening up a whole 'underworld' twitter maze.

1100 BST SHIT! The cat is followed by @KatBPerry_x, who in turn is followed by @WeFoundRFenty, which would appear to be Rihanna!!! Yes, they could all be fake accounts, but I have to say, they all look pretty real to me, and I should know all about fake twitter accounts, I was Amanda Holden you now! If my theory is correct, then RR's involvement with MorrisseysWorld as Bucktoothedboy, is opening up the rest of his 'undercover' twitter world! I've even found a link to  '@biebsfaake', which might, just might......

For the record, the latest scores on the doors for twitter followers are:

MorrisseysWorld 3,459 UP 22 - performs better when not tweeting
ODyrbrm 417 DOWN 4 - Misunderstood
TheRatsBack 1,618 DOWN 3 - Twat
MikeJoyceDrums static at 2,338 - No comment
MorrisseysMum 7 DOWN 1 - Inactive 
Johnny_Marr 71,351 UP 143 - I had to look him up because I'm still blocked!
Amanda_Holden 716,152 UP 1,068 - I sent her a tweet today, for old times sake. No reply! I made her!
BucktoothedBoy 24 NEW ENTRY (8 of us disciples are following)
RustyRocket (singular) 21 NEW ENTRY
Krusty_Brand 10  NEW  ENTRY - Cat. What happened to his cat called Morrissey?
KatyBPerry_x 56 NEW ENTRY
WeFoundRFenty 11 NEW ENTRY
Biebsfaake 705 NEW ENTRY
Banjaxer 715 NEW ENTRY (Sort of)

1350 BST UPDATE: After some digging around on twitter by one of the regular followers, '@jo_beth_s', it would appear that the Rusty Rocket account is indeed fake, as warned by @Bucktoothedboy himself, and therefore, if Jo_Beth is right, the cat, Mrs Brand, Rihanna, Biebs, and all the rest are fake too, although I can confirm that, Banjaxer is real, RR is with us, Alan Partridge is still getting stuffed in the MorrisseysWorld poll to find a new presenter while The Mozziah is on holiday, and I really, really, must get a life!

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