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Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Following the Mozziah Day 125 Tuesday 17th January 2012

(A Broadcasting station, somewhere in cyberspace)

BROADCASTER: And here is the news. Last night, the 'virtual' theme pub, known as The 'Twitterdilly Arms', came under attack from members of the Anti-MorrisseyWorld Brigade, more commonly known as the AMWB. Regular members of the Morrissey theme pub, who call themselves, 'The Blue Rose Society', were quietly sat inside, when the sudden, unprovoked attack came from three or four attackers, who included in their ranks The Mozziah himself, wearing the disguise of 'MorrisseysMum'. The small group was led by former Socialist, turned ManCapitalist City supporter, 'Banjaxer', who stood at the door of the pub hurling abuse. He was heard to say, "Anyone who believes it to be him clearly has no understanding of the real man. A fool fooling fools? Deserve each other?" 'Banjaxer also called 'MorrisseysWorld' a "Poor quality imposter". 'Blue Rose' member 'Lizzycat4' was surprised by the attack and shouted back at 'Banjaxer'. 'Banjaxer' was then restrained by his mate, the infamous 'Uncleskinny' who said to 'Banjaxer', "Oh, you cannot make them unbelieve. The gift of faith is a wonderful and mysterious thing. To the thick and gullible." Another of the pub regulars, 'girlwithout' accused 'Banjaxer' of having Pre-match nerves ahead of ManCapitalist City's football match against Wigan. The pub regulars were certainly left shocked and confused by the the attack and even more so when 'MorrisseysMum' was heard to say to 'Banjaxer', "Maybe now you understand? Let it lie. They prefer the lie." This statement led other 'Blue Rose' members like 'GirlOnBike1102' and 'EcubyanMusings' to question as to whether 'Mum' really was 'The Mozziah' after all. Further confusion arose when 'Mum' returned an hour later to say, "He's probably watching the dreadful football, so I'll take this opportunity to say he knows you know." These were the exact same words that The Mozziah/'Mum' used when handing everything over to 'Banjaxer' in October when he went off to Ireland. 'Banjaxer' was later heard to say, "Great match. I sat next to bloke who quoted Wilde. Said his name was Morrissey. I believe him until someone proves it wasn't him." With all this confusion, we thought we should ask the one calming influence in the Blue Rose, 'TheRatsBack', what he made of it all. As he stroked his wise old whiskers he said, "For those who question the connection between 'MorrisseysMum' and 'MorrisseysWorld', remember just this one thing, on October 9th, 'MorrisseysMum said, "Report reaches me that there may be an escapee from the shed. Please be on the lookout for lady with wood. Thank you." On October 10th, the website called MorrisseysWorldblogspot.com introduced, for the first time, 'Log Lady'." We further asked the wise old rat to clarify 'Banjaxer's' role and why 'Mum' has recently denied knowing anything about the 'tour diaries'. 'TheRatsBack' said, "Banjaxer is in it right up to his neck and from his statement about 'Wilde' quotes, I would guess The Mozziah accompanied him to last night's game, though God knows why, it didn't sound 'great' to me, a scraped 1-0 win for the Capitalists. I am guessing that 'Mum' is now trying to take on a completely different guise, away from MorrisseysWorld, but make no mistake, The Mozziah is behind it all and controlling it all. However, I think he may be getting bored of the whole game. Twitter & the internet are very addictive and he may be looking to leave. The only thing that still confuses this wise old rat in the whole story is 'UncleSkinny'. He's too close to 'Banjaxer' to not be involved, but he is still heavily involved in the website Morrissey-SO-Low. I just cannot work that bit out."
   And now onto the charts.


THE 'TWITTERDILLY ARMS' TOP 10 - WEEK BEGINNING SUNDAY 15th JANUARY 2012

1. SCANDINAVIA - MORRISSEY  (NEW ENTRY)
2. PEOPLE ARE THE SAME EVERYWHERE - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
3. HEART - RITA PAVONE (DOWN 2)
4. THESE DAYS - NICO (NEW ENTRY)
5. TROUBLE LOVES ME - MORRISSEY (DOWN 3)
6. THE HEADMASTER RITUAL - THE SMITHS (UP 4)
7. LIFE IS A PIGSTY - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
8. EVERYDAY IS LIKE SUNDAY - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
9. NOW MY HEART IS FULL - MORRISSEY (DOWN 6)
10.COME BACK TO CAMDEN - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)

4 comments:

  1. Yes Rat, you are right! A silly metaphoric exemple: I know a lot of people who got a very expensive an genuine watch, but they use to say:"Oh my God it's absolutly fake, a cheap imitation!" Great chart, cheers!

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  3. Je accusé?
    Just friendly enquiry.

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  4. The Twitterdilly Arms:
    Playlist - 17 January 2012

    Carpenters: Close To You
    Sparks: Propaganda/At Home, At Work At Play (1974)
    Franz Liszt: Hungarian Rhapsody
    Morrissey: We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
    Morrissey (Photographic Tribute): Trouble Loves Me
    Velvet Underground: Pale Blue Eyes
    Morrissey: A Rush & A Push & The Land Is Ours
    Morrissey: Mexico
    Patti Page: How Much Is That Doggie In The Window
    Morrissey: I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero
    The Smiths: Sheila Take A Bow
    Morrissey: Life's A Pigsty
    Pino Daniele: Amore Senza Fine
    Lulu: To Sir With Love
    Morrissey: A Rush & A Push & The Land Is Ours
    10cc: Dreadlock Holiday
    Brian Fahey Orchestra: At The Sign Of The Swingin' Cymbals
    Rita Pavone: Heart
    Morrissey: People Are The Same Everywhere
    Morrissey: Scandinavia
    Brian Fahey Orchestra: At The Sign Of The Swingin' Cymbals
    Culture Club: The Church of the Poisoned Mind
    Morrissey: Life's A Pigsty
    Morrissey: Trouble Loves Me
    Morrissey: Suedehead (Sparks Mix)
    T-Rex: Children Of The Revolution
    Della Reese: A Stranger On Earth
    Marianne Faithfull: A Stranger On Earth
    The Smiths: Miserable Lie
    Morrissey : Why Don’t You Find Out For Yourself
    Morrissey: Honey You Know Where To Find Me
    Morrissey: Honey You Know Where To Find Me
    Morrissey: Oh Well, I'll Never Learn
    Morrissey: I Am Two people
    Morrissey: Christian Dior
    T-Rex: Children Of The Revolution
    David Bowie: I'm Deranged
    Morrissey: Spring-Heeled Jim
    Morrissey: Hold On To Your Friends
    Teen Anthems: I Hate Oasis (And I Hate The Beatles)
    Morrissey: Scandinavia
    Morrissey: Let Me Kiss You
    Morrissey: Pregnant For The Last Time
    Morrissey: Meat Is Murder
    Morrissey: The Loop
    The Smiths: Rusholme Ruffians
    Edwyn Collins: Keep On Burning
    The Smiths: Frankly Mr. Shankly
    The Smiths: Vicar in a Tutu
    Morrissey: Striptease With A Difference
    Morrissey: Late Night, Maudlin Street
    Morrissey: We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
    The Smiths: That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
    Morrissey: Certain People I Know
    Morrissey: Everyday Is Like Sunday
    Morrissey: Let Me Kiss You
    Morrissey: Happy Lovers
    Morrissey: Come Back To Camden
    Morrissey: Lost
    Morrissey: We'll Let You Know
    Kettcar: Deiche

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