On my return home from the cricket, I was greeted at the door by Mrs Whiskers, who uttered the words all husbands dread, "I fancy a move", so, it looks like we may soon be moving house! MorrisseysWorld still has my blog listed as being written by "A man on the Isle of Wight", which I still don't know why, as I've never claimed to live on the Isle of Wight. I'm not sure I've even ever claimed to be a man, but I guess I may have hinted at such. When I move house, should I inform The Mozziah of my new address? Mrs Whiskers fancies the Chichester area, I fancy Hursley Park Cricket Ground!
I abandoned Mrs Whiskers in the kitchen, and headed for a brief visit to my 'virtual' life, where I discovered that three of my favourite Morrissey pessoa's had paid a visit; 'Our Mozzer', 'Romina Ricci' and 'Broken Morrissey'. 'Our Mozzer' had returned to both his MW blog, and had also appeared on twitter. On the blog, 'Our Mozzer' had listed a number of the 'coincidences' to the 'Prophecy' piece and has once again drawn attention to the 'blatant' 'O' signs, which he is no longer referring to as Masonic signs (which seemed to frighten a lot of MorrisseyWorlders), and instead is now referring to the 'O's (cue The Two Ronnies, "Got any 'O's?) as "a common hand sign used in many pop videos." 'Our Mozzer' signs off from MW by asking, "What will happen when he appears with the blue rose and finally wears the 'mass manufactured pop act' t-shirt? Absolutely nothing, of course." I had already left comment to say, "Has Morrissey now got free rein to do anything, however obvious? Yes, he probably has! How outrageous can he go?" My comment was replied to by our old friend 'Broken', who wrote, "I think he can go quite a bit more outrageous." He then followed this up by writing, "Maybe if he wears a Bieber t shirt, picks up a blue rose and puts Boz in a pink wig!" Hmm, a pink wig you say?
Over on twitter, 'Our Mozzer' (@MorrisseysWorld for anybody who is new here) tweeted to Heather (@heathercat222, who incidentally was the person who drew my attention the other day to Pessoa), "And now, will Trouble Love US finally?" Is MORRISSEY about to add 'Trouble Loves Me' to the set list? GET ME TO JAPAN!
Also over on twitter, Kristeen Young (@KRISTEENYOUNG, (it does exactly what it says on the tin....or plywood legs in Kristeen's case)) tweeted me for the first time ever, and then MW later tweeted me to say, 'Kristeen is an avid follower of FollowingtheMozziah. We missed it yesterday. Log Lady is spitting." What does he mean "We missed it yesterday", I wrote my blog yesterday...ah, perhaps he means that he and Kristeen were flying to Japan? And what does "Log Lady is spitting mean?"
And speaking of 'Drag Boz', he has just tweeted 'Our Mozzer' to say, "Moz I reckon we should dress Kristeen as Log Lady instead of me, just saying Moz." Oh the webs they weave.
*Goes off singing* "If only Slippery forces led her."
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