10. Meat Is Murder
So, let me get this straight, after nearly a year of MancLad following MorrisseysWorld and building up to the moment where he was finally to give Morrissey a BLUE ROSE, he decided instead..........TO GIVE BOZ THE LATEST JOHN GRISHAM THRILLER?!
Moz went through a number of shirts (as usual) during the concert, and was once again wearing a large cross around his neck. The band were all topless (although with trousers!), with the exception of Boz who was in drag, in the sparkly blue number. Despite the concert being outdoors, and at night time, it looked unbelievably hot, but as usual, BRILLIANT. Next concert - Jakarta, Indonesia, where the fans will be REALLY up for it, they LOVE Moz out there, but will there be roses, we'll have to see!
A thread has been posted on So-low entitled 'Boy George lists @Morrisseysworld as his number one choice as his favorite tweeter' (As Boy George is English, and the article was in an English newspaper, it should of course be 'favourite', not 'favorite', but hey ho). Uncle Skinny must be fuming that his boss, David T, has posted this article, but I have a sneaky feeling that David T has finally realised (realized) that MorrisseysWorld IS Morrissey.
David will have studied the MW evidence VERY thoroughly, and although the realisation wouldn't have been a pleasant pill for him to swallow, he obviously isn't stupid, and so he has FINALLY given MorrisseysWorld an airing on So-low. Uncle Skinny on the other hand, has definitely NOT woken up to the fact that MorrisseysWorld is Morrissey, and he continues to dig himself deeper and deeper into a hole, although rather ironically, he thinks that the MW author is the one in the hole, as he wrote, "The person responsible for this should be utterly, utterly ashamed of themselves. The hole dug is so deep that the only option is to keep digging. Absolutely shameful."
A MorrisseysWorld fan then wrote, "Personally I find the blog amusing and the twitter great. I am 100% certain that Morrissey reads it daily." For anybody wondering, IT WAS NOT ME that wrote the comment on So-low (or the first comment about the roses), but I think Uncle Skinny must have thought it was me, as he wrote, "let me put this bluntly - you are a fraudster." He also added that it was "ludicrous, insane, made-up bollocks", and finished by using MY catch phrase, when he wrote, "You couldn't make it up, but you did." Skinny has absolutely convinced himself that 'I' am the author of MorrisseysWorld, he really, really seems to believe that 'I' am some how able to predict a whole load of things, that MORRISSEY then does! You HONESTLY could NOT make this up!
I know for a fact that Uncle Skinny reads my blog, so I want to remind him of something (yet again), which may help his confusion. The one thing we DO know about Skinny, is that he BELIEVES that '@Morrisseysmum' IS Morrissey, and of course PETER IS RIGHT. On October 9th last year (Day 25 of my blog), I took over the '@Morrisseysmum' twitter account, when Morrissey got bored of it and became '@ODyrbrm'. Eight days later, on Day 33 of my blog, I gave the 'Mum' account back, and at the same time, I took over the '@ODyrbrm' account (which currently sits dormant in the Twitterdilly Arms). All you have to do is read my blog, it's ALL there. I have watched this whole phenomenon for 238 days, I AM NOT the author of MorrisseysWorld, and I AM NOT in a hole. *Passes spade to Skinny* 'Carry on Digging', and then plant yourself a rosebush ready for Manchester.