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Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Following the Mozziah Day 238 Wednesday 9th May 2012


Fort Canning Park, Singapore May 8th

SETLIST:

1. How Soon is Now?
2. You Have Killed Me
3. You're the One For Me, Fatty
4. When Last I Spoke To Carol
5. Black Cloud
6. Shoplifters of the World Unite
7. I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris
8. Alma Matters
9. First Of The Gang To Die
10. Meat Is Murder
11. Let Me Kiss You
12. I Know It's Over
13. I Will See You In Far-Off Places
14. Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
15.To Give (Is The Reason I Live)
16. Ouija Board, Ouija Board
17. Everyday is Like Sunday
18. Speedway
Encore:Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me


So, did '@MancLadMozFan' get his BLUE ROSE to Morrissey at yesterday's concert in Singapore? The omens looked good when MancLad tweeted to say, "It's outdoors. Very small venue and stage, but I'm at the front. Sorry can't send pics." He also tweeted to say, "Bloody humid but have roses and beer." I could sense it, the moment had arrived, at last, at last, at last, a BLUE ROSE would be given to Moz. All then went quiet on the MancLad front, until 3 hours later, when he tweeted to say, "Got a book to Boz. I think rose trampled to death in pit, oh my me bad."

So, let me get this straight, after nearly a year of MancLad following MorrisseysWorld and building up to the moment where he was finally to give Morrissey a BLUE ROSE, he decided instead..........TO GIVE BOZ THE LATEST JOHN GRISHAM THRILLER?!
     £30 spent on a BLUE ROSE, which gets carelessly dropped in the Mozpit, while a £4.99 paperback is held onto for dear life until Manclad finally manages to pass it to Boz?! I stress again, YOU COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP!

   MancLad also tweeted, "So sorry his face at the end when only passed a piece of paper, obvious he was waiting, damn I'm so stupid." Well, regardless of whether or not Manc is stupid, the internet is great, because thanks to twitter, I was able to reliably inform MancLad, that it wasn't in fact a piece of paper given to Moz, it was a drawing, which was drawn by '@ling_nemesis'. She tweeted to say, "Morrissey took my drawing of him. The most epic moment of my entire fucking life!" I wonder if MancLad feels so euphoric about Boz taking the Grisham novel?

Later in the evening, yet another tweet appeared from MancLad, (either from his hotel room or a back street bar), saying, "What can I say, I am an old lush you know, next letdown by me, Milan." The Milan concert is on July 10th, and follows the one in Genoa on the 8th. I now have this vision in my head:

TELEGRAM MESSAGE FROM BOZ BOORER IN GENOA - JULY 8TH 2012 TO MANCLADMOZFAN:
Dear Manclad STOP Please bring latest autotrader to Milan STOP Don't bother with Grisham this time STOP Godspeed Boz STOP

I have spent most of this morning watching the Youtube footage from Singapore, which includes; 'Ouija Board', 'Meat Is Murder', a brilliant performance of 'I Know It's Over', '(Oscar was the) First of the Gang', 'I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris', 'Alma Matters', 'Everyday Is Like Sunday'(complete with 'OO' sign), 'Let Me Kiss You'(which is ruined by a wailing banshee - definitely NOT Siouxsie), 'Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want' (also ruined by banshee), and 'Speedway' (no 'Vincent', just Morr-ee-say Morr-ee-say Morr-ee-say chants),  but the BEST TWO VIDEOS are the FIRST EVER youtube clip of 'To Give (Is the Reason I Live)', and a STUNNING rendition (yet again) of 'Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me' , but the BEST bit of the 'Last Night I Dreamt' footage, is right at the very end (3 mins 45) when Moz actually LOOKS AT MANCLAD AND PUTS A HAND OUT, AND THEN LOOKS TO THE SKY (Mock horrified) when nothing is forthcoming! He then collects the drawing from '@ling_nemisis', plus a couple of other letters, before RETURNING to where MancLad is stood (4 mins 11), AND SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS, before walking off stage! See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwJjeUMvbww&feature=relmfu . I have a feeling that when 'Our Mozzer' returns to twitter or his blog, 'MancLad' will be in for some stick. Ouch!

     Moz went through a number of shirts (as usual) during the concert, and was once again wearing a large cross around his neck. The band were all topless (although with trousers!), with the exception of Boz who was in drag, in the sparkly blue number. Despite the concert being outdoors, and at night time, it looked unbelievably hot, but as usual, BRILLIANT. Next concert - Jakarta, Indonesia, where the fans will be REALLY up for it, they LOVE Moz out there, but will there be roses, we'll have to see!

A thread has been posted on So-low entitled 'Boy George lists @Morrisseysworld as his number one choice as his favorite tweeter' (As Boy George is English, and the article was in an English newspaper, it should of course be 'favourite', not 'favorite', but hey ho). Uncle Skinny must be fuming that his boss, David T, has posted this article, but I have a sneaky feeling that David T has finally realised (realized) that MorrisseysWorld IS Morrissey.
     David will have studied the MW evidence VERY thoroughly, and although the realisation wouldn't have been a pleasant pill for him to swallow, he obviously isn't stupid, and so he has FINALLY given MorrisseysWorld an airing on So-low. Uncle Skinny on the other hand, has definitely NOT woken up to the fact that MorrisseysWorld is Morrissey, and he continues to dig himself deeper and deeper into a hole, although rather ironically, he thinks that the MW author is the one in the hole, as he wrote, "The person responsible for this should be utterly, utterly ashamed of themselves. The hole dug is so deep that the only option is to keep digging. Absolutely shameful."

A MorrisseysWorld fan then wrote, "Personally I find the blog amusing and the twitter great. I am 100% certain that Morrissey reads it daily." For anybody wondering, IT WAS NOT ME that wrote the comment on So-low (or the first comment about the roses), but I think Uncle Skinny must have thought it was me, as he wrote, "let me put this bluntly - you are a fraudster." He also added that it was "ludicrous, insane, made-up bollocks", and finished by using MY catch phrase, when he wrote, "You couldn't make it up, but you did." Skinny has absolutely convinced himself that 'I' am the author of MorrisseysWorld, he really, really seems to believe that 'I' am some how able to predict a whole load of things, that MORRISSEY then does! You HONESTLY could NOT make this up!

I know for a fact that Uncle Skinny reads my blog, so I want to remind him of something (yet again), which may help his confusion. The one thing we DO know about Skinny, is that he BELIEVES that '@Morrisseysmum' IS Morrissey, and of course PETER IS RIGHT. On October 9th last year (Day 25 of my blog), I took over the '@Morrisseysmum' twitter account, when Morrissey got bored of it and became '@ODyrbrm'. Eight days later, on Day 33 of my blog, I gave the 'Mum' account back, and at the same time, I took over the '@ODyrbrm' account (which currently sits dormant in the Twitterdilly Arms). All you have to do is read my blog, it's ALL there. I have watched this whole phenomenon for 238 days, I AM NOT the author of MorrisseysWorld, and I AM NOT in a hole. *Passes spade to Skinny* 'Carry on Digging', and then plant yourself a rosebush ready for Manchester.


9 comments:

  1. Hilariously funny blog today Rats.
    Love the bit about Boz and the John Grisham and
    Moz looking disappointed to only receive a picture. ( However lovely it is ! )

    Perhaps I will return to Twit at some point.

    Thanks to you and Loughton Lil for encouraging me.

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  2. The expression "Couldn't organise a p**** up in a brewery" springs to mind! Never mind, we still love you Manc! Another day, another occsion, I am quite sure!

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  3. Sodding spelling mistakes, can't be bothered to correct it. Sorry!

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  4. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150348093841133&set=a.126631286132.139056.646346132&type=3&theater

    A better look at my drawing of Moz if anybody cares that much, haha.

    - Ling

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    1. That must have made your day! Well done you!

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  5. Manc needs to hire an escort. If he would pay my way, I'd gladly make sure that Moz gets the rose!

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  6. Okay. That's it. I've bought a ticket for Manchester. Standing. It's a calling of sorts.

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  8. Oh Manc what would we do without you ? Twitterdillies own
    Phileas Fogg !! I wish I knew what you looked like so I could spot you in the crowd. Love the footage where our Moz is looking out into the audience and then shrugs his shoulders - hilarious !!
    We know you did your best to pass the rose but events obviously overtook you, so better luck next time !! ;-)

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