Yesterday, I buttered up Richard 'Old Maid' Madeley (@richardm56) in an attempt to get him to unblock 'Our Mozzer' on twitter. I told him I enjoyed the banter, and then socked him with my killer punch, I called him a legend (that always works with celebs). 'Old Maid' tweeted me to say, "Hee hee. Morrissey hates me cos I mocked some ludicrous things/threats he said/made on stage a few years back." (Did he REALLY tweet 'hee hee'? Yep, he did!) 'Old Maid' then agreed to unblock 'Our Mozzer'....I knew the legend thing would work!
'Our Mozzer' didn't of course thank me for my act, he tweeted to say "Being blocked by Richard Madeley made this Twitter career seem almost worthwhile." Ah, well, tough luck Mozziah, you are here for our amusement, nothing more, nothing less.
'@MW' also had a quick dig in the ribs of Rihanna, and then signed off by tweeting, "Self-disgust is to self-love as rust is to the Austin Allegro." And then he disappeared, but keep your eyes peeled, he's started following Victoria Beckham!
2. EVERYDAY IS LIKE 'FUCKING' SUNDAY (LIVE IN HONOLULU) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
4. TROUBLE LOVES ME - MORRISSEY (DOWN 3)
9. STILL ILL (LIVE IN HONOLULU) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
10. FIRST OF THE GANG (LIVE IN HONOLULU) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
*Does ANYBODY know where the recital came from? Perhaps 'Our Mozzer' could enlighten us?