MorrisseysWorld was quietly tucked away on the web, minding it's own business, when I just walked right in, and 300 days later, I'm not only still there/here/wherever, I'm guarding the door like Biaginno - actually, can I be Ennio? (see yesterday's blog entry if you have no idea what I'm on about, you won't regret it, it's a GREAT satirical piece about, er, Morrissey!)
In the excitement of finding MorrisseysWorld.blogspot.com, I started my own blog, just as a way of keeping stock of events, and now 55,000 hits later, it has taken over my life, to the extent that I actually gave up my real job, left my fishing nets, and I am now FOLLOWING THE MOZZIAH full time, although I have NO IDEA where he's heading, and further more, I don't think he does either, but I'm holding on tight and enjoying the ride.
It's not all fun and games, I have been taken down a DARK PATH to a place called So-low, but I try not to go there very often. It is a car crash of a website, driven by the blind, for the blind.
On the positive path of my journey, I have met a number of like minded people, and we have built ourselves a 'virtual pub' on twitter, called 'The Twitterdilly Arms', where we swap stories and observations about both Morrissey and his parody alter ego, 'Our Mozzer'. Those who occupy the Twitterdilly Arms have formed the 'BLUE ROSE SOCIETY', and the quest is to wear roses to Morrissey concerts, and to try and hand them to him.
Anyway, enough of the misty eyed romanticisms, I should be updating my readers with my observations of both MorrisseysWorld and Morrissey. The MW blogsite remains offline, having been taken down on Saturday. It was pointed out to me on twitter yesterday by '@fancys123', that I'd missed the final blog entry from 'Our Mozzer', that appeared last Friday, which apparently made reference to Morrissey's GREEN CARNATION in Liege, and asked if BLUE ROSE would be next.
The reason I missed the blog entry was because I was house hunting all day Friday. Regular readers to my blog may, or may not, wish to know that after my builders left in May, I put my house for sale, and last week I received an offer from somebody to buy it. I spent all of last week viewing a number of houses, but my dog said even 'he' wouldn't sleep in some of them (he has expensive tastes), so I have decided to abandon the move. I have messed the estate agent about, but as they are all lying, cheating , unscrupulous bastards, the guilt is minimal.
So, back to Mozzer. The eagle eyed among you may have seen a post in the comments section of my blog on Sunday from 'Poetic Morrissey' (Luke), who pointed out that Morrissey's answer to the last question of the interview he gave to Gianni Santoro of XL Repubblica was IDENTICAL to a tweet made by '@MorrisseysWorld'. Here are the two again, for those who missed it:
29th June tweet by '@MorrisseysWorld': "@LouiseMensch We don't have freedom of speech. Stop pretending we do."
Statement by Morrissey during the interview published THIS WEEK with XL Repubblica in Italy: "In England the freedom to speak doesn't exist." This is just ANOTHER coincidence of course, but ALSO during the interview, Morrissey ridiculed twitter users, in EXACTLY the same way that MorrisseysWorld does...yes, I know, just a coincidence.
I won't write a report about the concert in Genoa, because EARS (Emotional Air Raid aka @Airraid25) is going to write a full review and post it on here. Not much Youtube footage has emerged from Genoa (unlike Rome where there is loads of fantastic quality stuff), although '@RosyMires' has posted footage of her giving presents to Moz during 'I Will See You In Far-Off Places'. The presents included; a photo of a street in Hulme, two stories what she wrote, a sprocket set, a teasmade, a picnic hamper, a diamond jubilee commemorative mug, a foot stool, a set of bath towels, an electric quiff clamp, Elton John's greatest hits cd, a cuddly toy, a bonsai tree *a buzzer goes off* "didn't she do well?" EARS apparently 'offered' her BLUE ROSE to Moz, but was met with a shrug, but I'll leave her to tell her tale.
As I write this, the '@MorrisseysWorld' twitter account has just re-opened (the blog remains closed), so I will scuttle back over to MorrisseysWorld via the Twitterdilly Arms, and report back tomorrow. Just before I go, for anybody who STILL doubts that Morrissey is MorrisseysWorld, and that he also reads my blog, you may be interested to see my 'audience stats' for this week. I have suddenly had an influx of readers in Italy, now HOW would they know about 'FollowingTheMozziah'?
And finally Esther, and finally Cyril, Morrissey is tonight playing in Milan. Will we see (OO) any signs from the stage? As Shaw Taylor used to say on 'Police 5' - 'KEEP 'EM PEELED".
TWITTERDILLY ARMS TOP 10 - WEEK COMMENCING SUNDAY JULY 8TH 2012
1. 'THE GREEN CARNATION E.P' (SHOPLIFTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE & YOU HAVE KILLED ME - LIVE IN LIEGE - ERIC'S DEBUT) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
2. HOW SOON IS NOW? (LIVE IN LIEGE) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
3. LE TEMPS DE L'AMOUR - FRANCOISE HARDY (NEW ENTRY)
4. PEOPLE ARE THE SAME EVERYWHERE - MORRISSEY (NO CHANGE)
5. BLACK CLOUD (LIVE IN LIEGE) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
6. EVERYDAY IS LIKE SUNDAY - MORRISSEY (NO CHANGE)
7. TROUBLE LOVES ME - MORRISSEY (DOWN 6)
8. HEART - RITA PAVONE (DOWN 1)
9. KIMBERLY - PATTI SMITH (NEW ENTRY)
10. IS THAT ALL THERE IS? - PEGGY LEE (NEW ENTRY)
*The Twitterdilly Arms Top 10 is counted down on twitter EVERY TUESDAY at 12.45pm UK time. You can join in the excitement LIVE by following '@UpThePier'.