7. LAST NIGHT I DRANK
The first person to spot that my beautiful plan was doomed from the start was 'Our Mozzer' himself, who tweeted, "A delightfully quaint gesture, which is bound to fail." How right he was. I will reveal Plan B tomorrow.....if I remember.
I have very little time to write anything today, as I am buying a new car, a Morris Oxford, 'J' reg, in white with 437, 000 miles on the clock and one previous lady owner. My cricket match has been called off due to the continued British rain, so instead we are having friends around for dinner and karaoke. There karaoke machine holds 40,000 songs, so will I be able to find a Moz number to 'treat' them to?
I haven't even TOUCHED on 'Our Mozzer's' twitter updates, which include his tweet, "My world is coming." This is SURELY a reference to the new song of that name that 'Our Mozzer' said he'd written. Now, if this is true, all talk of 'coincidences' flies out of the window. How apt would it be for the TRUTH to be triggered by a song.
"Good evening Manchester, Welcome to MY WORLD....MORRISSEYSWORLD." God I'm almost drooling.