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Tuesday, 17 July 2012

Following The Mozziah Day 307 Tuesday July 17th 2012

LYCABETTUS THEATRE, ATHENS, GREECE - MONDAY JULY 17TH 2012

SETLIST:

1. (KIMBERLY) + HOW SOON IS NOW?
2. YOU HAVE KILLED ME
3. THROWING PARIS
4. FATTY ARBUCKLE
5. BLACK CLYDE
6. OUIJA BOARD
7. MALADUSTED
8. SHOPFITTERS
9. SUNDAY
10. LAST NIGHT I DREAMT
11. I WILL SEE YOU IN FAR-OFF PLACES
12. ACTON
13. MEAT IS MURDER
14. LET ME KISS YOU
15. TOOTH PICK (THE RAISON OLIVE)
16. SPEEDCAMERA
17. SCANDAL
18. CAROL
19. I AM AWARE IT'S OVER
20. STILL 'ERE

First things first, forget The Mozziah's concert in Athens, MorrisseysWorld has produced a parody piece for the first time in months, and it's a beauty. It's a make believe meeting between 'The True Artiste' aka Morrissey and 'Parody Moz aka 'Our Mozzer', but there is a twist to the tale, in that it transpires that 'Real Moz' isn't REALLY Moz, it's Paul Freeyourself, the self proclaimed number one Moz impersonator, and 'Parody Moz' turns out to be the REAL Morrissey. To add a bit of spice to the piece, 'Real Moz', who is really 'Pretend Moz', is accompanied by RosyMires, who dislikes everything 'Parody Moz' says, but when the person she believes to be 'Real Moz' says the same thing, she LOVES it. The piece is cutting, witty and hits the nail BANG on the head.

RosyMires response to the piece was all very predictable. She admitted that she found it funny, but tweeted to say, "For the first time, I'm thinking Rat = MW. Could you deliberately dumb down THAT much though." Ouch! She then must have reached for her 'Guardian Book of Stock Left Wing Answers to Everything', because in response to my blog entry of yesterday, in which I talked of immigration, she tweeted to ask me, "Ever thought of joining UKIP?"

The problem with all the cliche left wing, Guardian reading, socialists, is that they can't think for themselves, they are NO BETTER than the Daily Mail readers that they mock. Guardian readers like Rosy see the 'I' word being used, and immediately think you are racist. When I pointed out to Rosy that England isn't big enough to accommodate the whole world, she replied with ANOTHER cliche left wing quote of, "The world's evening out a bit & we can't lord it over the colonies any more. Times are a changing." She completely misses the point. Don't get me wrong I HATE the right wing politicians, as much as I hate EVERY politician from EVERY mainstream party, but this 'right on' view that ANYBODY and EVERYBODY should be able to live where they like, is all well and good, but it will mean that eventually ALL countries are the same, with EVERYBODY speaking one language, and ALL of us governed by ONE New World Order....but the left don't SEE ( 'OO' ) that, how could they, their heads are stuck in the Guardian, where their minds are made up for them.

The new MW satirical piece was met with rave reviews from the BlueRoseSociety, and Morrissey replied that "Russell and I hammer these pieces together when we're both free. That's Russell Grant." I wonder IF Rustle Brand really DOES write some of the satire, if he does, it would be interesting to know who wrote what pieces. Personally, I think it's ALL Moz.

Today the sun actually came out in England, so the 'rug rats' and I, spent all morning in the garden, and all afternoon down the beach, with just a twenty minute period indoors to present the Top 10, LIVE from the Twitterdilly Arms at 12.45pm. The break away from the internet was great, and now that there are no Moz concerts for a few days, perhaps I will have some more time off for good behaviour.

Before I ventured into the garden this morning, I watched a few of the Youtube clips from Athens, and took a quick peak into Twitterdilly. It was an early start on twitter today for both Moz (@MorrisseysWorld) and Drag Boz (@BozBoorer), with Boz tweeting, "The t shirt 'Fuck Morrissey Solo' was worn for a reason, that site has upset Moz and the band so much!" MW immediately followed this up with, "Fuck Morrissey Solo." The message still seems to be falling on deaf ears, and a number of  'so called' Morrissey fans on twitter continue to suck up to 'UncleSkinny' as if HE is their idol. YOU JUST COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP, Morrissey HATES So-low, but the defence given by the likes of RosyMires, is that Skinny just "helps out occasionally" at So-low! This ISN'T true, Skinny virtually runs So-low and MORRISSEY HATES IT, end of story.

Talking of Skinny, last week, he was trying to sell tickets on twitter for Morrissey's Manchester concert, and today he has tweeted that his "blood is being sold for profit." As we know, Tseng is alleged to have tried to sell his 'freedom of speech' for 3,000 dollars a month, so is there NOTHING that this pair WOULDN'T sell? It is surely only a matter of time before we see Tseng and Skinny flogging their grandmothers on ebay.

  Boz tweeted me early this morning, saying, "@TheRatsBack - Moz and I want to see you deliver a blue rose in Manchester or Edinborough(sic)." (I added the sic bit, not Boz). Boz also added the 'bluerosesociety' hash tag to his tweet. I sincerely hope to be able to deliver Bluerose in Manchester, but it won't be easy, and Edinburgh will be trickier still, as I'm NOT going! Incidentally, MW has asked that EVERYBODY use the 'bluerosesociety' hash tag on all their tweets from now on.

MW tweeted Boz to ask, "How is the wrist Boz?" Did anybody even know Boz HAD a bad wrist? We will have to keep our eyes peeled for a wrist strap. Boz also tweeted, "Blue Rose SOON" and "Moz thinks the time is almost ripe for bluerose."

So, now we've dealt with 'Parody Moz', who we now know is 'Real Moz' (as if we ever doubted it), it's time to turn attentions to the 'Other' 'Real Moz', who ISN'T REALLY Paul Freeyourself, but IS actually  'Real Moz', although for reference sake, perhaps we should call him 'Stage Moz'. It's all SO confusing. The Youtube footage from Athens looks fantastic, with the stand out performances for me being 'Last Night I Dreamt' (which I swear is getting ready to become 'Trouble Loves Me' in Manchester), and 'How Soon Is Now?', with an a cappella bit from Patti Smiths's 'Kimberly' at the beginning. There is also a very amusing talky bit with the audience, where a guy gives Moz a book and asks if he read the one he gave him six years ago, to which Moz comically replied "it was boring" , before looking at the front cover of the new gift and proclaiming that it looked "much better." Moz YET AGAIN appeared in a shirt with roses on, but of course, it's just ANOTHER everyday coincidence.



'STAGE MOZ' IN ROSE PATTERNED SHIRT

I am still struggling for a Plan C for Manchester, and think my best bet may be to just get down the front and wave a BLUE ROSE. It's a simple plan but you just never know. Having failed to get 'Big Mick' to agree to dressing as 'Drag Boz', I have suggested that perhaps he would prefer to be 'Lil the Dancer' from Twin Peaks. His response was bluer than Lil's rose!


LIL THE DANCER

And finally Esther, and finally Cyril, the 'Audience Stats' from my blog show that YESTERDAY I had a number of hits from GREECE, and TODAY I have had a number of hits from JORDAN, and NO, I don't mean Katie Price. Now, WHO might have flown from Athens to Jordan? Answers on a postcard to: Ms R. Mires C/O The Guardian, who will then let her know what to guess.


THE TWITTERDILLY ARMS TOP 10 - WEEK BEGINNING SUNDAY JULY 15TH 2012

1. THE 'HOW SOON IS NOW?' E.P (LIVE IN ITALY 2012) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
2. LAISSE TOMBER LES FILLES - FRANCE GALL (NEW ENTRY)
3. SCANDINAVIA (LIVE IN ROME 2012) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
4. ACTION IS MY MIDDLE NAME (LIVE IN ROME 2012) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
5. I KNOW IT'S OVER (LIVE IN GRADO 2012) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
6. SHOPLIFTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE (LIVE IN GENOA 2012) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)
7. TROUBLE LOVES ME - MORRISSEY (NO CHANGE)
8. PISSING IN A RIVER - PATTI SMITH (NEW ENTRY)
9. HEART - RITA PAVONE (DOWN 1)
10. MALADJUSTED (LIVE IN ROME 2012) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY)

The Twitterdilly Arms Top 10 is counted down LIVE on twitter EVERY Tuesday at 12.45pm UK time by @UpThePier.



ERIC LEWIS GARDNER (NOTE THE ZOMBIE EYES - COULD HE BE A STEPFORD WIFE, CREATED BY MOZ TO DO AS HE IS TOLD?)

3 comments:

  1. I believe the twitter Moz is doing his best to spread the news about Blue Rose far and wide thoughout the land of Twitterdilly having been on a Retweet binge retweeting and promising to follow almost anyone with the BRS hashtag -suddenly I don't feel so special maybe I never was- anyways his followers
    numbers stay stagnant so were those people there before? Or are they a new batch of fans now getting the hint that there's something definitly worth paying attention to here!
    So I shall hold my breath, sit on my hands, biting my bottom lip til Manchester!

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  2. Pithy little pas de deux between our mozzer and drag boz yesterday. Oops I took the wrist comment in a different way. having said that, Boz HAS been wearing a wristband recently ;)

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  3. Great read, as ever. However, I'm a bit perplexed as to all the 'Moz Variants' apparently in existence:
    'The True Artiste'
    'Parody Moz'
    'Real Moz'
    'Pretend Moz'
    'Other' Moz
    'Stage Moz'
    'Twitter Moz'
    The various versions of Moz just adds further mystery to the already confounding MW phenomenon. A possible explanation is 'The Authentic Moz' was cloned. If so, could the 'Zombie Eyes' on Eric Gardner's drum kit actually be telling us a coded message that 'Stage Moz' is 'Stepford Moz?' It's rather chilling to ponder.

    P.S. Okay, I'll shut up now and get myself a life. :)

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