Hand in glove
You were good in your time
First of the gang to die
So little time (cover)
Irish blood, English heart (ode to Wilde)
Don't make fun of daddy's voice
Something is squeezing my skull
The last of the famous international playboys
Paint a vulgar picture
Action is my middle name
Boredom is a plague
I'm throwing my arms around Paris
I've changed my plea to guilty
The tyranny of tedium
Excerpts from my life story
Song for nobody
The Queen is dead
encore: There is a light that never goes out
Of course the first thing that springs to mind is, if this really IS Morrissey's 'Fantasy Set-List, then why, being as he IS Morrissey, doesn't he just sing it? The second thing that springs to mind is, is there something within this 'fantasy' list, that could be a little clue as to what's coming in the next leg of the world tour? I had never heard of the song listed at number six, 'So Little Time', but it transpires that it is an Andy Williams 'b' side from 1963, and is right up Morrissey's street, in fact it's got his name written all over it (see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j51HN3sRBr8 ). It's a beautiful song, just beautiful....mesmerising in fact! It is also interesting to note that number nineteen on the list, 'Song For Nobody', has never been mentioned before, although I have just been catching up on the recent tweets from '@MorrisseysWorld', and this song has been mentioned. Other new songs on the list, include; 'Boredom is a Plague' and 'The Tyranny of Tedium'. There is also 'Excerpts From My Life Story' listed, but I am presuming this is a book reading as opposed to a song, although I may of course be wrong. It is certainly an interesting list.
As I have just mentioned, Our Mozzer has been tweeting again, and yesterday in particular, he would appear to have been in full flow, picking on everybody from; that nauseating bint, Lorraine off the telly, to that nauseating twat Blair, who used to start meaningless wars for fun. I also noticed that Our Mozzer tweeted me three days ago saying, "It's good to have you back Timmy." Don't ask, because I really don't know!
Our Mozzer failed to meet my 48 hour ultimatum, regarding the answers to my interview questions, and for this I thank him. I would have been VERY disappointed if he had complied to such a cheap tactic.
Finally, I have not been feeling very well of late, and this morning I went to the doctor, as I have been having chest pains. I am now undergoing a course of ECG's, chest x-rays etc, but please DO NOT leave messages of sympathy in the comments section, they are no good to me whatsoever, I just want the pains to stop. I have also been put on beta blockers and given an angina spray, so the doctor is obviously convinced I am on my last legs. If this blog thing comes to an abrupt end, please presume I have died. If I feel like I am dying, I shall of course attempt to make a blog entry, so that my loyal readers get to know first. If I fail to make that final blog entry prior to my demise, then a) I apologise, and b) I should like to bequeath my huge collection of number one singles to Steven Patrick Morrissey, of no fixed abode (formerly of Kings Rd Manchester), as this is the only way he is ever likely to get his hands on a number 1 hit single. I bequeath the rest of my vinyl to the nearest car boot sale. I bequeath my signed copy of 'Hatful of Hollow' to Mike Joyce, as this is the only way he is ever likely to get Morrissey's autograph, and I bequest my wife to anyone who will have her.
Signed (In semi-stable state of mind)
Ps.....Dear Moz, just in case I really am on my last legs, please could you give the interview answers? I know it's another cheap shot at getting them, but I'd hate to die wondering.