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Friday, 26 October 2012

Day 408 - Lord Of The Whys Part 3

September of 2011 was quickly followed by October, and Our Mozzer's Parody Nights club was in full swing, although when I say full swing, it was only attracting the same clientele each day, and it remained COMPLETELY undiscovered by the hundreds of thousand of occupants of Black Cloud Island.

The Solow leaders continued to assure their community that Parody Nights was an illegal den of iniquity, with both Skin and Tze Tze fearing that their township would fall apart if their residents were to realise that Morrissey was the owner of the club, and that EVERYBODY was welcome. Skin and Tze Tze's  main fear was that the Solow residents would up sticks, and form a new community centred around Parody Nights. For now, the only other building near Parody Nights was The Twitterdilly Arms, a large pub with ensuite accommodation above.


OCT 2011 - OUR MOZZER BEHIND THE BAR OF PARODY NIGHTS WITH WALTER EGO MAKING COCKTAILS. RAISING THEIR GLASSES ARE: MME STAELGHOST, LIZZY CAT, AMORA, EARS, HEATHER CAT, ROSY MIRES, GW, CLINGSTER, HECTOR, MANC LAD, LOUGHTON LIL, RAT ETC. ROMINA CAN JUST ABOUT BE SEEN IN THE BAR, WITH HER HEAD ON THE BAR. THE NON SMILING MAN IN THE VERY CENTRE IS SKIN OF SOLOW - HE IS WORRIED THAT HIS COMMUNITY WILL REALISE HE SECRETLY FREQUENTS PARODY NIGHTS

On October 9th, Parody Nights held a Twin Peaks theme night, compared by a woman by the name of Margaret Lanterman, aka Log Lady. Some of those in attendance thought that Log Lady could in fact be Morrissey or Boz Boorer in disguise, but whoever it was, they provided a bizarre evening of entertainment, that culminated in Margaret rubbing her log, and making a strange prediction. She said:

"When the blood runs, the white rose becomes a red rose. When the truth settles down, nothing will remain."

None of the regulars had ANY idea what Log Lady's prediction could mean, but despite her presence being slightly disturbing to a number of the regulars, others liked her 'off the wall' act, and she was booked for further performances.


MARGARET LANTERMAN - SECURED FURTHER BOOKINGS AT PARODAY NIGHTS  THANKS TO AN OFF THE WALL DEBUT OF LOG RUBBING AND PROPHESYING IN OCTOBER  2011


Early one morning, the following week, Morrissey was strolling down from his hilltop home, heading toward Parody Nights, when he bumped into Russell Brand, one of the 'Moz Celeb' community, who was out practicing his yoga. Morrissey had recently noticed Brand hanging around the Parody club, so he decided that, as Rustle was a trusted friend, he would let him in on his secret.

Morrissey also informed Brand that he was just on his way to close the club down for a while, as he was heading off on tour, but he told Brand that he would introduce him to the club regulars. Morrissey instructed Brand to disguise himself, and told him that he must NEVER reveal their true identities.


OUR MOZZER (LEFT) INSTRUCTS BRAND THAT HE MUST KEEP QUIET

That evening (Oct 12th), Our Mozzer announced to all the regulars of Parody Nights, that he was closing the club, but he asked the audience to welcome into the community, Bucktoothed Boy.

What happened next, was a scene reminiscent of when Morrissey left the stage at London's Roundhouse in January 2008. As an awkward looking Bucktoothed Boy walked onto the stage, the audience started to look at each other, and asked WHY was Our Mozzer closing the club, and what is more, WHY was he offering this odd looking man as some sort of replacement? The audience booed, most stormed out, and Rat, rather shamefully, through a cup of wee at the new boy.


BRAND DISGUISED WITH ITEMS FROM HIS DRESSING UP BOX, ENTERED THE PARODY NIGHTS AND WAS DRENCHED WITH RAT WEE

With Parody Nights now closed, the focus fell on The Twitterdilly Arms, where  the twenty two nomads, now gathered. They all had their own individual rooms upstairs, and they would drift in and out of the bar at different times of night and day, while the jukebox constantly played. The other regulars of Parody Nights seemed to have disappeared, or perhaps they were lurking in the shadows of the Arms.

The Old Bank of England
THE TWITTERDILLY ARMS - A BASE WHILE PARODY NIGHTS WAS CLOSED

The very first evening that Buck ventured into the Twitterdilly Arms, he was made to feel welcome, but Buck appeared to be wearing the very same UK Uncut t-shirt that Russell Brand had been wearing over the past few days. Rat and a few of the others recognised the t-shirt, and when Buck started talking about  Richard Dawkins being the Abu Hamza of atheism, their suspicions seemed to be confirmed.


BUCKTOOTHED BOY, LOOKING A BIT LIKE BRAND


November arrived, and as the regulars of The Twitterdilly Arms moped about, waiting for Morrissey's tour to start, something unexpected happened, The Parody Nights club re-opened, and it had been completely redecorated, with pictures of famous people making 'OO' and 'O' signs.


THE NEW DECOR OF PARODY NIGHTS


November 7th saw Log Lady return to the Parody Nights stage, and she had another VERY important announcement.


The story is old, I KNOW, but it goes on. Come back tomorrow to find out WHAT Log Lady's IMPORTANT announcement was all about, discover the meaning of the 'OO' signs, and also see whether any roses appeared on the US Morrissey tour of 2011.


10 comments:

  1. I'm pointing out a meaningless coincidence, but has anyone noticed the 22 in this truly gorgeous picture?

    http://distilleryimage1.s3.amazonaws.com/eeaf9894183311e29ae122000a1f9a03_7.jpg

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  2. You are a great story teller, Ratty! Is this how Cyril and Vyvyan felt when old Oscar was telling them stories?

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  3. Your talents are shining through here rats, much appreciated.

    Smashing photo SBJ, thanks for sharing it.

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  4. I love the story and the photos just bring it to life Rats,
    I particularly love the first black and white photo - wonderful.

    I love the gorgeous photo you posted SBJ,
    and well - spotted about the number 22.

    Lastly I just want to say that I was very sad to hear the news that
    Morrissey's Mum is still unwell. My heart goes out to him and his family.
    #LoveToBetty

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  5. I laughed out loud Rat - your choice of photos is superb, such a great twist on the Morrisseysworld saga. Thanks so much for doing this - we all need a bit of a lift at the moment and you're doing a great job in giving it to us.

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  6. Ditto to all the above comments. Terrific storytelling to sustain us during a difficult week. Strength and love to Morrissey and family - BlueRoseSociety sends healing thoughts and well wishes. #LoveToBetty

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    1. Another terrific blog with photos to match the story, glad you are keeping the blog going I look forward to it as the humour lightens the day. By the way, how was James Bond? And how fast did you get the car going on the way home? The males in my family also tend to imitate the action films they view-one grandson when he about 4 jumped off the top bunk after watching 'Spiderman'. I see there's bad news, related to Moz's mother. I feel badly about it, I was hoping when he announced he was only taking a few days off, it meant it wasn't that serious, but it must be. And once again the people at solow are at it, at least many on the site are seem to be against the trolls, who this time are extremely vulgar in speaking about his Mum and degree of her illness. It made me furious just reading some of it. Now would be the time for Black Cloud's army to march on over there and do some damage. As we cannot do that, we will have to make sure our thoughts and strengths are focused on Moz and his mother's healing. Best wishes to them and the family.#BlueRoseSociety #LoveToBetty

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    2. Well said, fancy123! I had a brief look and was disgusted myself, especially with that Skylarker person! I was encouraged by one comment though: Wozzles - Yesterday, 10:15 PM The moderator should lock this thread, or at the very least, moderate it.
      Says it all really!

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  7. Wonder who posted this? Was it anybody we know?

    I hate Solow - Today, 12:21 PM Reply
    Originally Posted by MORRIZSEY
    I hoped for this thread to be given some dignity....
    Seriously? You were hoping for dignity on THIS site?

    I'm truly worried about what will happen if his Mum actually dies - God forbid. People will post oh-so-funny gifs and say "That's life, old chap, move on already and play the show I have tickets for and you better pull out the exact setlist that I want to hear, and by the way your band is shite so play with the people that I want you to play with, and now I'm going to masturbate over a picture of your Mum and there's nothing you can do about it, so suck it up and be my dancing bear".

    This place is SICK. DavidT and Uncle Skinny are SICK. Skylarker and VivaHate are EVEN SICKER. They babble about freedom of speech and use it to justify ANY kind of nastiness that people please themselves to spill out on Morrissey. And I would happily give all the money I own if that would make DavidT shut this disgrace DOWN. GET OVER YOURSELF, REALISE THAT YOU LOVE YOUR DAMN SITE MORE THAN YOU LOVE MORRISSEY AND SHUT IT DOWN NOW. Some people describe you as kind and nice, but you're so clearly not. You're just boosting your ego on the back of Morrissey. How much do you want me to pay you to shut this down?? I WOULD RAISE THE MONEY NO MATTER WHAT.

    And now I'm waiting for the old "Why do you come here if you hate it" replies. I come here because I feel the need to speak against the shit that is going on here. Because I love Morrissey and I can't keep quiet if I see what people do to him. Bastards.

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    1. Thank you GOB. I was so upset yesterday that I was physically ill at what had been posted and just spoke from the heart. I Do not know who posted the above on solo. I returned to the site to read it and saw that davidt posted that "40 or 50 posts have been moved to the off-topic fight thread in the pigsty. Some posts were not approved but you wouldn't see that action as that is behind-the-scenes."And I was glad to see most of them had been removed. The people who are now posting on the site appear to have been upset as much as we were and were having a discussion about what to do about offensive postings vs free speech and feel some monitoring should be done when it comes to common decency and that some topics deserve respect. I do hope Moz, his and family are doing well. #LoveToBetty #BlueRoseSociety

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