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Thursday, 1 November 2012

Day 414 - Lord Of the Whys Part 7

May 2012 came to a close, and so did the Morrissey concerts. Roses has been taken to the birthday concert, by both Old Willoughby and newcomer JJ, but neither had managed to get them to the stage. Manc Lad hadn't even bothered taking one.


OLD WILLOUGHBY TOOK BLUE ROSES TO THE BIRTHDAY CONCERT

The Parody Nights club was briefly re-opened, and Our Mozzer put up some new posters, including one of JJ's blue rose, and Marcus the Greek in a Parody Nights t-shirt, but then, for the month of June, Our Mozzer left his club unattended, and chose instead to hang out in The Twitterdilly Arms.

As Our Mozzer held court in the Twit Arms, he would lay into the likes of Diane Abbot, the Milliband brothers, who he nicknamed 'EDID' (after Jedward), Rihanna and Danny Baker.


JEDWARD - RIDICULED BY OUR MOZZER


His attack on Danny Baker, had Barcelona Berrells and Rosy Mires screaming in his face, as offended as they had been by Houstongate, and they both ran out of the Twit Arms, NEVER to be seen again, well, not until the next time anyway.


JUNE 2012 - OUR MOZZER (LEFT) HOLDS COURT IN THE TWIT ARMS, WITH L TO R:  BARCELONA BERRELLS, MANC LAD, LIZZY CAT, ROSY MIRES (HAIR BRUSHED & PARTED) AND OLD WILLOUGHBY

With the arrival of July, Our Mozzer left the Twitterdilly Arms, locked up the Parody Nights club, and set off back to the hills, to once again become Morrissey. On his way back up to his luxurious hilltop residence, Morrissey stopped off at a place called Wiki-Moz Central, a building that virtually EVERY person on Black Cloud Island had visited at some time or other.

The internal walls of Wiki-Moz Central had lists of ALL things Morrissey related, and Morrissey took this opportunity to add to the lists, mentioning; Parody Nights, The Blue Rose Society and Green Carnation.

Word soon got back to both the Twitterdilly Arms and the Solow Place, that Wiki-Moz Central had been updated, and the new lists were quickly, and mysteriously, removed. The Solow dictators INSISTED that it hadn't been Morrissey who had updated the lists, while the Twitterdillians, who were by now referring to themselves as the Blue Rose Society, believed it was.

The following day, Morrissey took to the stage, wearing a GREEN CARNATION for the first time ever.

JULY 5TH 2012 - THE REAL MORRISSEY WEARING A GREEN CARNATION

The Solowers declared that Morrissey's green carnation was just a green brooch, and as nobody else on Black Cloud Island had seemed to notice, the earth continued to rotate on it's axis.

A couple of days later, EARS set off from the Twitterdilly Arms, and headed to the Italian section of the island, with a blue rose between her teeth. Try as she may, she was unable to deliver the rose to Morrissey.

Our Mozzer performed a one off night of comedy in his Parody Nights club in mid July, with a hilarious impersonation of both, Morrissey impersonator Paul Freebody, and Morrissey anagram, Rosy Mires.


MORRISSEY IMPERSONATOR, IMPERSONATED BY A PARODY MORRISSEY

Also back on the bill in Parody Nights, was Margaret Lanterman, who once again, rubbed her log, and predicted that "In the strangest of circumstances, he (Morrissey) WILL be photographed with a blue rose soon."

Toward the end of July, Morrissey was presented with the 'Key to the City' of Tel Aviv, and for the occasion, Morrissey decided to wear a particularly gaudy tie, covered in BLUE ROSES. It was immediately claimed by the Blue Rose Society, that this was Morrissey giving yet another sign, that he approved of the whole Blue Rose thing, but of course, to the rest of Black Cloud Island, it was once again, completely missed, with the vast majority oblivious to the fact that Morrissey was even IN Tel Aviv.


OF ALL THE TIES, IN ALL THE WORLD......

On July 28th, Morrissey sang to a crowd in Manchester. Marcus the Greek, and Rat, took blue roses, but NEITHER were able to get them to Morrissey. Morrissey, oblivious to the roses, talked about his Tel Aviv key, and as he did so, he tucked his hand INSIDE his shirt, replicating the decor from Parody Nights.


MORRISSEY PAYS TRIBUTE TO OUR MOZZER'S DECOR

The hand in the shirt was EVEN further proof to the Blue Rose Society, some of whom met up at the Manchester concert.

BLUE ROSERS IN MANCHESTER 2012 - L TO R: MARCUS THE GREEK, LOUGHTON LIL, RAT, EARS, GOB, CATHY, SOUTHKIRK KIRKY, BIG MICK


Coming Soon, in the FINAL part of Lord Of The Whys....Nights of wine and roses, back room chats, the closing of Parody Nights, and Blue Rose is fulfilled.


14 comments:

  1. Please remember there was another who witnessed the blog before the True To You mentions.The same person also suggested Nico shirts on the blog , made a comment about THUGS before those shirts were worn, has been a long time fan of Morrissey and The Smiths.This person also was the one who ridiculously first posted about blue roses(Always thought they were interesting) on the blog and went out of their way to send them to him on his birthday from elsewhere in the country.It seems that this individual has been overlooked. It was rather kind to send flowers to someone they do not even know because they like a person.Have a lovely day.

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    1. Is this individual nameless? This comment has been made several times on the MW blog without any justification or backup. I would think most people would be happy to give credit where it's due but you don't make it easy

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  2. Thanks for continuing the saga, Rats. A notable thing about the blue rose tie is that the photos appeared right after Log Lady predicted that Morrissey would be photographed with a blue rose.

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    1. Amended. Thank you heathercat.

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  3. Is Big Mick okay - he's looking a little thin and not ageing well.

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  4. Excellent recall Heathercat !!

    I don't know when you took the photo of me in the Twit Arms Rats,
    but please cease and desist.

    You know how camera-shy I am.......

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  5. Thank you Rat with your post I can remember a lot of things, exellent work!

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  6. Ohh.... the sweet memories. :)

    #BlueRoseSociety

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  7. well fair play to you anon for sticking with it, but why not let us put a name to the words, i can remember being in the chatroom the night our mozzer mentioned the green carnation story, i know @sonyajayne was in there but i cant remember the others that night, only reason i mention it was because i said i would take a blue rose and our mozzer nearly bit my head off screaming NO NO red or white..strange..also i wore a blue rose with about ten thousand other city fans on the last ever game at maine road..ah what a trendsetter i can be..i mean the wearing of a blue rose not the idea of it

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  8. Must have been when Our Mozzer was tinkering with Wiki in July that he clocked the Dusty Springfield reference that he mentioned in a recent interview.
    I too only remember the MWblog being about red or white roses for a long time. I did not notice when blue roses were phased in - so Anon above if that was your moment, I am sorry I missed it.

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