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Sunday, 3 February 2013

Day 508- Logic

Morrissey has officially denied FOUR times that he is in any way involved with MorrisseysWorld, and has even gone as far as to call it 'dangerous.' These four denials were more than enough 'evidence' for the vast majority of Morrissey fans to 'logically' conclude that Morrissey is NOT the author of MorrisseysWorld, and they have further concluded that the author MUST therefore be a "lying shyster", but 'logic' is very one dimensional, and often used by scientists, where as artists and poets such as Morrissey prefer mystery and art to 'logic.' What if Morrissey was LYING to try and get his fans to look beyond the logical?

Here is a little story:

LOGIC by TheRatsBack

The Morrissey-Solo website owner, David T was walking down the road, when he bumped into one of his site moderators, Uncle Skinny.
"I haven't seen you for ages!" exclaimed Skinny, "where have you been?"
"I've been away on a course," replied David.
"Away on a course?" asked Skinny, "What have you been studying?"
"Logic!" announced David.
"LOGIC?" asked Skinny in bemusement, "what's LOGIC?"
"Well, let me give you an example," said David. "Have you got a goldfish?"
"Yeah, I've got quite a few actually," boasted Skinny, puffing his chest out.
"Well, in that case, you must have either a fish tank or a pond?"
"Yes, I've got a great pond," said Skinny, "it's got a water feature an' all."
"Therefore," continued David, "the chances are, you have a garden."
"Yes I have!" exclaimed Skinny once again, "it's a right sun trap.
"Well then," said David, "I bet that you've got a house."
"Oh yes, and it's a right little palace."
"Well, if you've got a house," continued David, "there is a very good chance that you have a wife."
"Too right I have," crowed Skinny, "an' she's a reet little cracker."
"In that case, would I be right in thinking you've probably got children?"
"Yep, said Skinny, "two, one of each."
"So, if you've got kids, you obviously have sex?"
"Regular! No complaints from me in that department," said Skinny.
"Then in that case, I guess there is no need for masturbation in your house," said David.
"No, never!" proclaimed Skinny.
"And THAT, my friend, is LOGIC!" announced David.
"Wow! THAT'S incredible," said Skinny.

The two men said their goodbyes and went their separate ways. Skinny took a left as he headed into town, and as he walked around the corner, he couldn't believe his eyes, standing there right in front of him was his all time hero, Morrissey. Skinny had often thought long and hard about what he would say to Morrissey if he was ever lucky enough to meet him, and despite allowing hatred and lies to be written about Morrissey on his website, he loved him dearly. As Morrissey came closer, Skinny started to panic. What should he say? How could he remain cool? As the two men drew together, Skinny said,
"Excuse me Morrissey, I'm one of your biggest fans."
"I do apologize for any discomfort I've brought upon you," said Moz in his usual Morrisseyesque way, having NO idea who this man in front of him was. Skinny thought quickly, how could he impress his hero?
"Here Moz?" Said Skinny, "Do you know about logic?"
Morrissey looked puzzled at such a bizarre question. Without waiting for an answer, Skinny said to Morrissey, "Do you have a goldfish?"
"No" said Morrissey.
"Then you're a wanker!"

48 comments:

  1. You are a lying shyster because you weren't going to mention Uncle Skinny again! Still funny though!

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    1. Also because he said he wasn't going to blog today, but what a nice surprise - well done, as always, Ratty!

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  2. Oh dear oh dear. Lying, lying and lying again. What a useless waste of DNA.

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  3. Who cares?You had issues making up your mind to being with in the beginning and your views were majorly skewed .Even if someone did care it is obvious you now think that you are the only fan he has and your attitude totally sucks .Who wants to bother anymore? The only thing you care about is how your egotism fits into the picture .Morrissey has had many fans for many many years and nobody deserves to be treated the way you people treat him.Anyone with a point of view is a troll if their opinions or questioning outside of your rude behavior even though you need to accept the fact that perhaps you are one as well.It is not right now you treat people .You all try to pretend you are some misfit why ?In relation to how his music makes you feel.Seem pretty much normal for the most part to me and like you are incapable of being sensitive or kind to people who differ from yourself.Does not want to be a fan of Morrissey because you act the same way as Solow people do and you all go on there anyway and some came from there.You do not respect individuality,Does not think you are as " Nice" as you pretend to be .You have an attitude problem that sucks.

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  4. Bravo Rats !! Brilliantly done.
    Many thanks for taking time to blog today.

    Your piece says it all really.......

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  5. Uh oh, someone's obsessed with someone.

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  6. You distort people's perceptions of others to foster a negative view of them.
    You humiliate others.
    You get a perverse gratification from provoking arguments.
    You surround yourself with weak needy sycophants who dare not cross you and you create an elitist clique to give them some status.
    You seize on the vulnerabilities of those who challenge your views.
    Your next move?
    Feign being the victim and manipulate people's guilt and sympathy.
    So predictable.
    And shame on the most stupid of you in this narcissistic bore society for holding the bully's coat and getting a sly kick in from the sidelines.

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    1. I am not a week, needy sycophant. I've told Rat's to shove it where the sun doesn't shine when he deserved it so please stop making assumptions about people you don't know! And next time, have the guts to put your name to your comment!

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    2. Yeah! Down with anonymous comments! Boo!

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  7. The END of Morrissey Solo has already started, please watch and enjoy•

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  8. Sure it has. Stop being a bellend and give us proof. Oh wait, there isn;t any, cos it only exists in your addled brain, populated by characters from a fantasy world.

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    1. If you would only wake up you would See it clearly for christ sake There is plenty of "proof" that MW is something unique and those of us who have paid attention to certain phrases, hand gestures, etc feel vivified.

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    2. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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    3. Man, there's some poor bastards bought in to this stack of shite. You carry right on believing all that stuff. Santa and the tooth fairy are relying on your FAITH!

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    4. Oh I will keep the faith and I will take my roses on the 9th Moz willing and I Will do all these things smiling and knowing . What will you be doing? Posting more negative comments when something new happens in MW?

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    5. I'll tell you what I'll be doing - laughuing heartily at dimwits like you who hang on the coat-tails of a lying idiot. Still - it's your life to wreck your own way.

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    6. But how do you know he is lying? Just because You think so? Where is your "proof" you are just as dimwitted for saying the contrary.

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    7. Anonymous be a man/woman tell us who you are!!!!!!

      I would love to know the identity of the person that is obsessed with this blog,MW, and BLUE ROSE SOCIETY


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    8. The anonymous people are Morrissey obviously.

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  9. Tsk tsk Ratty I thought you said that there would be no action from you til Tuesdays Chart! I only came here because friends in the twit arms were talking about the troll naturally I wanted to see what was up. Is this person from solow and if so what's their deal? Moz only knows!
    As for your logic story I would say logic works differently for the user. So Certainly Your Logic and Skinnies Logic will never be the same. Hope there's a pt 2 for this story.

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  10. Fuckmorrisseysolo.blogspot.com

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  11. Heavens to Betsy! This was published early on Sunday morning so you must have composed this during the night and typed it up in your pjs whilst **sniggering** into your Weetabix (original variety).
    Either that or you took your new iphone to bed with you :(

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  12. @Williamsolodog TWITTER

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  13. Hello Rat, as i see it, either your logic is pretty different from mine OR you have not been married long enough OR Mrs. Whiskers DOES look like Demi Moore. Very funny tough.

    - Regi

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    1. I don't think it's Rat's logic, it was his example of Solow's ridiculous logic.

      Jo

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    1. I agree, Morrizzy. SBJ has such a sharp mind, it's amazing! I've just watched the Warsaw footage and noticed the 'O' hand sign at 3:02 and thought I should maybe point it out.

      - Regi

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    3. SBJ I applaud your forensic mind and in fact everyone who can add a piece to the
      jigsaw that is ' MorrisseysWorld ! '

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    4. I was at that warsaw concert.. i can tell you he said die never... he never mentioned warsaw die never

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    5. and sbj i thought it was 24th july.. (i know nit picking)

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  15. I fault a crucial bit of David's logic. You can be married and masturbate. You are right , though, to point out that we are dealing with art here, not logic, and that art is mystery and transcends logic.

    And here's anothert clue for you all. Or is it a mere coincide? Before the Meblourne concert, I left a comment on MW vainly asking for a sign or coincide at that gig. Of course, there was none (or none that anyone has picked up on, anyway). But now, Morrissey's true-to-you statement picks out the Boston and Melbourne concerts as favouites: "two of the best nights of what might charitably be termed my "career"." Praise must go to Guitar Trooper Boz, who played at Melbourne with a freshly broken arm.

    As we know that Morrissey reads MW and FTM (at the very least), then he knew that at least one of the Deluded Dozen was present at Melbourne and had foolishly requested a coincidence. The question is, is it a sign? Does it count?

    By the way, I got a new perspective on Our Mozzer listening to an ABC Radio National program on Pranksters: http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/futuretense/pranks-and-tricksters/4489512 It strikes me that Morrissey is running an online pronk with MW. Of course, if the Double D are right, then it's a double prank, with the parody/public image account (go back and listen to The Public Image) being by the real personage.

    One more thing. A possibly missed lyric and title source: there is an Agatha Christie book called Deaf Witness. Or it might just be another long stretch.

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    2. Yes, you can be married and masturbate, that's a fact! But it goes to show that just because something seems logical does not mean in is true. That is the point. All of these people running around thinking locically all the time are missing what is going on right in front of their eyes. They are the deluded ones. And it was the Brooklyn show that Moz named as one of the best, not Boston. I don't mean to nitpick but it is important to me as I was there and Brooklyn was my home for 13 years. It was truly an amazing show. To me it was absolutely spiritual.

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    3. Well said, Moz Fiend. Rat's piece reminds me of this Einstein quote: " The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift."

      Thanks to Harps for posting the radio link - it's a fascinating program.

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    6. Brooklyn not Boston. My mistake. i sit corrected. Thankyou for the correction.

      Another nitpick at myself: it's Dumb Witness not deaf Witness.

      My double check facts.

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  16. Applause to Rat! Very very funny, no one could describe better two people as Tse Tse and Uncle Skizzy, pardon Skinny, than you with your brilliant post! See you tomorrow for the chart, can't wait! Ciao!

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  17. Oh my, this is fabulously laughable. if you only knew what I know about this 'Rat' character and what he's been up to in his quest for domination. My oh my.

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    1. Today Twitterdilly. Tomorrow - the world :)

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    2. Go on then, spill the beans...

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  18. All the spineless pricks that come on here to talk trash about Rat, Blog etc. Have no idea as to what is going on here. Lets keep it that if way! If you have nothing nice to say or of importance STAY ON SOLO!

    Goes off Barking- Arf Arf Arf

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