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Thursday, 18 April 2013

Day 582 - Thursday 18th April 2013

Morrissey's True-To-You website crashed yesterday after comedian Stephen Fry led his 5.7 miliion twitter followers to the site. Fry added a link to TTY as he tweeted, "Wow! Go it, Morrissey! The Mozzer NEVER holds back."

This isn't the first time that Fry has shown his admiration for Morrissey. In Nov 2009 he tweeted, "I hope we're all sitting at the feet of the divinity that is Morrissey on Desert Island Discs..." and then followed it up with, "Oh, when Morrissey is teasy and funny and silly and sweet I just want to DIE of pleasure..."

 In September 2010 Fry was interviewed on twitter by Johann Hari and tweeted, "Celibacy is just one of things that the Mozzer and I have in common..."


STEPHEN FRY - A TEA DRINKING, FORMER CELIBATE WHO LOVES WILDE, BUT WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN COMMON WITH 'THE MOZZER', CRICKET?


It would appear that Fry is a fan of the man he affectionately calls 'The Mozzer', but 'Our Mozzer' has at times been quite scathing about Fry on twitter, so is it that Morrissey doesn't feel the same affection for Fry, or is it just one of Our Mozzer's little jokes, and the reality is that Morrissey DOES like Fry? On the face of things, I would have thought that Stephen Fry would be the sort of person that Morrissey would find amusing and engaging, but with Morrissey you can never KNOW 'anything'. Our Mozzer was also scathing towards Ricky Gervais on twitter, but Our Mozzer has since claimed that Gervais is involved with MorrisseysWorld, so who knows what is true and what is not! For all any of us know, Morrissey might actually like Richard Madeley.... perhaps not!


RICHARD MADELEY - BLOCKED OUR MOZZER ON TWITTER. OH HOW I MISS THOSE DAYS WHEN MOZ WAS ON TWITTER, LAYING INTO CRASHING BORES LIKE MADELEY, JORDAN, EDID AND CO



Another person who CAN'T be taken at face value is 'Broken', and yesterday, he once again returned to the Twitterdilly Arms. Broken would appear to be Morrissey's 'opposite', as he regularly tweets about his love for meat and his dislike for PETA, among other things. Broken likes nothing more than to be provocative, although when he isn't being provocative, he is usually posting pictures of semi naked footballers and pop stars, which one can assume TRM would NEVER do if he had a twitter account, although presuming what Morrissey 'would' or 'wouldn't' do is NOT advisable, as we have all learnt in the past 18 plus months.

Here are Broken's highlights from yesterday's visit to The Twitterdilly Arms:


The TTY statement as good as an MW article?

Did you notice the familiar themes in TTY statement?



I am as hated as MW is loved. I barely exist; to the extent I do exist, I am nothing but vulgar regret.

Well, I don't believe it's really Morrissey behind MW!

I'm cooking more meat!!!

Always. Since I realised I have nothing to live for, life couldn't be better.




That's it from me for today. Despite Morrissey's TTY statement of two days ago receiving LOTS of media attention, and plenty of discussion among the Solowers, NOBODY has questioned WHY Morrissey used the phrase 'Order of the World'. Not even Stephen Fry or any of his 5.7 million twitter followers have picked up on it. This whole MW phenomenon really MIGHT go on forever, in which case, we must hope and pray that Our Mozzer brings back '@MorrisseysWorld', and returns to The Twitterdilly Arms.

THE DELUDED DOZEN PRAY FOR THE RETURN OF OUR MOZZER

Our Mozzer, who art in bedsit
deluded be thy name.
Please Twit Arms come.
Thy scorn be done
in make belief pub as it is in press releases.
Give us this day our daily quotes,
and forgive Marcus the use of a fish and chip shop in his feature film,
as we forgive solowers who trespass against us.
And lead us not back to The Smiths,
but deliver us from Joyce.
For thine is the MorrisseysWorld,
and the bald head, and the hairy back,
for ever and ever.
Our Moz

6 comments:

  1. dearest whiskers, what would we do without you

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  2. Hahaha - I may just make that my daily prayer!!!

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  3. Nice prayer, Rats! I'll gladly say it daily if it will bring Our Mozzer back. I'm really missing him and the blog, but it was great to see Broken back yesterday.

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    1. It also worked! The MW blog is back!

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  4. The prayer rocks! It's my daily devotional!

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  5. Oh Rat, the peayer rocks and works too! Just finished to read a faboulous post on MW! Could Stephen Fry be the author or co-author? What do they have in common? The name! Stephen with "ph" and Steven without "Ph-d". LOL.

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