Morrissey will no doubt be desperately disappointed that he has been unable to return to the stage, but hopefully he can now be around the right people, eating the right foods, and be looked after until he is properly ready to return to singing live again. Perhaps we will see him turn up unannounced at Bestival on September 7th to help JM with some old Smiths songs. You never know!
Get well soon Mozzer.
I shall now return outdoors, into the glorious English sunshine that we are currently enjoying, and I shall continue to enjoy the best cricket season that I have had for years and years. I may be some time.....
Oh, and by the way, he did tune in after all! Here are the latest FTM audience figures: