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Monday, 29 July 2013

Day 684 - MorrisseysWorld is Dead... And So Is FollowingTheMozziah

MorrisseysWorld is over... AGAIN!

Two new articles have been posted over the weekend on the MorrisseysWorld.blogspot.com website thingy, the first entitled, 'Why I Created MorrisseysWorld by 'Broken' ', and the second, 'B*gger Them All. They Don't Deserve Me Anyway'.

In the first article, the mysterious 'Broken' writes that it was HE who created MW, explaining that he probably did it because he is "a fat c*nt with no life." His self loathing continues as he describes himself as "a pointless and social phobic gay virgin in his mid-late 30s." To try and help me get a better picture of this genius, whose work I have admired greatly for the past two years, I typed the words 'Gay, fat, pointless, social phobic cunt' into google images, and on the front page came this picture (try it if you don't believe me):



SOCIAL PHOBIC C*NT... AND POSSIBLE AUTHOR OF MORRISSEYSWORLD

Also on the same google image front page is this picture, which is actually the spitting mage of my late grandmother Daisy, but COULD it be Morrissey's mam? Is SHE the one behind MorrisseysWorld?

MORRISSEY'S MAM... POSSIBLE AUTHOR OF MORRISSEYSWORLD

Broken's article also ponders as to WHY Morrissey made all of the MW pledges come true; such as the taking off of the shirt at the Palladium, the accepting of the red, white and blue roses, the accepting of the blue rose ring, the mysterious owl eye signs, the 'V' sign, the tour announcements etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc.

Broken signs off by once again admitting that he is a hairy backed bedsit dweller with bunions, and asks me to post one more of my "obsequious blog articles", to make him "feel like a man."

The second new MW article merely has the following two pictures:








So, there we have it, MorrisseysWorld is OVER! Morrissey1959 apparently returned to the MW chatroom yesterday, but as I wasn't there, and none of the 'Deluded Dozen' want to share their 'secret' chats anymore, I have nothing to tell. I created Following The Mozziah to report on EVERYTHING related to MorrisseysWorld, but now it is over, Following The Mozziah is dead too! I shall write one last parody piece, and then be on my way.

As for the REAL Morrissey, he is happily wandering around LA, posing for pictures with his new personal assistant, John Robb!


MORRISSEY WITH NEW PA, JOHN ROBB. NOTE THE BLUE FOUR LEAF CLOVERS ON THE SHIRT OF THE PHOTOGRAPHER! A COINCIDENCE? 'LIFE' IS A COINCIDENCE!

The Blue Rose Society shall live forever, but from me, it is a final thank you and goodbye.

Rat


AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY I'M CALLED WHISKERS! JUST JOKING, THIS ISN'T REALLY A PHOTO OF ME... NOT A RECENT ONE, AT LEAST.

55 comments:

  1. Aaw rat so sad it had ended, thanks for being the glue that kept us together and take down your address as there is no way i am popping round for tea and biscuits, look after yourself

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    1. It was great to interact with you Manclad. It was an unbelievably fun ride, thank you for taking the time to read my blog entries and leave comment, it was people like you that kept me writing. I have posted my address as I wanted people to know that I AM a real person, and YES, I really do live in a bedsit, but so what, it doesn't make me any less of a human being, and I'd rather dwell here than be Elton John! I have never meant to cause any harm to anybody, it was all supposed to be a bit of fun... which I believe it was. I'm glad you won't be coming 'round for tea and biscuits, as I'm nearly out of tea, and with my heart condition, biscuits are a strict 'no, no', although I do treat myself to the odd McVities digestive now and again. Thanks once again, and enjoy the rest of your alcohol riddled life. BRS forever.

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    2. Tanks for the kind reply rat . We sometines crossed swords but usually after i had downed a few..i'm sure we will meet again online, hope so anyway whiskers

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  2. Rat, what can I do? Maybe I'll send you a postcard of Sperlonga, or Rome, or Paris...at your address! I'm really sad!

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    1. Don't be sad, all good things must come to an end... and so must shitty blogs created by a fat c*nt on the Isle of Wight. Thank you for taking time to read and comment on my blog 'Romina from Rome', and may your life be filled with wonderful things. I hope that your husband treats you well, and that you are not too overly burdened with taking your daughter swimming, cleaning the house, sweeping the balcony and going to the dentist. Perhaps one sweet day, during an emotional whirl, you will be good to yourself, and you'll go and join the girls. Keep listening to the Raglans. Ciao.

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    2. Thank you dear Rat, thank you for everything, but I think this story must go on, maybe in a different way, but still go on. Ciao.

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  3. Rat you have been such a big part of this journey. I am sad to read your decision to stop blogging, however I do understand.

    It has been such a privilege to be a member of the deluded dozen.Something I will always treasure.

    I am happy to have meet you & big Mick! You have a good heart.

    Thank you for all your blogging & cousin Fluff for his DJ skills.
    Hope you will still pop in the arms occasionally.

    I will miss our gathering here very much.
    Take care dearest Rat xx

    XX

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    1. EARS, You have been such a major part of this whole journey, never seeking centre stage, but still a centre piece. Everybody likes you, even Rosy Mires, which is a credit to your personality. I have only decided to stop blogging because it seems that The Mozziah has pulled the plug on MorrisseysWorld. I will send your best wishes to Big Mick, who is indeed STILL a fat c*nt, and I thank you for mentioning my Top 10 countdowns - Tuesday lunchtimes have never been the same since they ceased. You EARS NEVER doubted the truth behind MW, and you even have the Blue Rose tattoo to prove it.
      Good luck to Bristol Rovers this coming season... they will need it!

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  4. Ditto to everything EARS said! I just hope that you won't delete your blog so that we can still read it occasionally! We have had such fun times together and I am truly sad that things have come to an end. But that's life... I am truly looking forward to your parody piece and still think you should publish them as a collection - at least as an e-book! Take care of yourself, Ratty! Maybe we'll meet again one day for a final time at some Leisure Centre...

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    1. GOB, My blog will remain forever, it is a historical artifact. One day (let it be soon... although it probably won't be!) historians will pore all over this blog, to find out as much as they can about Morrissey's MANY personas, in much the same way as they discovered the identities and works of Fernando Pessoa.

      GOB, You were an argumentative Gob shite in the early days of this journey, but that was only because you couldn't get your head around what you had discovered. It is to your credit that you took time out, l'oo'ked at all the facts, and made up your own mind. Thank you for taking time to read all the rubbish that I have written, I have thoroughly enjoyed writing, especially the parody pieces, but without somebody reading them, it would have been a waste of time. I don't seek a mass audience for them, the deluded dozen heaping praise on me was more than enough to satisfy my ego.

      I have NO DOUBT that we shall all be waving our Blue Roses at a leisure centre near you soon!

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  5. Oh Ratty, this is so sad
    Even in this sad moment you still make me laugh with your writing.
    Thank you, thank you, thank you so much Rat.
    I might have been lost without your blog as it seems I have always been the latest person who knows about everything.

    Love The Blue Rose Society. I know, what a bizarre relationship we have.
    Take care yourself, Rat. Take care your heart.

    xxx
    - your faithful reader, a 20 year old Indonesian woman.

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    1. Thank you Yunara, your words are very kind. Thank you for reading, it makes it worth while to know it has brought a slight smirk to your face.
      Thank you for mentioning my heart, which may I add, is as good as an eighteen year olds. I am an athlete... or at least, I have athlete's foot.

      Bless your 20 year old Indonesian heart... not that blessing will help any of us!

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  6. Aha, I knew it had to be Bieber! I never wanted to see this day come - we'll miss this blog so much. Thanks so much Rats for all the laughs, the hilarious parodies, the dedicated blogging and for helping to keep us all together. It's been a joy. We look forward to reading your final parody. Take care of your ratty self and please don't be a stranger.

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    1. Thank you Heather. You, along with Still.I.Cling, were the first to take a Blue Rose to a Morrissey concert. If only the Chicago cold hadn't killed them! The cold also killed Still.I.Cling's belief... or was that Whitney Houston's death? God, we've had a journey, and luckily for all of you, the journey is documented right here in this marvelous blog. I do hope people will treat themselves, and re-read some of the entries, it makes for interesting reading. 240,000 hits, who'd have thought it, although most of the hits were from me of course!

      Heather, You saw what others couldn't see, and you will never forget these past two years. Who knows, perhaps there is more to come!

      I am NOT a stranger... I know exactly who I am! My final parody will be published in a few days time.

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  7. Hey Rat,
    So sad to see all of this winding down :( Thank you for all your efforts and all the humor and wit you've imparted to us. It's been a total pleasure following this "Following" blog. Take real good care and best wishes to you always!
    Here's a little "Ode" to you:

    There once was a blogger called Rat,
    Who lived in a bedsit flat,
    Rat's blog followed the Moz,
    BRS was Rat's cause,
    No cause is better than that. :)

    Vive La Blue Rose

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    1. Thanks Monti, you are too kind. Keep the faith, and thanks for reading my drivel.

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  8. Dear Ratty, I am very sad that you are no longer going to continue with your blog.
    It has been an amazing creation and part of my life for almost 2 years, I shall miss
    it and you immensely.

    Thank you for trying to make sense of the madness which is MW. You have always
    been entertaining and honest.
    One of my favourite memories was of the impromptu Top 10 in the Twitterdilly Arms
    one evening with you and Our Moz. Cleverly he managed to make sure that he chose the
    number one song !!

    Look after yourself and I hope that we get to meet one day xx

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    1. Thank you Lizzy, it has been a blast. I remember you disappearing from here for a while when you just COULDN'T get your head around the fact that it could be Moz, but you, like the rest of us, l'00'ked at the evidence, and realised that there really was NO way it couldn't be! Instead of needing proof that it was, we ended up searching for proof that it couldn't be... but it never came!

      Take a Rose to the next Moz concert, and wear it with pride.

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  9. You are closing the Blog? You have absolutely no right to do so, old son. Just because a certain seminal artiste wishes to generate a little publicity by closing down his blog again, that does not give his lackeys the right to do the same. In fact, one would expect your blog to run indefinitely and for it to cover my more mesmerizing blog's return urgently and immediately, and in fawning fashion, and NOT after a delay of seven dreary days. Holidays are no excuse old son. You've cost me upwards of fifteen views and perhaps two comments, of which one might have been spam.

    Now get on with that parody.

    M.

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    1. Thank you for continuing to read my offerings, it was a pleasure to be able to report the FACTS and also throw in a bit of my humour.

      Who knows what the future will bring.

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  11. What larks we have all had!! Who would have thought it. When our paths first crossed Rats, I thought you were so annoying with your multiple twit accounts clogging up my timeline. And I told you that I did not read your blog (I lied). Like a rash you have kinda grown on me, and (dammit) I will miss your blogging. My heart will always be with MorrisseysWorld, but your bloggity blog has been a brilliant addition to this very funny journey and it has been an absolute joy to see it develop. Your choice of pictures always gave me a giggle (the John Robb reference in this latest one is hilarious). Rats you have put so much effort into entertaining us and it has been such fun sharing the concerts via your utubing and blog. Thank you. Such a shame that pasta scuppered the South American tour. If only Morrissey had stuck to your leak and potato soup.
    Talking of concerts, it is the anniversary plus one day (28 July 2012) when your magnificent red inflatable rose took centre stage at the Manchester Arena. I don’t think I will ever forget seeing that red rose rise from the mosh pit in front of my very eyes.
    I do hope that this is not goodbye. Till the next time @-‘-,-

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    1. Annoying??? I thought you were B'o'z B'00'rer! I'm glad you liked my choice of pictures, it made me laugh choosing them!

      The inflatable red rose will rise again, so as Shaw Taylor used to say, 'Keep 'em peeled'.

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  12. Mon cher Monsieur Rat,

    thank you for the charts (and your patience at my attempts at chart rigging when trying to push Scandinavia to the top!) and for sharing your blog, I will miss following your adventures.
    I shall send you a postcard to your bedsit in case you might want to send an autograph back.

    Bisous from the Swede

    P.S. Shame you never got around to ask Our Mozzer about those indecent books!

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    1. Lovely to see that you are still observing from the sidelines Mme.

      I hope you are well and happy xx

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  13. I know it's over...
    Or it could go on forever

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  14. It had to be Bieber! haha!! I'm sad to see this day come aswell - I'll miss this blog so much! Thank you so much Ratty for making me laugh, I loved the parodies so much!!!And yes and for helping to keep us all together. Have met incredible, nice ppl thru this blog (well at least on Twitter) Some I do know in person. It was a pleasure. I also look forward to reading your final parody. Take care & Viva Morrissey, FTM, MW & the BRS FOREVER!!!

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    1. oh those funny pictures haha! I'll miss that

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  15. Ratty my old son, thanks for everything, your blog has been the ideal companion to that other one. It has been essential reading for two years. I'm glad that I tempted you out of the shadows in Manchester, people needed to see that you were real. Not sure they needed to experience Big Mick at the same time but that's the baggage you come with.

    Give me a shout if you're ever in London.

    My favourite pictures were of your 'working mum', that was a great story line.

    Anyway, good luck with all your ventures.

    JG the intermittent and still deluded.

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    1. We have been wondering about you Loughton Lil, you have been absent for a while.

      Good to know you are still there watching, even though it is the end of Ratty's blog. xx

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    2. Forgot to add - the weekly chart countdowns, how much fun were they? Thanks again for those.

      JG (still deluded after all these years)

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  16. PS. It's not him!

    *adds Rat to christmas card list*

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  17. Ive been banned from morrisseysworld chat!!! Can anyone please tell morrissey1959 to unban me!

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    1. LOL.... Broken banned me too...bunny...^:-|^

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    2. And me :D :D

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  18. That's because you are a lunatic

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    1. Takes 1. 2 no. won

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    2. It certainly takes one to spell like that (sorry Rat for hijacking your blog).

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    3. Anon at 11.15 was Morrissey doing 'ironic' spelling

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    4. Doubt it.

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    5. Is that 'ironic' doubting?

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    6. If Morrissey denies doing 'ironic' spelling on Rat's blog, then that just proves it was him all along.

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  19. Hello! I'm From Argentina. I'm new reading this post so I didn't have time enough to read everything about those signs or "not" coincidences, very interesting indeed. By the way, maybe this anecdote can be nice, actually I still can't understand why this memory comes to me so clearly now. When I first went to a Morrissey concert (march the 30th 2000, estadio Luna Park in Buenos Aires), by that time he usually liked gladiolus. We were supposed not to carry roses to the concert because he didn't like them or something like that...in fact, he gently recieved dozens of gladiolus and throw them back to the audience, but during Alma Maters he recieved a Red Rose, he looked at it with some disgusting an the trow it to the back of the stage., then he continued with the gladiolus ceremony thing. Is a very funny anecdote considering it happend a long time ago. Now I noticed he likes to recieve roses. very curious thing. I have the footage on VHS, and there's no digital ideo or photo of that moment.

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  20. How sad if this is the end. But I shall not say goodbye to your wouderful blog now, because I'll never forget this underground wonderland.
    Thanks for writing so many pages about our Mozzer and lovely people! Please take care of yourself. And enjoy beautiful cricket season.

    But we know our luck too well
    Yes, we know our luck too well
    And we'll probably ever see you again
    We'll probably ever see you again

    oda

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  21. Sorry to see you are closing your blog. I will really miss it. It was so much fun when MW and FTM were at their peak and BRS was going strong. The photos and parodies were suburb as were the weekly count down and the up to date reporting during Moz's tours. My only regret is that I've been watching films with plots related some how to cricket--so I could understand it better when you wrote about it. I think I now know a little about the game, but I will say, I found the Bollywood cricket films to be more colorful with better music and dancing. I do hope your teams did well and wish you luck with your future and hopefully you, Our Mozzer and the BRS will cross paths once in awhile as we travel that journey.

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  22. And another thing... why has Broken got M1959's password to the chat room? Doesn't Morrissey know to keep his password secret? Do you think it's M0rr1ss3y.....oops! *changes all passwords*

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    1. Wait! Unless Broken IS M1959???

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    2. So Morrissey is Broken eh? He donates tens of thousands to PETA but secretly inhabits an online character who revels in talking about eating rare steak and lamb?

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    3. Yeah it's irony. Are you too thick to understand it or summat?

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  23. To Our Mozzer, I want to thank you from my heart. I know many things didn't turn out alright, but things happen. I just want to see you happy & in good health. Im sorry once again about the tour. I know you're headed home to the UK or you're there already. I hope you had a good flight, & I cant wait to hear all the news about you there. Im glad you're headed home, but LA misses you already. Im sorry that I didn't get the chance to meet you as all those other lucky fans did! But things happen for a reason, I suppose... But maybe oneday I will, or in other world... I love you & make sure you comeback to California (LA) again...Whatever happens, I Love You~
    Rosy (CloverDean/MozzeriansATW

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  24. Viva Morrissey25Live!!!
    Viva Morrissey!!
    Viva MorrisseysWorld!!!
    Viva Our Prez/ Vice Prez!!!
    Viva Le BlueRoseSociety forever!!!
    Viva FTM!!!

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