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Friday, 29 November 2013

Day 807 - Back Home (?) to the Sodium Light Wilderness


It has been reported that The Mozziah is leaving LA, and is heading back to the UK. Before parting, he was obviously in a poetic mood, as he posted the following words on my blog:

Signs fall like red wine into the glass of our minds, hollow and willing. Peachy skin and desolate heart; you yearn for sodium light wilderness of the M62 by dusk. Shambolic and yet more elegant than they could ever be - your eyes pale and clear, the opposite of his white hot furnace eyes, unblinking, electric, empty. Did they cry? Did they even try? Memories of weeping willow swallowed up by fog when we gazed across the pond to the rusty round-a-bout and the red swing. One day I'll walk; one day I'll lie down; one day I'll die.

M (fake Morrissey)


Such beautiful words are of course wasted on a philistine like me, and they deserve a better home than a shitty two-bit blog like this, but I accept them none the less.

So, as Morrissey heads home, if indeed England is his home (he described home as a question mark when I interviewed him in May 2012 - See here:, we await the next chapter in the story of his life; not that his life has chapters, as his book showed, Morrissey's life is one long ramble!


The latest edition of Uncut magazine was published yesterday, with Morrissey on the front cover, and a very detailed account of his year spread across a number of pages inside. Although the article didn't tell us anything we didn't know, it was none the less, an excellent piece, with Jesse Tobias explaining that certain venues were played because they had "special significance." Greenvale, Long Island....The home of the President of the Blue Rose Society.... enough said.

And finally for today, I wrote on my last blog entry about Marcus Markou's comment regarding obsession with numbers, and yesterday, the TTY statement about Autobiography being kept off the No.1 spot by 51 sales, had been changed to 21. An 'in joke'?

26 November 2013
Autobiography by Morrissey is the number 2 best-selling paperback in this week's UK book chart. Morrissey was dislodged from number 1 byPhilomena, the book of the film starring Judi Dench, which out-sold Morrissey's Autobiography by 21 copies.

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Day 805 - And Now Morrissey Returns Too

On Sunday, MorrisseysWorld re-opened for business, and the very next day, it was announced that  Morrissey is to return to the stage! On this occasion, I am happy to put this down to coincidence, but either way, it is excellent news. Here is the TTY statement regarding the 'Three Song Concert':

Morrissey to appear at Nobel Peace Prize event in Oslo

25 November 2013
Morrissey will appear at the Spektrum in Oslo (Norway) on December 11th. He will sing three songs at the Nobel Peace Prize event. Morrissey will be accompanied by Jesse Tobias (guitar), Boz Boorer (guitar) Gustavo Manzur (keyboard), Solomon Walker (bass) and Matthew Walker (drums).


It would appear that Matt Walker is back as the band's drummer, having previously left under rather mysterious circumstances. Could he possibly have left because he read the MorrisseysWorld piece about replacing the drummer? Funnier things have happened, but who can forget this tweet that Matt posted just before he departed?:

things are weird and getting weirder.



The return of the MW blog has meant that I have been able to re-visit some of the old classics, and there really are some comedy gems in there. I still feel desperately disappointed for all the thousands of Morrissey fans who are missing out on this material, and am also sorry that Our Mozzer isn't getting the audience he deserves, but until the penny finally drops, there is nothing that anybody can do to help them. Would a Blue Rose worn in Oslo make any difference? Probably not!

The new MW parody piece that has been promised, hasn't yet been published, but a title has been given, 'MorrisseysWorld The Documentary by Marcus Markou', and a cast list has been printed. The cast list shows that I am to be played by somebody called Nick Ferrari, who apparently is a rather  portly radio presenter. I am not happy at this casting, and must guess that this is the "lesson" that I am being taught by Our Mozzer.


I am looking forward to reading the 'documentary' article, which I am presuming, as it is being credited as the work of Marcus Markou, will actually be written by Morrissey, in the character of Our Mozzer, pretending to be Marcus! It's a bit like Terry Jones playing the part of a woman, who is pretending to be a man.


And on the subject of Monty Python, it was announced last week that the surviving members are to reunite for a series of concerts, but do reunions ever really work, and without Graham Chapman (Brian in 'The Life of Brian'), how can it possibly be the same?

And finally for today, I couldn't help smiling when I read the latest TTY statement about the chart performance of Autobiography. What was it that Marcus Markou was saying about Moz being obsessed with chart positions and numbers?

26 November 2013
Autobiography by Morrissey is the number 2 best-selling paperback in this week's UK book chart. Morrissey was dislodged from number 1 byPhilomena, the book of the film starring Judi Dench, which out-sold Morrissey's Autobiography by 51 copies.

Monday, 25 November 2013

Day 803 - "Welcome to My World" - MorrisseysWorld is BACK!



It has been four long months, but my plea from last Tuesday has worked, the MORRISSEYSWORLD BLOG IS BACK... although I'm not sure that I should be celebrating, as Broken yesterday posted the following comment on my blog:

Rat - Our Mozzer told me he's about to do something that will 'teach that dreary online rodent a lesson.'

Morrissey issued THREE statements on his True-To-You website in 2011, INSISTING that he was NOTHING to do with MorrisseysWorld, and all but a deluded dozen lemmings believed him, but despite literally HUNDREDS of 'coincidences', the 'Deluded Dozen' have been unable to prove, or convince fellow Moz fans, that Morrissey IS the person behind MorrisseysWorld. Likewise, the detractors have been unable to prove that Morrissey ISN'T behind MorrisseysWorld, and have also failed, despite numerous wild allegations, to come up with the name of who IS behind MorrisseysWorld.

So, the question is, will the re-emergence of the MW blog bring us any nearer to the truth? 'Our Mozzer' appeared in the MW blog chat room yesterday, and thanks to some note taking from EARS and JJ (two of the Deluded Dozen), here are some gems from 'Our Mozzer' from yesterday:

"When one is young, thoughts are like raindrops: they fall and they fall and they pour from somewhere cruel and spiteful and Godless. And when one is old, thoughts are like rain in the desert: they never fall; and if they do, everything is already too dead to care." - Our Mozzer 24/11/13

"In fact I'm a psychopathic narcissist immersed in self-loathing, a tedious icon, a plain Jane elevated to the erotic." - Our Mozzer 24/11/13

"Everything about me is so wholly contradictory, I simply want to sleep." - Our Mozzer 24/11/13

"And so, in a sense, having seen both sides of the tracks, I finally decided to walk along the electric rail in my rubber boots." - Our Mozzer 24/11/13

We now await a new parody piece on the MorrisseysWorld blog, in which I am expecting to be taught a lesson! MW can be found here:

I will leave the last word today, to film director (and one of the Deluded Dozen) Marcus Markou, who despite posting a load of new age tosh on my blog of Friday, also offered these very wise words on the subject of whether or not it is Moz behind MW:

"I'm just enjoying the possibility! Or is it a definately? Surely it can't be! It can't be, can it? Can it really? Well, it is the sort of thing he might do, definately do because its the last thing people would expect him to do which means it must be him. Or is it now too obvious, which would not be him at all... Which means its him! Wow... Now whoever it is, if its not him, is cleverer than him! More interesting than him! Yes... Can this be someone more interesting than Morrissey? Ah... That now sounds like him. But if not... Sadly, its not me."

MARCUS MARKOU (WITH HEADPHONES) ON THE SET OF HIS FILM PAPADOPOULOS & SONS - A NEW AGE HIPPY WHO SAID OF MW, "Now whoever it is, if its not him, is cleverer than him! More interesting than him! Yes... Can this be someone more interesting than Morrissey? Ah... That now sounds like him."

Friday, 22 November 2013

Day 800 - A Little List

Our Mozzer left the following comment on my last blog entry:

I notice the c*** has finally restored that line of due reverence towards a certain mesmerizing self-aware parody blog thing... Boz...! Boz....! Boz, Come here at once!... Boz, now that the dreary little blogger from Hampshire's most inbred community has finally shown a little old fashioned respect to a singing icon, it's time to release our little list. The time is now. Do let Mikey know, old son. And Boz - I'll have a cup of Ceylon now. A splash of milk. Eighty-two degrees Centigrade. Chop, chop, Boz!

Could the "little list" be a tour list? Nothing has yet been announced, but if something appears on TTY in the next couple of days, we can add it to our own 'little list', the 'MorrisseysWorld Coincidence List', which actually isn't that little anymore.

I have nothing further to add today, except that it is the 800th day since I discovered the MorrisseysWorld blog. I started writing my blog 13 days later, and it has now received 311,518 hits. The most viewed page is 'Day 313-Who Is MorrisseysWorld?', although in fairness, that page has been hit by an awful lot of spammers.

I get a lot of spammers, so it is difficult to know just how many people are genuinely reading this blog because they think Morrissey is involved with MorrisseysWorld. On average, each of my blog entries receives around 350 hits, but if you take off spammers and multi-views, I would guess that there is a regular readership of about 40/50 people, of which, probably around 20 believe whole heartedly that Morrissey IS behind MW, and the others keep an eye on my blog either because they have a hunch that Moz is involved, or because they like the idea of the Blue Rose Society. It has now been more than TWO AND A HALF YEARS since the MW blog properly launched, and yet it would appear that no more than 20 people (The Deluded Dozen) believe in it. It really is a PHENOMENAL story..... and it goes on.

Of course, the vast majority of Morrissey's many thousands of worldwide fans NEVER found his blogsite. The lack of an audience led him to close the blog in late July of this year, and his 'pessoa' (meaning character - try googling Fernando Pessoa for more detail), 'Broken' posted an article on MW announcing that the blog was dead.

Broken is obviously still frustrated by the lack of an audience, as he posted the following comment on my last blog entry:

Even after His Holiness condescends to address us all, this blog thing only manages nine - sorry, now ten - comments. It's all over, old son. The blog is dead. The musical career is over. The writing career stillborn. Still, perhaps there's a future for you as a Calvin Klein model!

Boz, stand up to him! Don't let him bully you!

Broken - in my own sick way.

I have no more to add.


Wednesday, 20 November 2013

Day 798 - Something Imminent, Bold and Beautiful

The following comment was left on my blog yesterday:

Wow! You are such an arse kisser with Morrissey that you cannot even take a second to criticize the fact that this recent rant rambles on and on like a bad Jobriath song. He tells you and your other mindless drones what to think.


I decided to delete the comment, as Solow is the place for the Morrissey haters, not here, but I couldn't help smiling at the irony of 'FAN's comment. This blog of mine exists NOT because I and the others who come here believe everything Morrissey "tells" us, but because we DIDN'T believe him! Morrissey issued FOUR denials that he was behind MorrisseysWorld, which virtually ALL of his fans DID believe, especially the regular users at Solow, but the 'Deluded Dozen' (who are not to be confused with the whole Blue Rose Society) REFUSED to be 'told', and instead, delved deep to find the truth.


There were some other interesting comments left on my blog of yesterday, including this one from Astraea, aka '@FadingGoldLeaf', who I suggested might be Morrissey:


So I somehow managed to inadvertently make FTM front page news today! I'm definitely not Morrissey though.

I'm just a flitting magpie. Born with an eye for shiny baubles, an ear for troubles and for the troubled, and a past full of things both interesting and not. Mostly the former, and slightly less of the latter, because time is short and life is a pigsty. The music to the soundtrack of my life is exquisite, the choices impeccable, and I definitely have an ongoing penchant for an Italian here and there, but none of these things make me Moz, and clicking your heels three times won't take you back to Kansas, either.

I am a chatterbox who sometimes exists in a whisper, and as someone once recently reminded me, I should dine only on ivy. On a good day, I can make people laugh. My eye is easily swayed but luckily my mind and my principles are not, and thank goodness for that, is all I can say.

I run rings around the circles, but what is life without a bit of fun? I guarded the mischievous glint in my eye over all of these years, because after all, everyone should know what the one single thing is that they would first save in a fire.

And my only gripe for today is that if my name was going to be posted under a whole stream of photos of the royal family, it should have been in lights.

I'm off to look for Atlantis again now, and smother myself under books and blankets in front of the fire. Just remember what he sang to you,

"Existence is only a game..."

He wasn't lying.

Deftly yours,


I was OBVIOUSLY mistaken about Astraea being Morrissey, after all, 'Morrissey would NEVER' use a "LOL", but then again, if Astraea ISN'T a real person, and is a pessoa, then it ISN'T Morrissey using a "LOL", it is Astraea, and this is the mistake that everybody made with MorrisseysWorld, because it WASN'T Morrissey producing that blog, it was 'Parody Moz' aka 'Our Mozzer'. It's all VERY simple really!


Romina, a member of the Blue Rose Society (although not a member of the 'Deluded Dozen' because she(?) doesn't believe that Morrissey is the author of MW), also left an interesting comment on my blog yesterday, drawing reference to the fascinating blog 'Another Nickel In The Machine', which is written by Rob Baker (aka @robnitm). The 'Nickel' blog was first mentioned on this blog of mine when Our Mozzer posted the picture of Bobby Britt on the MorrisseysWorld blog.


It was Romina who identified the picture of Britt on the MW site, which baffled me at the time, as Romina claims to be a housewife from Rome, with only limited pigeon English (when it suits her!), so HOW could she know the identity of an exotic male dancer from 1920's London? I have never been able to get to the bottom of WHO Romina can possibly be, but she knows SO much about things that she really shouldn't know about!

Rob Baker's 'Nickel' website (which is all about London of old) is well worth a thorough look, even if just for the photographs from the past. There is nothing more interesting than photos of people, particularly non-famous people, as you just can't help wondering about their lives. Here are some of my favorites from both  'Nickel' and Baker's twitter feed:


The marriage of Diana Dors to Dennis Hamilton at Caxton Hall, July 1951


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Another person to leave comment on my blog yesterday was our old friend, Broken, who posted:

A mention for the IOW: so often a topic in MW chat and on FTM; how delightful.

The World Won't Listen.

Something imminent. Something bold. Something beautiful.

What is it about the Isle of Wight (IOW) that sees both MorrisseysWorld and now Morrissey mention it? There are plenty of other islands off the British Isles that Morrissey could have mentioned, but he chose the Isle of Wight. To my knowledge (not that there is any reason for me to know), Morrissey has never been to the IOW (although he nearly played the IOW Festival in 2005). It has been reported that Rob da Bank, the organizer of Bestival on the Isle of Wight, has Morrissey on his 'Wish List' of artists, so COULD Morrissey's mention of the IOW have a meaning?



And finally for today, promo cds of Satellite of Love have been spotted. As there is to be NO cd single released commercially, the promos will no doubt be very sought after:

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And finally, finally, Kate Ryan (aka @DollyWilde) returned to twitter briefly yesterday to point out that Morrissey's list of 'Non UK' political and social reformers (in his latest TTY statement); included Anthony Burgess, who WAS in fact British. Now WHY would a doolally Dolly from Canada know that? The tweet has since been removed.


And finally, finally, finally, I have added the MorrisseysWorld tag line back into the top bit of my blog. I took it out a few weeks ago, but this blog is only here because of the discovery of the MorrisseysWorld, so I felt it should be the first thing people read when they first discover my blog. They won't believe it, of course, but that is of little concern to me.

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Day 797 - Morrissey:World Won't Listen

Morrissey has issued a statement on True-To-You, which is not only one of his greatest statements yet, but it is like an extension to his recent autobiography. As 'The Book' has been so successful (Currently four straight weeks at Number 1 in the paperback chart), perhaps Morrissey should release a new book every year, or better still, he should have a website, where he could give his views on current issues, debate subjects that are dear to him, and also show off his extraordinary talent for 'Self-aware parody writing'. I guess what I am trying to say here is BRING BACK MORRISSEYSWORLD!

Morrissey's latest statement will no doubt either be ignored by the media, or will once again be labelled a 'rant', with the mind numbingly boring heading of 'Bigmouth Strikes Again', but it is, as I have already said, an excellent piece, and the great thing about Morrissey's writing style is that he just lets the words spill out as they come to him. This isn't cleverly pieced journalism, it is as though he is actually in the room talking. Both the Isle of Wight and Coventry get a mention in the article (coincidences), which starts as a report on the hideous murdering actions of the being that is Melissa Bachman, and then goes on to mention a number of other 'famous' people in the world who fill Morrissey with despair, including Princess Anne, who last week announced that the best way to save horses is to.... eat them! Interestingly, most of the people mentioned in Morrissey's statement like 'playing' with guns. Here is the statement in full, which I have broken up with some photos:

The world won't listen

18 November 2013
The world won't listen
I am not ashamed to admit that newspaper photographs in recent days of American TV presenter Melissa Bachman laughing as she stands over a majestic lion that had been stalked and shot dead by Bachman herself left me tearful. Although I have previously felt enraged by the asininity of U.S. congressman Paul Ryan, and political fluffhead Sarah Palin - both of whom also kill beings for fun, there is something especially lamentable about the Bachman smile of pride as the lion - a symbol of strength, heraldry and natural beauty, lies lifeless in answer to Bachman's need for temporary amusement. The world struggles to protect the rhino and the elephant - both being shot out of existence, yet Bachman joins the murderous insanity of destruction without any fear of arrest.

This comes in the same week that Princess Anne condones horsemeat consumption - since she is evidently not content with eating pigs, sheep, cows, birds and fish. Although her slackwitted view is reported with mild surprise by the British media, there is no outrage since the crassness and international duncery of the British so-called 'royal family' remains the great unsaid in British print. It is spoken of, of course, but it is not allowed to go further than that. Why does Anne approve of slaughter of any kind? Has she ever been inside an abattoir? Does she actually know what she's talking about?

Similarly, on October 5, the Daily Mail newspaper gave us all an "amusing" report of thickwit Pippa Middleton laughing as she stood over 50 birds shot dead by her friends and herself after a "busy day's shooting". We are reminded by the Daily Mail that Middleton is a 'socialite', which tells us that she is privileged and can more-or-less kill whatever she likes - and, therefore she does. The sick face of modern Britain, Pippa Middleton will kill deer, boar, birds - any animal struggling to live, or that gets in her socialite way. This is because her sister is, of course, Kate, who herself became 'royal' simply by answering the telephone at the right time, and this association allows Pippa's kill, kill, kill mentality to be smilingly endorsed by the British print media, to which only the mentally deficient could join in with the laughter.
The pheasant posse: The ladies who make Pippa's party one of the most exclusive around
The pheasant posse: The ladies who make Pippa's party one of the most exclusive around consists of partridges, the middle row has hen pheasants, while the back line comprises cock pheasants

The right to kill animals is endorsed by Prime Minister David Cameron who shoots stag whenever he feels a bit bored. In the Queen's Honors List, awards have been bestowed upon musicians Bryan Ferry and PJ Harvey - both of whom allegedly support fox-hunting. There is not one single instance when an animal protectionist has found themselves knighted or applauded by the Queen. That animals are an essential part of our planet (that they are, in fact, the planet) and must be protected, is a shatterbrained concept to the British 'royals'. Historically, we all remember Prince William proudly killing the baby deer, Prince Harry bravely giving the thumbs-up as he pointlessly ended the life of a water-buffalo, the Queen loading her shotgun in readiness to shoot birds out of the sky. How terribly regal.
Although the natural idiocy of the British 'royals' is internationally acknowledged, it still doesn't make their behavior any less alarming.


Prince Harry smiles triumphantly and crouches beside the carcass of a recently killed water buffalo. This picture, in which Harry appears to pose as a hunter proudly displaying his trophy, has been published in a newspaper in the San Luis province where, it is claimed, the photo was taken. The picture was taken at the end of a hunting party attended by Harry and held on land belonging to Count Claudio Zichy Thyssen, in November 2004 according to El Diaro newspaper.Zichy Thyssen is one of the most powerful landowners in Argentina, with more than 170,000 acres of ranch and grasslands 400 miles north-west of Buenos Aires. There, under the auspices of a company called CG Hunting, enthusiasts can hunt wild deer, antelopes, fallow deer, wild boars, axis deer, pumas and the hunter’s dream, water buffalo. According to El Diaro, Harry hunted and killed a buffalo and wild boar. It is also claimed the head of the water buffalo pictured and that of a wild boar have been embalmed with the intention of shipping them to the UK and gifting them to Harry.

This can’t be true, namely because you would need a shotgun to take down a buffalo that big, and Harry’s carrying a rifle. If anything he’s shot it with a tranquiliser dart!

Animals who are free (or, if you insist, 'wild') lead lives of struggle; their every moment absorbed by the need to find food for themselves and their offspring. They have a natural instinct to survive - as do animals in abattoirs, but they cannot compete against the loaded hunting-guns of Pippa Middleton or David Cameron. It is by no means a fair game. Has Melissa Bachman considered hunting without a shotgun? We might then be impressed if she manages to bring a lion down. Dingbat coward Sarah Palin shoots at running bears from the safety of her multi-million-dollar helicopter, and the Queen continues to endorse the trapping of the Canadian brown bear so that her senior servile guardsmen might look their prettiest. The babies of the trapped and murdered adult bears are left to die slowly - unable to survive without their mothers. Wearing enough real fur to encircle Russia, our beloved Queen Elizabeth couldn't care less. Death dwells in life.

In lordly London, a proudly moral statue stands on Park Lane. It honors animals that "served" during the war, boldly telling us They Had No Choice.
There is no statue that states: ANIMALS IN ABATTOIRS - THEY HAVE NO CHOICE.
The homicidal mania of the abattoir, the murderous insanity of the badger kill ('cull' is far too soft a word for what takes place - not in order to protect cows – who are butchered, anyway, but in order to make more money for farmers); and from this, we wonder how the human race can make any claims of humanity. We must ask why it is thought that animals deserve such horrific treatment. No British government has ever had an Animal Protectionist MP, yet animals outnumber humans on the planet.

It is quite easy, I'll admit, to blame the mentally defective 'royals' for continually setting such a cretinous example where animal welfare is concerned; we recall William and Kate in Canada laughing hysterically as a bull, whose abdomen has been cinched with a bucking strap, is jumping in agony before the stiffly-apart-together lovely 'royal' couple - who are both clapping excitedly. Where is humanity? Where is any sense of goodness and pity? And what is so terribly funny about torture?

The nub of this argument is the press insistence that the 'royals' are in possession of a morality that the rest of us would all wish to rise to, and that they are also a form of church for the British people. No, no, no. Not true.
We are continually told (warned?) that we love the 'royals' whatever their conduct, and we see very clearly how this most dysfunctional family must - at all costs - leave a virtuous emblem on the age, as we also see how no British citizens (for we are not subjects) can be considered qualified enough to question the 'royals' - or to even be allowed to ask why it is thought necessary to have a monarchy in the first place - especially as most countries throughout the world exist quite well withoutroyal boils. Although the cash-cow subject of tourism is frequently raised in order to support the annual 50m grabbed from public taxes in order to lavish on the 'royals', it should be noted that people do not refuse to visit the Eiffel Tower simply because there is no Queen of France.

The mystery in England is why the 'royals' are repeatedly forced upon us with a cleansed aura - one that is not theirs by nature. We are asked to feel round-the-clock concern for the failing health of Prince Philip, yet his offhand civility is all we've ever known of him, and since his life has meant nothing to the British people then why should his approaching death?

Although the press is continually conscious of pushing any story too far, there is mysteriously no suspicion of utterly sterile boredom where 'royal news' (i.e, non-news) is concerned. Nothing in the bearing of the Queen speaks to, or for, modern Britain. Speech is a question of rhythm, and even this the Queen has failed to master in her very lengthy lifetime of being unable to address a nation without auto-cue. Is she incapable of speaking directly from the heart? That the future of the monarchy rests on the natural idiocy of Harry, zombified William and airhead Kate, is quite frightening. We, the British public, are trapped.

In our democratic society, how do we call for the 'royals' to resign and retire? Where is our platform? Who will let us speak? We, who are neither apocalyptic anarchists nor extremists, who speak softly and care primarily for the environment and all living beings, feel embarrassed by what the 'royals' do today far more than whatever they did 200 years ago. But how can we speak without being Tasered away? In an England that is said to be democratic, how can a self-elected monarchy have any place? It can't. If the 'royals' are a dictatorship - which they obviously are - then how can England be democratic? When the British public booed Charles and Camel off Regent Street, the British police were ready to turn the tanks onto the very people who are forced to pay for the 'royals'' upkeep. How is this democracy?

Frightened: Prince Charles and Camilla show their fear inside the car as it is attacked by the mob
Terrified: Camilla screams in fear as the Rolls-Royce is attacked on its way to the Royal Variety Performance

Evidently, with visions of rising People Power in the Middle East, the British establishment must be terrified that such an awakening might take place against them.
The media, quite naturally, are always ready to report on 'anti-royal extremists', yet I have never once heard the term 'pro-royal extremists'. Evidently someone is only extreme if you don't happen to like their clothes.
People in power never give up power. Look at Assad - if you must; his dingbat wife continuing to smile and wave, wrapped in Fendi, as the people of Syria disappear into dust. It is the same shame that the British utilized whilst claiming ownership of the Malvinas by shooting anyone who stood in their way. How very brave. Imagine if Taiwan claimed the Isle of Wight. Yes, it is that silly.

The Queen is conveniently said to have no political power, yet it would be impossible to imagine her government disagreeing with her if she elected to return the Malvinas to the Argentinian people, and although David Cameron is gung-ho ready to see more British and Argentinian boys die in battle for this odd bit of turf, he cannot see the richer intellect in simply returning the islands to their rightful owners. Yet Cameron is haughtily aghast when people run riot on the streets of Coventry stealing hair-dryers worth ten pounds. Outrage!

What is never considered is how the occupants of the Malvinas (who want to bask in the south seas whilst also having the benefit of the NHS, and who number only about 2,500) are quite satisfied to sit back and watch service personnel die defending their post box. Has such selfishness ever been known? What makes it all worth it?

Thank you to Russell Brand for standing up and speaking out in recent weeks. Like anyone who speaks out in modern Britain, he has been shot down. Nothing must interfere with the depressive psychosis of modern Britain, which has become a most violent and melancholic country, with no space for measured debate.

Like Russell, I believe that the most powerful vote you can give is No Vote; for the days of Prime Ministers have gone, and it's time for a form of change that is far more meaningful than simply switching blue to red.

The print media will only support people who do not matter and who are incapable of instigating thought - David 'rent-a-smile' Beckham; his wife - famous for having nothing to do; the dum dum dummies of the Katie Price set; the overweight Jamie 'Orrible, who tells us all how to eat correctly.
At what point did the dis-United Kingdom become a cabbagehead nation? Where is the rich intellect of debate? Where is our Maya Angelou, our James Baldwin, our Allen Ginsberg, our Anthony Burgess, our political and social reformers?

At what point did the shatterbrained scatterbrains take over - with all leading British politicians suddenly looking like extras from Brideshead Revisited? Although it is clear to assess the Addams Family of SW1X as the utterly useless and embarrassing ambassadors of a sinking England, how can we effect change without being tear-gassed? In the absence of democracy, there is no way.

I write this without outburst; a staunch non-terrorist, quietly, calmly and composedly, as I mourn the loss of the land.
16 November 2013.

Interestingly, the Morrissey statement was posted on TTY approximately three hours after the twitter user '@FadingGoldLeaf' had posted comments about animal welfare issues, which in itself means nothing, but a few of the 'Deluded Dozen' have recently been interacting with FGL, and I too have suspected that it could well be Mo....yes, I know, we are DELUDED!

Monday, 18 November 2013

Day 796 - Uncle Skinny: Shit Smearer

On November 17th 2013, the moderator of the Morrissey-Solo website, 'Uncle Skinny', posted the following statement on his website:

"I've just smeared shit on the Dalai Lama's personal toilet."

Rather bizarrely, Uncle Skinny made this statement under an article entitled, 'Press release: Special Hardback Edition of "Autobiography" to be published on 5th Dec 2013 -TTY'. 
     Nobody on the Solo website has challenged the statement, and Uncle Skinny added, "nothing you can do or say can disprove it." 


Uncle Skinny is of course correct, NOBODY can disprove his claim, so therefore it MUST be true, and anyway, why would Uncle Skinny make something like that up?

On May 14th 2011, the former lead singer of 80's pop group The Smiths, Morrissey, posted the following statement on the website True-To-You.Net:


14 May 2011
Morrissey would like it known that the site known as Morrisseysworld.blogspot is fake. Morrissey has no connection with the site and is therefore not the author of anything written on the site.

The above statement ALSO cannot be disproved, so therefore it too MUST be true, and anyway, why would Morrissey make this statement up if it wasn't true?


On August 19th 2011, Morrissey made ANOTHER statement on his TTY website:


19 August 2011
Morrissey has no connection with the site called Morrisseysworld.blogspot. Whoever is on this site/page claiming to be Morrissey is certainly NOT Morrissey. Please be warned. Thank you.
Ten US dates for Morrissey will be announced this coming Monday. All dates will take place in November. Morrissey is now represented in the US by William Morris Agency.


Again, this statement cannot be disproved, so it MUST be true, and anyway, WHY would Morrissey make this statement up if it wasn't true? Another question could be WHY did Morrissey chose to announce his US Tour on the back of this statement, but it is probably best not to think too deeply about these things*.

On September 14th 2011, Morrissey made YET ANOTHER statement regarding MorrisseysWorld on TTY:


14 September 2011
Tuesday September 13
Morrissey would like to stress that he has absolutely no affiliation with the site called Morrisseysworld, and that the views expressed on Morrisseysworld blog and Twitter page are not Morrissey's views, and do not come from Morrissey. Morrissey has no connection with this site. Please beware.
Morrissey would also like to stress that he has no association with the Warner release called 'The Smiths Complete'. This project has taken place without any consultation to Morrissey, and without any approach to Morrissey from either Warner, Rhino, or Johnny Marr. Therefore, Morrissey has no knowledge of the remixes, and has had no input in the project.
Morrissey would like to thank all of the people who have - so quickly - bought tickets for his November and December US tour, which he looks forward to very much.


Once again, this statement cannot be disproved, so it MUST be true, and anyway, WHY would Morrissey make this statement up if it wasn't true? Another question could be WHY did Morrissey chose to mention 'The Smiths Complete' on the back of this statement, but it is probably best not to think too deeply about these things**.

So, there we have it, Uncle Skinny is a shit smearer, and Morrissey isn't MorrisseysWorld.... FACT!


*The MorrisseysWorld website predicted the announcement of a US Tour prior to the TTY statement.

**The MorrisseysWorld website predicted that Morrissey would issue a statement on TTY distancing himself from 'The Smiths Complete'

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