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Monday, 18 November 2013

Day 796 - Uncle Skinny: Shit Smearer

On November 17th 2013, the moderator of the Morrissey-Solo website, 'Uncle Skinny', posted the following statement on his website:

"I've just smeared shit on the Dalai Lama's personal toilet."

Rather bizarrely, Uncle Skinny made this statement under an article entitled, 'Press release: Special Hardback Edition of "Autobiography" to be published on 5th Dec 2013 -TTY'. 
     Nobody on the Solo website has challenged the statement, and Uncle Skinny added, "nothing you can do or say can disprove it." 


DALAI LAMA - PERSONAL TOILET SMEARED WITH SHIT BY MORRISSEY WEBSITE MODERATOR


Uncle Skinny is of course correct, NOBODY can disprove his claim, so therefore it MUST be true, and anyway, why would Uncle Skinny make something like that up?



On May 14th 2011, the former lead singer of 80's pop group The Smiths, Morrissey, posted the following statement on the website True-To-You.Net:




Morrisseysworld.blogspot

14 May 2011
Morrissey would like it known that the site known as Morrisseysworld.blogspot is fake. Morrissey has no connection with the site and is therefore not the author of anything written on the site.

The above statement ALSO cannot be disproved, so therefore it too MUST be true, and anyway, why would Morrissey make this statement up if it wasn't true?


MORRISSEY - NO CONNECTION WITH MORRISSEYSWORLD


On August 19th 2011, Morrissey made ANOTHER statement on his TTY website:



Message

19 August 2011
MESSAGE
Morrissey has no connection with the site called Morrisseysworld.blogspot. Whoever is on this site/page claiming to be Morrissey is certainly NOT Morrissey. Please be warned. Thank you.
Ten US dates for Morrissey will be announced this coming Monday. All dates will take place in November. Morrissey is now represented in the US by William Morris Agency.

MORRISSEY - NO CONNECTION TO MORRISSEYSWORLD


Again, this statement cannot be disproved, so it MUST be true, and anyway, WHY would Morrissey make this statement up if it wasn't true? Another question could be WHY did Morrissey chose to announce his US Tour on the back of this statement, but it is probably best not to think too deeply about these things*.

On September 14th 2011, Morrissey made YET ANOTHER statement regarding MorrisseysWorld on TTY:


Statement

14 September 2011
Tuesday September 13
Morrissey would like to stress that he has absolutely no affiliation with the site called Morrisseysworld, and that the views expressed on Morrisseysworld blog and Twitter page are not Morrissey's views, and do not come from Morrissey. Morrissey has no connection with this site. Please beware.
Morrissey would also like to stress that he has no association with the Warner release called 'The Smiths Complete'. This project has taken place without any consultation to Morrissey, and without any approach to Morrissey from either Warner, Rhino, or Johnny Marr. Therefore, Morrissey has no knowledge of the remixes, and has had no input in the project.
Morrissey would like to thank all of the people who have - so quickly - bought tickets for his November and December US tour, which he looks forward to very much.

MORRISSEY - NO CONNECTION TO MORRISSEYSWORLD



Once again, this statement cannot be disproved, so it MUST be true, and anyway, WHY would Morrissey make this statement up if it wasn't true? Another question could be WHY did Morrissey chose to mention 'The Smiths Complete' on the back of this statement, but it is probably best not to think too deeply about these things**.

So, there we have it, Uncle Skinny is a shit smearer, and Morrissey isn't MorrisseysWorld.... FACT!

THE DALAI LAMA - WITH RED, WHITE AND BLUE ROSES.... AND A FLASK OF COFFEE

*The MorrisseysWorld website predicted the announcement of a US Tour prior to the TTY statement.

**The MorrisseysWorld website predicted that Morrissey would issue a statement on TTY distancing himself from 'The Smiths Complete'



27 comments:

  1. What a filthy man. What on earth could a peaceful man like the Dalai Lama have possibly done to warrant Uncle Skinny smearing his toilet with sh*t? Can society sink any lower?

    Dave

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  2. In this case, a picture truly is worth a thousand words. The photos say it all, really...

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  3. You massive, massive, massive bellend. Why don't you do us all a favour, just fuck off and die.

    P.

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    1. Just to remind everyone that ' P ' is a moderator on the Solow site.
      This is how he responds to anyone who dares to disagree with him.

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    2. You have no proof that the 'P' signed here is the moderator from Solo, it could be anyone, so please don't presume. Not everything you read on the internet is as it seems. Personally, I don't believe for one minute that the comment written above is written by the 'P' from Solo, but neither I nor you can prove it, so it is a pointless argument.

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    3. Whether he did or didn't make the above comment, what he posted on Solow was disgusting.
      And unforgiveable.

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    4. He didn't really smear shit on the Dalai Lama's toilet, he was just trying to make a point to a troll.

      Reality Bites

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    5. Are you the same 'RealityBites' from Solo, who wrote that you would only believe that Morrissey is involved with the BRS if he posts something on TTY? Why would you believe him if he writes it, but you don't believe him when he wears a blue rose, like he did in the film Morrissey 25 Live?

      If you apply the same logic to your friend Uncle Skinny, then you would believe he has smeared shit on the Dalai Lama's toilet, because he has written that he did, but if you saw him smearing the said shit, you wouldn't believe it.

      Luke

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    6. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lodk8eGN691qap55ao1_1280.jpg

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  5. So, those who claim to be disciples of Morrissey do not practice the "gentle and kind" of their great one--very interesting. So many hypocrites here.

    FAN

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  6. What the fuck does being gentle & kind have to do with the vulgarity of trolls like those saying their smearing shit across someones toilet? I mean who saids that shit? Obviously those ppl at that other site cleary don't know anything about gentle & kind, its fucken disrespectful & disgusting!

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    1. Clover, you are one of the slingers. Look at your vulgar language. How sad you are.

      By the way, "its" should be "it's."

      FAN

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  7. I would never buy shit like 'Smiths Complete' releases or anything similar even if am a fan...

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  8. Maybe the Dalai Lama is the author if MW?

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  9. What a rousing & moving statement from Morrissey on TTY. So full of passion & sentiment, surely his best yet.

    Morrissey - I salute you.

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    1. yes, you're right Air, Morrissey is great!

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    2. I fully agree. I didn't think it was possible for me to love the man more than I already did, but this latest statement has deepened my admiration to new heights. Viva Moz!

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    3. "Here, Here" to what you all said!

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  10. Dear Rat, I was forced to read So-low due to your post and beeing a kind person, or someone who tryes to be kind, I got to say that it is a very weird site. What's the reason for beeing so aggressive with something as the Blue Rose Society? Maybe just because Morrissey likes it and never banned a Blue Roser from his concert as he did with someone with a very strange name that I forget. Did Morrissey, or someone of the band, ever wear a T-shirt with the words:"Fuck..." I think no, did he refuse the blue rose on the stage....Rethorical question, everyone knows the answers. And for what strange reason an exellent book can't be printed in more than one version with, of course, a different price? Uncle Skinny must be an old style communist, someone who declares:" Everything for everyone, but not for Morrissey's World or Blue Rose Society" Have a nice day you all! BRS!

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    1. You are wrong about Skinny, he has stated on Solow that he is a Tory voter.

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    2. Sorry, but usually I don't read So-low, anyway it was a methaphoric comparison not related to real political vote.

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  11. Bravo Morrissey for your blistering ' rant ' on TTY.
    There are many of us who feel the same as you
    and have no voice.
    It is brave of you to put yourself in the line of fire
    and it will be interesting to see how the press report
    what you have written.

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  12. In fact there was a vile photo on Twitter the other day of five people standing over an elephant
    that that they had just killed whilst it was eating.
    You could see the greenery/foliage in his mouth - poor animal.
    How can anyone describe an act like that as ' sport ? '

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    1. Only vile people could love hunting and considering it as a sport, I wish more famous people could write so clever statement as Morrissey and, as Morrissey remarked, there must be more politicians defending environmental system. Have anice day Lizzy!

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