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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Day 819 - All Eyes on OslO

Tonight, Morrissey will walk onto the stage for the first time since March 8th in Portland, where ironically, the last song he sang was Still Ill. Tonight's concert is the Nobel Peace Prize concert in Oslo, and we are informed that Morrissey will be singing three songs.

Drummer, Matt Walker is back in the band, having eventually arrived in Oslo after a delayed journey from Chicago via Twitter! He yesterday tweeted that all was going well:



dress rehearsal for nobel peace prize performance, it's all comin back and feels good...





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There has been no leaks as to which three songs are being sung, so I would like to invite my readers to predict what will be played, or what they would like to see played. I have decided to make the following predictions, and if NONE of my predictions are correct, this blog will close. I can also reveal that FTM has received NO hits from Norway, so if  Morrissey has previously been reading my blog, he certainly hasn't been this week. FTM is dead, and only one of the following, tonight in OslO, will bring it back from the dead:

1. Morrissey to wear a rose (colour unimportant)
2. Morrissey to sing a new version of November Spawned a Monster
3. Morrissey to sing Lazy Sunbathers
4. Morrissey to make an 'O' sign with his thumb and index finger
5. Morrissey to sing Meat is Murder
6. Morrissey to not sing at all

If NONE of the above happen, this blog will close.

3.45PM - UPDATE- Oscar appears in Oslo












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3.47PM - UPDATE - Somebody has peered in from Norway:


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46 comments:

  1. I am repeating my choices from 2 days ago.
    In my opinion the three tracks SHOULD be : Scandinavia, Hold Onto Your Friends, There is A Light.

    IF you are lOOking-in Our Mozzer - good luck for this evening !!

    Can't wait to see the related concert footage.

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  2. Well Mystic Peg, I predict that none of your predictions will happen. It was good while it lasted.
    My choice for the three songs based on what I think will showcase Morrissey’s voice and the musicianship of the band at this Nobel Peace concert is: I Will See You in Far Off Places, Let Me Kiss You, and Scandinavia.
    Of course I will be quite happy to listen to anything and am hoping that someone somewhere will put the set on utube quickly.

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    1. yea he did perform Ppl are The Same... yay!

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  4. I predict.. scandinavia.. to give, the reason i live and.. . Regards.. Manc

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    1. please drop me a line could you? at: cloverdean@rocketmail.com thank you!

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  5. I'm not making any predictions because I prefer to be surprised and expect the unexpected. My eyes are focused purely on the thrill of seeing Moz back on the stage, where he belongs.

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  6. The Death of a disco dancer, Scandinavia, Satellite of Love...maybe. Cheers.

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    1. I will go along with our lovely Italian crumpet on this one..my last song will be satelite of love..regards. manc

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  7. You have promised the same garbage before; why should anyone believe you this time? The story is old.

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  8. Speedway
    Action
    Satellite - forgot how to spell satellite then, had to copy off Romina ;)

    Mozzy Christmyth,
    Mirez

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  9. http://www.vgtv.no/#!/video/75549/blunt-selvfoelgelig-riktig-for-morrissey-aa-spille-her

    Fifi



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    1. Oops, my message vanished. This is a video link to James Blunt, talking about Morrissey at the NP press conference.
      Looks like it really was the right thing to do deciding not to go to that press bashing. Cunts.
      Good on James though.

      Fifi

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  10. also November Spawned, Suedehead (perhaps)

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  11. Here are choices I picked yesterday: 'Satellite' but since he'll be in Norway, 'Scandinavia' would fit in well.''People are the Same Everywhere'.and 'Alma Matters'.Not sure if he'd sing 2 new songs also not sure if OslO would OK 'Meat is Murder'. but if he could he'd probably sing that.

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  12. Ha! Satellite is proving a popular choice. When I suggested Scandi and Satellite on twitter, Rats said " Surely Scandi is too obvious for Moz, and as Satellite is a live release, it isn't like promoting a new single."

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  13. If the c*** closes his blog, I'll eat my own bo*****s. No, no, no - it isn't going to happen. Meat is Murder and Scandinavia would certainly have a certain high camp aesthetic, in the circumstances, of course... but... no, not both of them - surely?

    Boz...! Boz....! Boz, get your fat a**e up here this instant!

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    1. Bleedin' hell Morrissey are you Morrissey number 51 or 76 there are that many of you about.. anyway i've got you a razor for xmas so you can do your back.. regards. Manc

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  14. Scandinavia? Really? You can't be serious.

    Your Arsenal reissue coming up so I'm thinking "Seasick yet still docked"

    And then :
    "I've changed my plea to guilty"
    and
    "That's how people grow up"

    Just because.
    Fifi x


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    1. "Seasick yet still docked" makes me think of Irish people crossing the sea to emigrate to England and their struggle to leave their beloved Ireland behind. You know, how their blood's Irish but their heart becomes English or something along those lines.
      "That's how people grow up", yeah they're just the same everywhere.
      Emotional air raids exhausted my heart and it's safer to be in my satellite of love. So I've changed my plea to guilty.
      Thank you.
      Not my best puzzle I admit, but I hope you enjoyed it.
      Now off to bed, the Perrier's gone straight to my head and I already have my sweatpants on, I can now go to bed
      Fifi xxx

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  15. Shut the site down now; oh wait, you always find some ridiculous movement or twitch by Morrissey to be a sign, so no danger of you keeping your word.

    Go away already and keep your word!

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  16. See. No Scandinavia.
    :)
    Fifi xx

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    1. Sad news about the blog... I haven't got a chance to copy the latest article :(
      Please don't put FTM to death, Ratty, you know it's not over.

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  18. Well, time to close this sorry blog again. How long will it last?

    BTW--the songs sounded horrible, and he looked awful in the trousers/sweats.

    But of course, here where he can do no wrong--never!

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  19. It looks like Fancy wins the prize for correctly guessing two of the songs. I thought it was a splendid set, and Moz and the band sounded fantastic. I even liked the highly-controversial pants (which were clearly not sweatpants)! Really hoping to see Moz back on the stage soon - three songs just isn't enough!

    Now for the bad news: so sad to see the MW blog has gone, without even posting the promised parody. I hate to see FTM follow down the same path :(

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  20. Wanted to get a post in before Mr Ratty shuts his blog down. It was so nice to see Our Mozzer back up on stage, looking healthy as he and the band performed splendidly. They must have felt proud to be given the honor to participate in the concert as were the families and fans were proud to watch.(it was nice to see the return of his drummer). Now for the pants. I am assuming this must be how they dress in Norway or perhaps he was attempting to copy the style of the flamenco dancer in his back drop. All in all it was a terrific performance. Now all we have to do is find a way for Mr Ratty make better predictions in the future. and get MW to return.

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  21. I've just seen the whole thing the youtube Did he really come out singingi those baggy ass pants?! Look guys I know i'm deluded in fact now Very deluded but my goodness he looks F'ing fantastic The whole thing was beautiful the band was great (poor boz and his tooth) M looking refreshed Great song choices satellite of love brought tears and broke my heart, Thats how I love to see my morrissey!

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    1. What's this about Boz and his tooth?

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    2. Boz posted on facebook that 5 minutes before they went on the crown of his back molar came off.

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  22. FTM IS NOT DEAD! Morr-ee-say was brilliant! He sounded strong, along with the band we're amazing as well. Great choice of songs... Viva Morrissey!
    Viva BRS!

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  23. Hustler indeed.. naughty, naughty boys.. its' out there if you L oo K

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  24. Yes, Hustler, I googled because I did'nt know it! What a naughty boy, does he hate his female fans? Anyway he choosed tha pants for remarking how much he's skinny and, of course, were Boz's pant. I think Rat could write a proper parody about this! Oh please Ratty don't close the blog!

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    1. The t-shirts were undoubtedly meant to be ironic.

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  25. Sorry Rat, why Italy is not in the blog visit list? I'm sure been in Italy at my home exactly...

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  26. Sorry, another little thing, Morrissey's bracelet was full of little White roses or is just my impression?

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    1. After looking closely, I agree that Moz's lovely bracelet appears to be covered with roses. Well spotted, Romina! And viva FTM!

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  27. No, I haven't seen any footage of the concert yet, but I will track it down tonight.
    I loved Morrissey's black shirt and jewellery.
    He looked very fit and well and trim in the photos that I have seen.

    Yes, I am very sad that the MW blog has closed down again WITHOUT the parody piece.
    If Ratty closes his blog too, where will us poor huddled masses congregate ?

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  28. http://www.Saeedbaba.com

    I also vote for Satellite!

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