I can't believe that I missed this...The Mozziah has likened me to Johnny 'F**king' (as he now refers to himself) Marr!!! What a compliment. Although Our Mozzer's comment is of course tongue in cheek; and nothing more than a cheap pop at the writing skills of Jesse Tobias, I am thrilled beyond belief.
MORRISSEY AND JOHNNY 'F**KING' MARR
OUR MOZZER AND TR 'W**KING' B
I now feel as though I have no choice other than to immediately STOP writing my blog, and spend the next 26 years watching from a distance, as MorrisseysWorld goes from strength to strength without me. In 26 years time, I shall make my blogging comeback, writing a new, very mediocre blog about nothing in particular; which although nowhere near as good as Following The Mozziah, will draw plaudits from a few of my loyal old fans, such as RosyMires and Still.I.Cling.
In my heart of hearts, I will know that my new blog is shit, and not a patch on my superb parody work produced in FTM, but I will tell the outside world that it is my best work EVER. Secretly I will be hoping that Our Mozzer gets back in touch, to invite me to reform the MW/FTM partnership... which of course he won't, and anyway, even if he did, I would decline, and then leak something to the 'Blog Press', telling them how he had begged me to reform. I've got it all mapped out.
TR 'W**KING' B - WRITING THE NEW BLOG IN 2039
It is criminal that MorrisseysWorld is not getting more hits, and it is even more criminal that the 'Deluded Dozen' are not reading all the old articles, and leaving fawning comments everywhere. We missed it when it was gone, and yet it is ignored when it is here. I implore YOU, my readers, to get yourselves over to the MW blog, and start fawning. To whet your appetite, here is the mesmerizing article that His Mozzness left the 'Marr' comment on (again my apologies for the light text):