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Thursday, 12 December 2013

Day 820 - The Bollocks Remain


From yesterday: "FTM is dead, and only one of the following, tonight in OslO, will bring it back from the dead:

1. Morrissey to wear a rose (colour unimportant)
2. Morrissey to sing a new version of November Spawned a Monster
3. Morrissey to sing Lazy Sunbathers
4. Morrissey to make an 'O' sign with his thumb and index finger
5. Morrissey to sing Meat is Murder
6. Morrissey to not sing at all

If NONE of the above happen, this blog will close."



Number 1 - TICK (A bracelet full of white roses)
Number 4 - HALF A TICK (see above)


If the c*** closes his blog, I'll eat my own bo*****s. No, no, no - it isn't going to happen. Meat is Murder and Scandinavia would certainly have a certain high camp aesthetic, in the circumstances, of course... but... no, not both of them - surely?

Boz...! Boz....! Boz, get your fat a**e up here this instant!




So, FTM has been saved, but the MorrisseysWorld blog has once again closed, all versions of Autobiography have now been published, there are no more concert appearances in the offing, and no book signings announced.... so, NOW what?


21 comments:

  1. Put your feet up Rat. Maybe time to indulge in those preserved fruits.

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  2. I think everything could happen....expecially a book signing, I do think the fake annucment for a book signing in N.Y. was an experiment to test the audience, but...will see! Romina, not using my tablet and to lazy for login

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    1. Romina, I love your style !!
      If we ever met I think we would get on..........!

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  3. We wait to see what's next on the horizon. In the meanwhile, what a relief to know that FTM (and the bo*****s) can stay!

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  4. Two years ago we didn't even think it would last this long! Considering how awful this year has been for Moz it is good to see that it finished on a high! I am sure there will be some surprise in store for us in 2014...

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  5. Mum on Twitter 5 minutes ago: "Coming to a village hall near you soonish"

    Keep up you c**t or Our Mozzer will eat your b******s

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    1. Hooray !!

      I would buy tickets to both event !!

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  6. ' Never Mind The Bollocks' as the Sex Pistols would say.
    Phew one blog has been saved and hopefully
    the MW blog will reappear as a treat before Christmas.

    I agree with GOB, 2 years + and we are still here.

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  7. Oh i reckon we will be just fine.. regards Manc

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  8. That was a close call. You just made it by the seat of your pants.
    Talking of which, isn’t it about time for a Pantomime? Morrissey could parachute in in a pair of voluminous pants.

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  9. Can I just say that I love MW, this blog and all you guys so much! You bring a smile to my face every day - thank you!

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    1. I would like to " Second That Emotion " and agree with what my very good friend Sabine has said above.
      Thank you all, especially Mr M.

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  10. I never post on here, but read everyday and agree, it also brings me a good laugh daily, keep it up! Morrissey's World is also back online as of this afternoon.

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    1. Great news! Thanks for letting us know.

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  11. Thank God FTM and the bo*****s have been saved! Mr Ratty or c*** as you have been so affectionately called, I do hope you realize what may have happened if you had closed FTM. I mean, imagine eating ones own bo*****s. It would be difficult and distasteful enough for a regular man, but for a vegetarian I'm sure it would be doubly unpleasant. Luckily, this time no harm was done. #BRS
    BTW do you think there is some connection between the threat and him calling Boz at the end of the posting?

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  12. Fingers crossed for a possible tour soon as of now I'll start saving my pennies will also have to add to the flower fund!

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  13. Glad to find you all still here!
    I watched the footage from Oslo last night, happy to see Moz & the boys in top form. I loved Satellite, I found it very moving, it was sung with such emotion.

    A tour would lift my spirits considerably.

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  14. Funny how you always seem to see signs where there aren't any and that you can't seem to see the obvious.

    This was not a white roses bracelet but does it really matter?
    All that matters is the blog is still alive.
    And that Uncle M. showed once again he can outshine evrybody else. So much grace.

    “Yesterday from my office window I saw a crippled girl negotiating her way across the street, her shoulders squarely braced. At each jerky movement her hair flew back like an annunciatory angel, and I saw she was the only dancer on the street.”

    Fifi x

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    1. Yeah well, we are not called the "deluded dozen" for nothing! :)

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    2. I like deluded people, Girl on bike. Normality freaks me out!
      :) Fifi

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