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Wednesday, 8 January 2014

Day 847 - Wossy Jumps on Board.... oh, and the MorrisseysWorld blog is back.... again!

MAJOR BLUE ROSE SOCIETY NEWS: Jonathan Ross (@Wossy), completely out of the blue, and with NO explanation, has 'favourited' this Morrissey tweet from January 2nd:




THE PICTURE ON THE TWEET 'FAVOURITED' BY JONATHAN ROSS - WHICH IS OF MORRISSEY REACHING FOR THE BLUE ROSE AT HOLLYWOOD HIGH SCHOOL, AS SEEN ON THE MORRISSEY 25 LIVE DVD (AVAILABLE FROM ALL GOOD HIGH STREET RETAILERS.... ACTUALLY, IT PROBABLY ISN'T, BUT YOU CAN GET IT FROM AMAZON..... AND YOU CAN ALSO GET PAPADOPOULOS & SONS ON AMAZON, WHICH IS A HEARTWARMING FILM ABOUT A MAN WHO LOSES EVERYTHING, BUT FINDS SOMETHING FAR MORE IMPORTANT. THE FILM IS WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY BLUE ROSE SOCIETY MEMBER MARCUS MARKOU, AND I HAVE A SNEAKY FEELING THAT THE FILM IS SOON TO RECEIVE SOME 'MASSIVE' EXPOSURE. ANYWAY, THIS TAG LINE TO THE ABOVE PHOTO IS NOW FAR TOO LONG, AND NOT VERY PUNCHY


Could Wossy's tweet be the sign that ignites the flame at last, and brings the masses flooding to MorrisseysWorld, or will the relevance be missed once again? SURELY this can't go unnoticed? SURELY?... or has Our Mozzer been very clever in asking Wossy to 'favourite' rather than 'retweet', so that the outside world won't notice?  Hmmm.

Wossy's action immediately brought back the MorrisseysWorld blog (MorrisseysWorld.blogspot.com), although none of the old content is there for anybody to read. I guess that Morrissey is hoping that people will find the blog, but then once again dismiss it, especially as it states that it is a parody website. He is giving people the signs (just as he did with the THREE True-To-You denials, but will they be able to realise what the signs mean? If any of them happen to have stumbled on this little old blog of mine, I shall give them a clue.... MORRISSEYSWORLD IS RUN BY MORRISSEY HIMSELF, YES, THE 'REAL' MORRISSEY, AND THE TWITTER USER '@MORRISSEYPARODY' IS ALSO THE REAL MORRISSEY, EVEN THOUGH HE WILL TELL YOU THAT IT ISN'T! HE LIES.... "LYING, THE TELLING OF BEAUTIFUL UNTRUE THINGS, IS THE PROPER AIM OF ART" - OSCAR WILDE.


OSCAR WILDE - SPIRIT OF THE BLUE ROSE SOCIETY


Parody Morrissey also returned to twitter yesterday, so here are the latest batch of twitter highlights from Morrissey, aka '@MorrisseyParody':

You're huge.. in Wandsworth CineWorld

FROM @PapaSonsFim: The parody of me in Cineworld is something I treasure. It's banter.

Marcus I'm glad to hear it. I watched and adored your film. Not that it's worth much, since I'm a parody.

Enigmatic Otherness Factor requires that one occasionally acts 'unenigmatic' to shock and surprise.

Happiness based on something of disputed value always induces unease in the majority.

Unless I am removed from the Black Lodge, I shall have no option but to make an appearance in my Jonathan Ross red jacket.

FROM @Mennippus: "Jonathan Ross red" being the precise shade of his cheeks as he looks back at his career.

At this stage of my career, dressing as a Butlins red coat seems to be the ultimate ironic statement.


THAT RED JACKET - A COINCIDENCE THAT PARODY MOZ MENTIONED JONATHAN ROSS AND THEN WOSSY RETWEETED HIM? AND WHAT ABOUT CHEEKY MENIPPUS, COULD HE ACTUALLY BE JONATHAN ROSS? I WOULD BE PREPARED TO WAGER A CONSIDERABLE SUM THAT HE IS ONE OF THE 'INNER CIRCLE'.....HMMMM


FROM @Burntmidnight: - are you for real?

Nobody is for real. This is why life is one constant disappointment.

FROM @Menippus: what are you wearing?

A dress made from tinned sardines, anchovies and mackerel, red eyeliner, black bowler hat, shoes hewn from kipper.

FROM @ChuckNorrissey: You DO treat us like an old doormat but you're doing it sufficiently charming.

My toe prints look so pretty on your faces. It could be worse. Old Boz's steel toe caps, for instance.




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BOZ BOORER - PICTURED YESTERDAY WITH WIFE LYNN AND BLUE ROSER ROSY AKA @MOZZERIANSATW


I'm glad to see we've progressed from fawning to repeatedly assuring me you will absolutely not fawn.

Life is what happens when you're making other plans. Happiness is what happens when you stop making plans.

Greyergirl may well live in a cupboard, but if so it's an immaculate cupboard with modernist elegance.

FROM @Menippus: As a child, I was spat on by Bobby Davro during his act at Pwllheli Butlins. He did a Morrissey parody too.

Hopefully it was not my parody spittle which darkened your brow? Bobby Davro is to comedy as gonorrhoea is to sex.


Life is unprepared comedy, unscripted drama and unsolicited opinions competing with professional entertainment.

Rat's blog lacks evidence and this is just how I always hoped it would be.

When the world realises the truth, it will make the front pages for three weeks.

Yes. One day the world will ask itself whether MorrisseysWorld was indeed Morrissey.

Sadness chases me like rush hour traffic.

A tour will be announced soon. I hope to visit NYC, but I can't promise. I will be touring England in 2014.

When the identity of MorrisseysWorld is revealed, the will come of age.

Everyone seems to know better than Morrissey how Morrissey would spend his time on Twitter.



FROM @Menippus: How would other historical greats behave on Twitter? Can we imagine?

Jesus would arrive in a cloud of humility and forgive all. Within three months he'd be deriding and blocking people.

FROM @Tabootlb: If Jesus was on twitter nobody would believe it was him so he would have no followers xxx

That rings a bell.

Adolf Hitler would presumably tweet pictures of shirtless blonde men and vegetarian snacks - like actually.


The only life lesson I've learned is that life lessons are overrated.

We all go through life avoiding questions, and we all die asking them. Why?

FROM @Roosfle: Yes, we should just stop avoiding questions. So.... Are you the real Morrissey?

Yes I am.

MORRISSEY PROVING(?) THAT HE IS MORRISSEYSWORLD ON THE CONAN SHOW

How Che Guevara would have looked had he been a Morrissey-listening sex maniac with no access to a bath.


CHE GUEVARA?

18 comments:

  1. Our Moz ( @MorrisseyParody ) admitted last night his true identity, now deleted as far as I can see.
    He told me that @GreyerGirl was not him, so is she Linder Sterling ?
    The plot thickens once again with the reappearance of the MW blog.
    All this intrigue certainly brightens a gloomy January.

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  2. Seriously, what could be more massive than me flyering Wandsworth Cineworld and getting half a page coverage in the Guardian (the Merton Guardian)? Hello?

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    1. More massive? How about me appearing on Radio 2's Pop Master quiz, and scoring a rather embarrassing 12! The questions were horrible, I mean, would YOU know the title of The Quireboys Number 14 hit from 1990? No, nor did I. Ultimate humiliation which I am reminded of regularly, what with me being a bit of a minor celeb in these parts!

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    2. unlucky rat, cos I knew the title and I'm on the thick side, anyway back for now (but for how long)

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    3. nope, I've done it again, I looked it up and I was wrong, I doth my cap whiskers

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  3. aww thankyou for the menchen xoxo tabootlb xxxx

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  4. Hermes Once-megistus8 January 2014 at 14:00

    Has anybody ever noticed that, despite their fascinating sexual chemistry on Twitter, Menippus is never directly mentioned in any of the PARODY articles? Could he be - like Gary Barlow's X Factor replacement or hard evidence for the MorrisseysWorld phenomenon - conspicuous in absence?

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    1. Good spot Hermes.

      City Link Twice-fortnightly

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  5. babs, oh babs do not forsake your public

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  6. It has been quite a momentous time for us here at BRS. I am still absorbing the splendor of it all.
    Thanks for taking the time to capture some of the highlights Rats.

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  7. It's has been a very very busy ride on the blue bird today

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  8. Rats, I think the tweet that foretold the Wossy sign appeared the day before and read: 'The next sign will involve a surprise and the colour blue.' The tweet that you mention above, 'Something extraordinary will happen soon', appeared after Our Mozzer announced Wossy's sign, so presumably we're still waiting for something extraordinary to happen.

    But enough nitpicking, the main point here is that Wossy has given us quite a remarkable sign, yet it seems to be ignored for the most part. What will it take to get people to notice?? Will the next 'extraordinary' sign be any more successful?

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  9. now how does that bowie song go whiskers.. *I am a dj *.... oh yeah, don't forget the line * I am what I play *

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  10. I don't understand what you expect to happen. Even if it becomes common knowledge that MW is the real Moz (if it is, I dunno) what makes you think anybody would really care? Remember, most people are not obsessed with him and his every move and every word. Strange I know, but sadly true. Why would anyone (except the most devoted mozzerer) have any interest in him making a 'secret' sign with his hand, or wearing a flowery tie that references some messages on the internet? So if/when people notice... then what?

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    1. Good post. People might or might not care about the amazing story of the fake parody blog - which presented itself as an imposter but was actually Morrissey - but they would definitely care about his twitter feed. Look at the wit, the genius, the bitching. He can reduce any A B or C-lister down to D-list status with 140 characters.

      But for this to happen, people have to realise it's either him or one of his stooges and he's playing along.

      Jed the Bed

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  11. Has Moz really signed for Capitol Records? There was all this discussion about this guy's blog entry but nobody has picked up on the signing http://davidbretbiographer.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/open-letter-to-capitol-records.html?zx=ee286dd545d6805b

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    1. well 2014 is going to be a fantastic year for Morrissey that's for sure

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