I bought ten first class postage stamps when I only needed seven.
Heather: That's rather disappointing - what about embracing insanity?
MORRISSEY'S TEAPOT - MADE IN PARIS, BOUGHT IN ROME - UNLIKE MOZZER'S KETTLE, THE TEAPOT IS NOT THOUGHT TO HAVE BEEN REPLACED
Upon death, I shall sigh softly and whisper, ‘No more need to worry anymore. There are no Brit Awards Ceremonies in Hell. - Are there?”
What's the point of being witty in an empty room?