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Monday, 31 March 2014

Day 929 - Kevin 'Banjaxer' 'Walter Ego' Marrinan.... Thoughts from the toilet

Today I shall continue the story of my new friend Kevin Marrinan, but I can't be bothered to write it  as another self-therapy session; mainly because A) I go off at too many tangents and B) With the exception of EARS, nobody else seems to appreciate my witty self-therapy sessions, which I find dreadfully disappointing, because I really like writing them, but then again, I would, wouldn't I, because it is not only 'all about me', but it's double 'all about me'! So, instead of a not particularly funny self-therapy session, I will just give you Kevin's own words instead, and for a man who is a walking contradiction, he speaks a lot of sense..... at least, I presume he can walk, I can't say I have ever seen his legs..... or any other part of him for that matter.

THERAPY ME: Why have you just called your new friend Kevin a walking contradiction?

ME: What are you doing here? I've just been telling our twelve deluded readers that we weren't going to do one of these sessions today.

THERAPY ME: Yes, I know you did, in fact, it was me wot typed it!

ME: So, f**k off then.

THERAPY ME: Not until you explain about Kevin being a contradiction.

ME: Well, he's a socialist and Man City fan isn't he! The two things are the biggest contradiction EVER. By continuing to support a football team that is the complete opposite of socialism, i.e. NOT  "owned or regulated by the community as a whole", Kevin, along with all the other socialist City fans, leave themselves open to ridicule..... and with the door that wide open, I couldn't resist a petty dig.

THERAPY ME: Well, you're a capitalist, and your football team, Portsmouth, is owned by the social community, i.e. the FANS!

ME: Yep, it's a fucked up world, but a least I've had the decency to disown my club.

THERAPY ME: Eh? You didn't disown them for going against your capitalist values, you disowned them because they play shit football.

ME: Fair point, and I can't really call myself a capitalist, I can't stand the Tories. I suppose I'm just as much a contradiction.

THERAPY ME: I'll tell you what you are, you're a c**t. Now get on with whatever shit it is you've decided to write today, although I don't know why you bother, because A) Nobody reads it, B) You aren't funny, C) Nobody reads it, D) You are full of your own self importance, E) Nobody reads it and F) You are still a c**t.

ME: Thank you.

THERAPY ME: You're welcome.

KEVIN'S WORDS...... FROM THE TOILETS OF THE TWITTERDILLY ARMS:

ON THE '@MORRISSEYSMUM' TWITTER ACCOUNT:

"Three people use it, of which I am one. If I get permission, I will gladly name the other two. This whole thing is supposed to be fun, not a way to cause disharmony, especially with devotees of Moz. We are all in the same stinking, sinking ship, the least we can do is enjoy the music together as we slide around the deck.

The log lady incident was nothing to do with me, and I cannot explain it. Perhaps if/when you know the other two names, it might help. I'm not playing word games here, I had no involvement with this, and have never asked."

LOG LADY - NOTHING TO DO WITH KEVIN


THE MORRISSEY BAND ISTANBUL WITH SOMEBODY L'OO'KING REMARKABLY LIKE LOG LADY.



ON MORRISSEY'S INVOLVEMENT WITH MORRISSEYSWORLD: 

"I believe that, at the very least, Morrissey plays along with the MW... what is it, thing?" He is aware of it and I'm sure he sometimes, in his own way, joins in. The 'evidence' you write of is pretty convincing when read with an open mind, although some of it is far fetched or mistaken. I think the assumption would be reached by any fair minded, unbiased person that Morrissey has a mischievous hand in it somewhere. Having a bit of fun during his many hours alone with only an internet connection for company?... well, it is not beyond the realms to imagine his mischievous streak sometimes comes into play."


MORRISSEY COPIES THE SIGN FROM THE MORRISSEYSWORLD BLOG - "MISCHIEVOUS HAND(S)"?



MORRISSEY WEARS AN 'IMMACULATE CONCEPTION' T-SHIRT TWO DAYS AFTER MORRISSEYSWORLD TWEETED IT - "HAVING A BIT OF FUN"?

MORE 'OO' SIGNS - "PLAYS ALONG"?



A BIZARRE BLUE ROSE(?) TIE IN TEL AVIV - "EVIDENCE"?

REACHING FOR A BLUE ROSE AT HOLLYWOOD HIGH - "AWARE OF IT"



ON KEVIN'S INVOLVEMENT WITH MORRISSEYSWORLD:

All I can say, and will say, because it is the truth, is that I have never knowingly had any connection with MW or whoever runs it. Moz, as you know has family member(s) and others who might have the time and motivation, I don't know.

ON NOT BEING ONE OF THE DELUDED DOZEN/ BLUE ROSE SOCIETY:

"During my brief glimpses at this whole palaver, I find there's a certain amount of disharmony amongst some of those interested enough in Moz to be following the MW saga. For this reason I have tended to keep my distance, but it would be dishonest of me to say I have not kept at least one eye on unfolding events. The drawing of battle lines is one of the reasons I don't get more involved."



ON SOLO:

"I know Moz's position re Solo, and I understand it, but I am not him and therefore I do not allow his feelings to overshadow my own on any subject. I truly regret that the site that sustained me and many more in the 'years of wilderness', is now so full of negativity. Perhaps this is the cost of free speech, I don't know or really want to care. As for my personal friendship with one of the Solo mods, Peter McSkinny,  I have always found him to be an interesting, intelligent and positive person. He is a bloke I met in Dublin for five minutes, in Kerry for a while longer, and in England a couple of times. I found him to be smart and funny and enjoyed his company. If I get the opportunity, I look forward to meeting him again.


"INTERESTING, INTELLIGENT, POSITIVE, SMART AND FUNNY"


ON THE ORIGINAL 'THATCHER DEATH' PRESS RELEASE THAT WAS CREDITED TO MOZ BUT BELIEVED BY SOME (INCLUDING ME) TO HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY KEVIN:

You don't really imagine such a man would EVER need ANYONE'S help to write ANYTHING? Least of all that of a semi-literate, school drop-out from Wythenshawe who's only real success was as an unsuccessful musician a hundred and four years ago? Come on, that really is stretching credibility, but flattering, so thanks. 



FIELD BY SILENT FIELD - RECORDED A HUNDRED AND FOUR YEARS AGO




PLAY YOUR PART - THE SILENT PARTY


ON MORRISSEY:

"I  am of the opinion he hopes for, but rarely receives, just a few basics from those close to him. And if you think about it, it's nothing more than he, or we, deserve. Loyalty. Support. Forgiveness. Understanding. Loyalty and perhaps a bit more loyalty thrown in. Personally, I don't think this always means agreeing with him, because that kind of agreement is surely of little value. For me, Moz's music is everything."

SUMMARY:

"Morrissey unites us, and for me, that means a whole lot more than any internet to-ing and fro-ing about who thinks what or who said what online. Whoever is right or wrong about details of MW, I think we have one overwhelming common bond, Moz. This should be enough to unite us."



















16 comments:

  1. Very good as usual, Mr Rat. Just because we don't comment, it doesn't mean we don't read & appreciate your hard work...(such an insecure little fuzzball.) Two comments from Kevin stood out for me "I am of the opinion he hopes for, but rarely receives, just a few basics from those close to him. And if you think about it, it's nothing more than he, or we, deserve. Loyalty. Support. Forgiveness. Understanding." If that is true, then that is quite upsetting. I just hope that the loyalty,support,forgiveness & understanding of the BRS gives him some comfort.
    "Whoever is right or wrong about details of MW, I think we have one overwhelming common bond, Moz. This should be enough to unite us." I think that sums up the feelings of most BRS members here...Nothing more to add really, is there?

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  2. Had a feeling from your last blog entry that you might still think that the Daily Beast article was not written by Morrissey. I had posted a link ages ago about this, but maybe you missed it. Perhaps because of the questions raised about who wrote the article, given that a lot of it came from the Loaded interview with Morrissey, the editor later added a note clarifying this matter at the end of the article.
    “Editors Note: This piece was submitted by Morrissey after the news of Margaret Thatcher’s death. Portions it were previously published as an interview with Morrissey in Loaded magazine.”
    Link to article here http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/04/08/morrissey-thatcher-was-a-terror-without-an-atom-of-humanity.html

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    1. Dear GWO, Yes, I did see the link from 'ages ago', thanks.

      Yours submittedly
      Rat

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  3. A) I read it, B) I'm pretty sure I read it, C) Some of it anyway, D) Mostly, E) I'm a walking contradiction, F) I read that part, G), H), I), J) Loyalty. Support. Forgiveness. Understanding.

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  4. I want to chime in with the lovely Willow, the bottom line, our common bond is our love and admiration of Morrissey. Moz unites us, let nothing divide us.

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  5. Which Morrissey would that be?

    Justin Case

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    1. That would be the Director, Paul Morrissey, of course.

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  6. I'd like to echo everything Willow said and also thank Kevin for sharing his thoughts - nothing he wrote is exactly surprising. His assertion that Moz is at least aware of MW and plays along with it, certainly contradicts the skeptics who say that all of the 'coincidences' are nothing but coincidence, and that Moz has no idea of the significance of taking and wearing a blue rose in concert. Why would Moz do these things if the person behind MW is just some pathetic loser, as some claim? Btw Rats, I do enjoy the self therapy sessions - you shouldn't make assumptions!

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  7. I was interested to read Kevin's thoughts. Maybe we are not perceived as kooky as I had imagined!
    BRS holds a special place in my heart. It gives us the opportunity to engage with each other & to show Morrissey our love & appreciation.

    I can never resist a therapy session Rats! Thank you & keep up the blogging.



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    1. And you're right and wise as Willow! The Therapy Sessions are truly funny and, that's just my personal thought, no one in Solo seems to dislike Morrissey's mum account, do they realy belive is Betty Dwyer? I think is wise to consider Morrissey's fans as a large family and saying this I think about Lizzy, Sabine, Rosie, Stilli....we are a lot and everyone of us is different, that's all the fun! I'm very exited for the chart, or Is it just an April's fool? See you soon, ciao!

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  8. see always told you old Banji was a good egg, but you would not listen..

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  9. Crikey, you got a lot out of a quick chat behind closed doors. More like an audience with HM Marrinan and all who sail in her.
    "Three people use it, of which I am one. If I get permission, I will gladly name the other two.” If I get permission. Pfft. Please do name them. I would like to be a fly on the wall at that meeting. Wonder who will chair and who will make the tea? I can bring the biscuits. Garibaldi’s – I’m coming in camouflage.

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    1. And there was me presuming you were one of the other two!

      LATEST ODDS:
      Betty Boothroyd 2/1
      Neil Morrissey 3/1
      Martin Bormann 4/1
      Russell Harty 5/1

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  10. I love it when you post BR ''co-incidences''
    ... picture after picture!!!

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  11. Lounging Around Part IV

    "Sir, they've posted another comment on your blog!"

    "How many in total, Boz?"

    "Seventeen, Moz."

    "..And how many by that bored rodent bod?"

    "... erm... uhm...most of them, sire."

    The seminal artiste closes his eyes, as if tired of this world, and too tired to breathe any longer.

    "It's puzzling, Morr-ee-say," says Mikey Bracewell with a look of concern in his eyes. "Your blog is the online equivalent of Ricky Gervais' Extras: it's very arch, ironic, postmodern..."

    "-It's also edited by an incompetent c***," says Broken, gazing at Mikey with glassy eyes.

    "Good point Broken," says Morr-ee-say, opening his electric blue eyes. "Perhaps the editing is to blame for my blog's lack of success, just as it was to blame for my book's critical mauling?"

    Mikey Bracewell gulps.

    "I thought Mikey did a splendid job, Mowwissey!" says Wossy with a glib smile. "Makybe the reason your blog isn't widely known about is because you keep deleting it?!"

    "Oh come now, Jonathan. A truly great piece of art will draw people in, regardless of whether it's immediately available."

    "A bit like my c*ck!" swoons Russell.

    Morrissey glowers at Russell Brand.

    "...Well sometimes it's not immeditely available.... depends on the old swab test!"

    Morrissey rolls his eyes ad looks out of the window.

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  12. "The weather's awful," says Mikey.

    "Absolutely, Mr Bracewell," says Boz. "It's p*ssing it down out there."

    "Boz Boorer, would you kindly watch your language?" asks Morrissey primly. "Stop acting like a c***."

    Nobody speaks for thirteen minutes and four seconds.

    "Another comment, sir!"

    "That's it... delete the b*****d thing." Morrissey utters solemnly. "It's over. Until Blue Rose is finally fulfilled..."

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