Regular readers will know that Parts 1 and 2 of Lounging Around had been exclusively posted on the "demi-semi-mesmerizing blogspot FollowingTheMozziah", but as the MW blog is now back up and running, Our Mozzer naturally chose to post Part 3 on his own groundbreaking blog..... although as FTM has currently had a total of 458,413 hits, as opposed to MW's 381,753 hits, Our Mozzer's talents would probably have reached a larger audience had he decided to stick to posting his parody work on the blog which brought him 58 comments to his last piece..... Part 3 of Lounging Around has currently amassed *coughs* 12 comments. *Demi-Semi unemployed bod from the Isle of Wight licks his upper lip and softly smiles*
MARTIN 'BOZ' BOORER - THE GURU OF THE GRAPE, RECORD SHOP OWNER AND ONE OF THE STARS OF THE PARODY PIECE 'LOUNGING AROUND'
The other MorrisseysWorld, i.e. '@MorrisseyWorld/MorrisseysWorld.Com' has still not posted anything new, apart from a tweeted picture saying 'Away with the fairies' and another tweet this morning that simply reads, "In the beginning...". Where oh where is this going, and more to the point WHEN is it going?
The real Morrissey has also been fairly quiet, although there has been a new True-To-You statement entitled This sorrowful Canada, in which Morrissey calls Canada a "beautiful country", and the people of Canada "good people", but he calmly points out that the Canadian federal Fisheries Minister, Gail Shea, is wrong to state that shooting baby seals is humane. Gail Shea has responded to Morrissey's statement in an article for Canada.Com , where she says, "Mr. Morrissey and his Hollywood buddies have been brainwashed by decades of propaganda from fringe animal rights groups and radical environmentalists."
Gail Shea obviously doesn't have the intelligence to see that Morrissey hasn't been brainwashed at all, but is merely continuing to offer a voice for those who don't have one, which he has done consistently all his adult life. All Morrissey has stated is that baby seals would choose not to be shot dead, and yet Gail Shea responds with all guns blazing.... well, she would, wouldn't she.
GAIL SHEA'S DEFINITION OF HUMANE
THE WORLD'S DEFINITION OF A FAT CUNT
And finally, because it had been so quiet on the Moz front, I decided last week to send the person who I deludedly believe to be Morrissey an email, in which I told him how excited I am for the new album, and asked him how preparations were going for the tour. I also asked him to send some words... any words! I don't usually post my emails from Morrissey on this blog, especially without his permission, but I'm sure he won't mind me sharing this little snippet with the BRS, and if he does mind, I guess he'll just never send me one again, but I like to live life on the edge, so I'll take the risk. I have taken out the names to protect, er, nobody really!:
FRIDAY APRIL 18 17:36:12
Dear -------- ---,
And now, as I have been ill for the past three days, it is time to rest.
Brainwashed indeed..... Fat cunt.
TWITTERDILLY ARMS TOP 20 CHART
1. HORSES (OGWT 1976) - PATTI SMITH (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8egNoThqJng
2. DARK SUNGLASSES - CHRISSIE HYNDE (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypjrw7MDcaM
3. SIGN OF THE TIMES - PETULA CLARK (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzrdZ9-fcBs
4. SO ALONE - JOHNNY THUNDERS (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsv5JMRrlvs
5. THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IS IN THIS LITTLE BOTTLE - KRISTEEN YOUNG (DOWN 3): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJSBDmJhHPk#t=51
6. SEND ME A POSTCARD - THE SHOCKING BLUE (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH475IxSMTs
7. SO LITTLE TIME - DIANA DORS (RE-ENTRY): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD_Ske1MyRg
8. DIARY OF A LOVER - JOHNNY THUNDERS (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-53k3elI8
9. MALADJUSTED (LIVE AT HOLLYWOOD HIGH) - MORRISSEY (DOWN 5): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJggmIqPIU
10. JACKSON - NANCY SINATRA & LEE HAZLEWOOD (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnkuRQ8tjIE&feature=kp
11. THEN I SCREAMED - KRISTEEN YOUNG (DOWN 10): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuuLjrjbjCE
12. SUNDOWN SUNDOWN - NANCY SINATRA & LEE HAZLEWOOD (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIPvGpFJ0v0&feature=kp
13. SOLEIL - FRANÇOISE HARDY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOlEv_FpSnQ
14. MADAME - JANE BIRKIN (NEW ENTRY): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0D4YbgBvjc&feature=youtu.be
15. ROLLER COASTER BLUES - DIANA DORS (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJZhrAIDOhI
16. '68 COMEBACK SPECIAL MEDLEY - ELVIS PRESLEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6DPYSoTECE
17. 7 AND 7 IS - LOVE (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6An7KGK6U3c
18. HEY JOE - CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ddEkj-7qA8
19. BOOGIE WOOGIE STOMP - ALBERT AMMONS (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jG1KwUX3A0
20. HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN - THE SEX PISTOLS (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ah1JM9mf60
DELON & BARDOT - NO RELEVANCE TO THE CHART WHATSOEVER