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Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Day 952 - Brainwashed..... and The Top 20 Chart

It had been a fairly quiet week on the MorrisseysWorld front, until yesterday, when at 3.51am LA time, Part 3 of the parody story Lounging Around was posted on the MW blog. It is another hilarious piece of parody writing, which once again sees Our Mozzer mock those closest to him.

Regular readers will know that Parts 1 and 2 of Lounging Around had been exclusively posted on the "demi-semi-mesmerizing blogspot FollowingTheMozziah", but as the MW blog is now back up and running, Our Mozzer naturally chose to post Part 3 on his own groundbreaking blog..... although as FTM has currently had a total of 458,413 hits, as opposed to MW's 381,753 hits, Our Mozzer's talents would probably have reached a larger audience had he decided to stick to posting his parody work on the blog which brought him 58 comments to his last piece..... Part 3 of Lounging Around has currently amassed *coughs* 12 comments. *Demi-Semi unemployed bod from the Isle of Wight licks his upper lip and softly smiles*


MARTIN 'BOZ' BOORER - THE GURU OF THE GRAPE, RECORD SHOP OWNER AND ONE OF THE STARS OF THE PARODY PIECE 'LOUNGING AROUND'

The other MorrisseysWorld, i.e. '@MorrisseyWorld/MorrisseysWorld.Com' has still not posted anything new, apart from a tweeted picture saying 'Away with the fairies' and another tweet this morning that simply reads, "In the beginning...". Where oh where is this going, and more to the point WHEN is it going?

The real Morrissey has also been fairly quiet, although there has been a new True-To-You statement entitled This sorrowful Canada, in which Morrissey calls Canada a "beautiful country", and the people of Canada "good people", but he calmly points out that the Canadian federal Fisheries Minister, Gail Shea, is wrong to state that shooting baby seals is humane. Gail Shea has responded to Morrissey's statement in an article for Canada.Com , where she says, "Mr. Morrissey and his Hollywood buddies have been brainwashed by decades of propaganda from fringe animal rights groups and radical environmentalists."

Gail Shea obviously doesn't have the intelligence to see that Morrissey hasn't been brainwashed at all, but is merely continuing to offer a voice for those who don't have one, which he has done consistently all his adult life. All Morrissey has stated is that baby seals would choose not to be shot dead, and yet Gail Shea responds with all guns blazing.... well, she would, wouldn't she.


GAIL SHEA'S DEFINITION OF HUMANE

Gail Shea
THE WORLD'S DEFINITION OF A FAT CUNT

And finally, because it had been so quiet on the Moz front, I decided last week to send the person who I deludedly believe to be Morrissey an email, in which I told him how excited I am for the new album, and asked him how preparations were going for the tour. I also asked him to send some words... any words! I don't usually post my emails from Morrissey on this blog, especially without his permission, but I'm sure he won't mind me sharing this little snippet with the BRS, and if he does mind, I guess he'll just never send me one again, but I like to live life on the edge, so I'll take the risk. I have taken out the names to protect, er, nobody really!:

FRIDAY APRIL 18 17:36:12

Dear -------- ---,

Words are overrated, you know.

Preparations are slightly chaotic but I am used to chaos. 

I am too busy to stop at The Arms nowadays and I miss its company, music and plimsoll abuse.
I still have my membership card and I am determined to use it again some day.
But will I return to an empty public house? Or worse! A W**m! theme bar smelling of piña colada and spray tan?

Fifi introduced me to her cousin from LA and she would make a perfect replacement (Fifi still being in shimmying rehab - I am sorry to say it's not getting any better, last weekend she escaped once more and was only found at dawn, on stage at Moulin Rouge).

She may join the BRS soon but she is not sure if she wants to accept our cordial invitation yet.
I'll let you know.

The new El Pea is something to feel excited about and I am glad to hear you are almost as enthusiastic about it as you would be if G***** and A***** were doing a special reunion gig. It's heartwarming.

---- -----
Ps. Fifi says bonjour
Mademoiselle Fifi's show can be seen here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh21alaxalc




Deluded, I know.... but I'm happy in my own little world, with my twelve deluded friends. Would Morrissey really have been awake writing parody pieces at three in the morning? YES, of course he would!

And now, as I have been ill for the past three days, it is time to rest.

Brainwashed indeed..... Fat cunt.

TWITTERDILLY ARMS TOP 20 CHART

1. HORSES (OGWT 1976) - PATTI SMITH (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8egNoThqJng




2. DARK SUNGLASSES - CHRISSIE HYNDE (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypjrw7MDcaM





3. SIGN OF THE TIMES - PETULA CLARK (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzrdZ9-fcBs

4. SO ALONE - JOHNNY THUNDERS (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsv5JMRrlvs



5. THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IS IN THIS LITTLE BOTTLE - KRISTEEN YOUNG (DOWN 3): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJSBDmJhHPk#t=51

6. SEND ME A POSTCARD - THE SHOCKING BLUE (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH475IxSMTs




7. SO LITTLE TIME - DIANA DORS (RE-ENTRY): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD_Ske1MyRg














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8. DIARY OF A LOVER - JOHNNY THUNDERS (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-53k3elI8

9. MALADJUSTED (LIVE AT HOLLYWOOD HIGH) - MORRISSEY (DOWN  5): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJggmIqPIU

10. JACKSON - NANCY SINATRA & LEE HAZLEWOOD (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnkuRQ8tjIE&feature=kp





11. THEN I SCREAMED - KRISTEEN YOUNG (DOWN 10): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuuLjrjbjCE


12. SUNDOWN SUNDOWN - NANCY SINATRA & LEE HAZLEWOOD (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIPvGpFJ0v0&feature=kp

13. SOLEIL - FRANÇOISE HARDY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOlEv_FpSnQ

14. MADAME - JANE BIRKIN (NEW ENTRY): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0D4YbgBvjc&feature=youtu.be

15. ROLLER COASTER BLUES - DIANA DORS (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJZhrAIDOhI

16. '68 COMEBACK SPECIAL MEDLEY - ELVIS PRESLEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6DPYSoTECE



17. 7 AND 7 IS - LOVE (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6An7KGK6U3c

18. HEY JOE - CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ddEkj-7qA8




19. BOOGIE WOOGIE STOMP - ALBERT AMMONS (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jG1KwUX3A0

20. HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN - THE SEX PISTOLS (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ah1JM9mf60


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DELON & BARDOT - NO RELEVANCE TO THE CHART WHATSOEVER

21 comments:

  1. ill. what the F*** is wrong with you, I'm not talking mentally here old son, I mean come on, you get some lunatic doctor to inject you with flu germs then complain a few days later when you have caught the err flu..

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  2. Perhaps the person who believes shooting an innocent creature in the head is a humane thing to do is brainwashed. Fat c*nt indeed.

    I do truly miss Fifi and her shimmying ways. I hope her cousin decides to join us soon.

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  3. Oh..I have so missed Mademoiselle Fifi.....mainly because I enjoyed insulting her & slapping her with plimsolls..Think she enjoyed it though...strange girl..Do hope her LA cousin will join us soon. She will be most welcome, especially if she doesn't mind being insulted & slapped by plimsolls. She can have a Babycham on the house too. The Arms is a little quiet, but sure that's going to change very,very soon.

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    1. P.S. I'd like to use Gail Shea's fat arse for target practice.

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    2. Not to insult seals, Gail Shea looks like a beached seal.

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    3. Yes. Or maybe male walrus...Although any comparison to an animal is insulting. Humans are the vilest creatures on earth. She's just a fat human being devoid of compassion.

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  4. Anyone with an ounce of compassion or heart can establish that the killing of seals is grossly inhumane. Of course Gail Shea's pathetic response is of no surprise & does nothing to justify such despicable cruelty. Because of course there is NO justification. My heart sinks at the amount of animal cruelty which goes on.

    On a lighter note, I am confident that Fifi's cousin would receive a hearty welcome from us all should she decide to drop by.
    Fifi - you are very much missed by your little charmers.

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  5. An LA cousin of Fifi's I am most intrigued! I hope she gets a chance to pop into the arms.
    I'm so excited about the start up of the tour I'm very curious about the merchandise this time around, anything Blue Rose inspired?

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  6. Without a doubt, the 'fat c**t' is the one who is brainwashed. It's inexcusable that the Canadian government supports this barbaric, heartbreaking ritual.

    I do hope that Fifi's cousin is able to pay us a visit in the Arms sometime - it would be a pleasure to meet her. The Arms has been rather quiet lately but I look forward to things heating up soon with the start of the tour. I've actually been taking advantage of the downtime by pursuing more creative pursuits, including writing a solo piano arrangement of 'There is a Light', which has been fun. Will the debut of the new MW site coincide with the launch of the tour? I'm admittedly getting rather tired of waiting for the new site, as Mum amusingly posted to the new MW account recently. Hopefully we'll find out what it's all about soon. Can't believe the tour is only two weeks away - so exciting!

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  7. Mr. Rat, I hope you are feeling better. Perhaps some Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson and Neil Peart will make you perk up.
    Note, Neil's last name Pe "art". This proves he is a work of art and Rush is worthy to be in your "Wham" Hall of Fame (shame). haha j/k :-)

    The murder of those innocent baby seals is vile. How can any human being with a conscience do that to another living creature. There will be a special place in hell for those killers.

    I sincerely hope the lovely Fifi is surviving her shimmying rehab. We all miss her fabulous dancing and exquisite musical selections. Just think how enchanting The Arms will be if both Fifi and her cousin are there together! I loved the Fifi video. She was spectacular!!

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  8. Kudos to TheRatsBack for speaking out against animal cruelty!

    Des Peration

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    1. Kudos? He is a meat eater and therefore as big a cunt as Gail Shea.

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    2. Well it's a rat after all, I wouldn't expect any human(e) intelligence.

      Des Peration

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    3. As much as I love to insult Ratty, my hackles raise when an anonymous prick does it.Even *I* wouldn't compare Ratty to Gail Shea. I'm very annoyed & bored by you. Ratty will obliterate your insult in an instant anyway, & you will be completely forgotten. Jolly good. That thought has actually cheered me up now..

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    4. "Also, whether a challenge comes from a millionaire or from someone who is homeless is a remark that would only be made by someone of imperious ignorance, who cannot develop the moral debate,..."

      Does it matter that I'm posting as anon?

      Des Peration

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    5. Willow, you are never off Twitter and always posting on here or the MW blog.
      Don't you have better things to do ?
      You came from nowhere and are everywhere.

      Vincent Van Gogh

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    6. Oh, Vincie baby, I have a million & one things to do, but I always have time to post vacuous nonsense & annoy people. You'll miss me when I'm gone. Which may be sooner than you think the way my week is going.
      P.S If you want your other ear removing, I'll quite happily take it off with a swipe of my claws.

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  9. Do you eat meat?!

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  10. Hmmm. 8/3 and 4/5. So my guess is:

    Dear Shnoodle Bum
    From Baby Cakes

    I notice there weren't any kisses.

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  11. it is horrifying that people like that exist in
    the world - who think there is nothing wrong in
    what they think ... and then have the audacity
    to call out moz.

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  12. i don't know how many words could be in an english dictionary, but surely, choose "brainwashed" for Morrissey is the most insane thing someone could do...no, sorry, there is the definition of humane by Gail Shea....Tomorrow is holiday in Italy and I hope to find time for stay with all of you! Good Night, Ratty and good night BRS!

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