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Sunday, 8 June 2014

Day 998 - Broken Rat

I am reliably informed by GWO that @orangemechanique is NOT Morrissey, so it would appear that my blog entry of Friday was a waste of time. I am also reliably informed that @Broken1andonly tweeted throughout the Morrissey concert in Boston last night, which therefore means he too is NOT Morrissey.

I started this blog to record the activities of The Mozziah, i.e. Morrissey as @MorrisseysWorld, and NOT to record the activities of people who are clearly NOT Morrissey. It is time for me to go and enjoy the cricket season.

The details of Morrissey's concert in Boston can be found at Morrissey-Solo.com, which remains the only website on the internet to find information from Morrissey concerts. I'm starting to sound a bit pissed off aren't I? I'm tired. I'm confused. I should stop writing.... but before I do, I must mention that Kick the bride down the Aisle was sung for the first time last night and The Queen is Dead was the opening song. Kristeen Young did NOT open for Morrissey last night.

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MORRISSEY SINGS TROUBLE LOVES ME BATHED IN BLUE



*Goes off to cricket... NOT singing*

19 comments:

  1. Finally people are accepting Morrissey would never spend the entire day (of a gig no less) posting photos of Justin Bieber on Twitter. He tweeted around 9:45pm est, which is exactly when Morrissey was on stage. Broken has deleted his twitter. We should continue to weed out the frauds.

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    1. I find it perfectly plausible that a broken Morrissey would waste a day posting pictures of Bieber. The fact that the Broken twitter account has now closed, hopefully means Morrissey no longer feels broken. Is Broken Morrissey's 'Bob'? The tweets posted during the concert were probably sent by either Donnie or Damon. Where IS Damon?

      Charlie Fois Gras

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    2. And on the subject of fois gras, I overheard Fifi talking to Rat in the Twit Arms toilets in the early hours of this morning, and the reason Moz sang The Queen is Dead was because Queen Elizabeth II ordered fois gras at the D-Day celebrations. "The Queen IS dead", said Fifi.

      Arthur Rank
      The Cottage
      Cottage Town
      Cottage
      CO11 4GE

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    3. Actually, the timing of tweets means nothing. You can schedule tweets ahead of time: http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/tools-schedule-twitter-updates/

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    4. But Morrissey would NEVER know that!

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    5. Dear Charlie and Arthur, it is foie not fois.

      HM Queen of Cruelty

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    6. as I said below
      tweets were being replied to, between Jaz and broken.
      I WAS LOOKING AT IT HAPPENING

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  2. My dear broken Rat, it breaks my heart to see you in such low spirits, I hope it wasn't my fault. I'll never understand why you thought I could be "HIM" in the first place.


    *You're the One for me, Ratty* - Do you remember? I hope it puts a smile on your face.

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  3. AYNIM is a much better source for concert reviews than solow.

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  4. Maybe you need some Caramac after cricket to help clear the mind. Meantime , The Talisman is preparing to enter The Black Lodge and witness Moz in Hershey and Atlantic City. Who knows what can happen.

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  5. I am reminded again of Broken tweeting when Moz was on TV at the football sometime back.
    I have grown fond of Broken, whoever he may be.
    Not really too sure what else to say at this point.

    Try to enjoy the cricket Rats x

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    1. I repeat: Actually, the timing of tweets means nothing. You can schedule tweets ahead of time: http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/tools-schedule-twitter-updates/

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    2. I repeat: Morrissey would NEVER know that. He even referred to the @itsmorrissey twitter account as "It's Morrissey", so he obviously doesn't have a clue how Twitter even works. He certainly would NEVER have heard of a hash tag, although now I think about it, there were hash tags used on the promotional posters of WPINOYB. That must have been the PR company.

      Jeremy Jackson-Jackson

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    3. tweets were being replied to dude, between Jaz and broken.
      I WAS LOOKING AT IT HAPPENING

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    1. Whoever was tweeting as Broken was NOT Morrissey. End of story. It's over.

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  7. Sorry, when did I ever claim to be Morrissey? I'm not Morrissey, and have said I'm not every time I've been asked, which is not very often.

    Some very odd people around here.

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  8. MW left twitter some time ago, and now so shall I. Farewell.

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  9. MW tweeted over a year ago during a concert.. how can you say you never knew, as for broken well he can speak but if people don't want to listen..

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