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Tuesday, 4 November 2014

Day 1146 - Coincidence... well it happens a lot 'round here

Following the publication of my blog entry on Sunday, in which I posted Broken's latest twitter comments, BRS members Kerry Richards and comrade harps both left comment to point out something that I was already aware of, that Broken's tweet, "the purpose of life is to realise there isn't one" had been previously posted by Our Mozzer. Harps also pointed out that most of Broken's tweets from Sunday sounded more ParodyMoz-esque than Broken-esque, but I have a theory as to why that is.

It should be remembered that Our Mozzer has previously used the 'Broken' twitter account to post tweets, and it must also be remembered that the person behind the OM pessoa has recently admitted to being behind Broken, so perhaps Morrissey has decided to morph the two pessoas into one; after all, they have never really been that different.... apart from perhaps the Bieber obsession!

Broken has not returned to The Arms since Sunday, although he did leave these touching words for Morrissey on FTM last night:

How pathetic of Moz to cancel dates due to a common cold! It is not influenza! It's a cold!
Anyway, get well soon.
Posted by Broken to Following The Mozziah at 3 November 2014 22:14


Astraea has taken leave from the Twit Arms, but she posted some superb songs before leaving, including the wonderful You Only You by Rita Pavone. My musical education continues.



Yesterday evening, one of the 'Fake Morrisseys' turned up in The Twitterdilly Arms. Kerry and Moz Fiend, along with Lizzy and GOB were all over 'Fake Mozzer' like a rash, and made it very clear that they thought it was the real Morrissey. This is all well and good, but just one week ago, GOB wrote, "Broken may be the same person as Our Mozzer, and may have written the MW blog, but he is not Morrissey", and yet here she is worshipping at the feet of the 'Fake Morrissey', who she seems to have forgotten is only here on the back of claiming to be Our Mozzer (See here http://morrisseysworldstill.blogspot.co.uk ), so for GOB to dismiss Broken and MorrisseysWorld, and yet cling to this character, defies ALL sense of rational thinking. You couldn't make this up.

 I won't bother publishing anything that the Fake Mozzer said, because as Broken has pointed out time and time again, this person is a fraud, but I must mention one very interesting tweet by the fraudster which read, "I guess you all missed the other account?". He then retweeted a tweet from October 15th, originally posted by '@ParodyMorrissey'. On investigation, it transpires that this @ParodyMorrissey account began life at 23:36 on the evening of October 15th, when nine (not particularly witty) tweets were posted. The account had since remained undiscovered, with NO followers. Here are the nine tweets:

"Well here I am. Lost down a tunnel with only my intellect for company. I may not return."

"I had an argument with a man who was eating a burger next to me. Turns out it was Vegetarian. Always awkward. Hash tag Morrisseyawkward"

"Today is Wednesday. So not Everyday is like Sunday. I lie a lot. Hash tag Reallyuseful"

"The Queen is Dead is my tribute to Kenneth Williams, hash tag Hero"

"Backstage is hell. Front of stage is life."

"The royal family are everything but."

"I never did get revenge on the boy who stole my Manchester United hat. I probably never will hash tag deepregret"

"It never was a punctured bicycle on a hillside, it was a decapitated cow. I cried for weeks. Hash tag decapitationismurder"

"I walk with a limp but could run for 1000 miles."



Further investigation reveals that on the evening of October 15th, just prior to the creation of this new ParodyMorrissey twitter account, these comments were posted on FTM by Broken and Our Mozzer:

"You might as well leave. Rat was given so many opportunities to stop talking about fake OMs such as alf button - more chances than could be his rightful share, and more than OM would ever anyone else - but he chose each time to ignore OM.

OM has left and will not return. The parody pieces - all 5 pieces lovingly crafted by myself, OM, Russell and Mikey with help from Menippus - has been deleted.

The Blue Rose Society is over.

"You don't want to believe...."

Thank you for everything, those darling people who remained true.

We shared this journey together and those of us who were there will never forget."

Posted by Broken to Following The Mozziah at 15 October 2014 19:58


"Marcus still hasn't figured out that Broken IS OM. Broken gets the last laugh."
Posted by Morrissey to Following The Mozziah at 15 October 2014 22:51


"The end."
Posted by Morrissey to Following The Mozziah at 15 October 2014 22:51


It would appear that 'Fake Mozzer' created his new ParodyMorrissey twitter account just half an hour after Our Mozzer had brought an "end" to MorrisseysWorld. What an opportunist! It is bad enough that this fraudster is impersonating Morrissey, but to now be impersonating Parody Morrissey as well is just despicable. Why would somebody want to take advantage of innocent Parody Morrissey fans in this way? *Tuts to self and opens another packet of fruit gums*

PARODY MORRISSEY'S PROFILE PICTURE

The @ParodyMorrissey twitter account used to belong to somebody who uses the name Sue D Munquay, and I hadn't realised that the account name had been released. Yet more investigation has revealed that Sue D now has the twitter account name @MarodyPorrissey. Presumably, the owner of the MarodyPorrissey account is also the owner of @ParodyMorrissey, and has just changed the name to MarodyPorrissey to free-up the other account name. I haven't really paid much notice to Sue D in the past, as I had presumed that it was just one of Banjaxer's accounts, but maybe I have been wrong.

For the record, here are the 25 tweets posted by Sue D Munquay since the account began on August 16th this year:

"Taxi driver says to Morrissey today "i don't like you... but I think you're alright really" (Aug 16)

In response to me tweeting, "Morrissey would NEVER talk to a taxi driver": "He often does. On this occasion he didn't. Can you read?" (Aug 17)

"@TheRatsBack My internet provider (T-Mobile) won't let me look at your blog because "it contains copy that's unsuitable for under 18s" (Aug 24)

"There's around 8,038 fake Morrissey accounts on Twitter. Two real ones. You'll never guess so don't try." (Aug 24)

"No, this isn't one. (of course)" (Aug 24)

"I'm at the Kate Bush concert. She's sounding a bit croaky, probably get better as she does more gigs. (Aug 26)

"I'm sat behind David Bowie at the Kate Bush gig. The gust of wind from all the applause when she walked on made his wig shift a bit." (Aug 26)

"She's alright Kate Bush but I'm enjoying watching Bowie's wig slide about his bounce more in the seat in front of me." (Aug 26)

"Can just see a bit of Bowie's wig sticking up in this shot of Kate Bush on stage tonight" (Aug 26)


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"Morrissey. Arena. Manchester. How many nights?" (Aug 27)

"More Morrissey, it's true (to you)" (Aug 28)

"MANCHESTER LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA i'm a girl and you're a boy" (Aug 29)

"@KRISTEENYOUNG Please may I come to see you in NYC Kristeen? Listen to your songs again?" (Aug 30)

"See ye in Dublin on 1st December. Sure I will." (Sept 3)

"Joan departs. The sun dims a little more." (Sept 6)

"Have I told you lately that I wuv woo?" (Sept 11)

In response to @MadAlix14 tweeting, "I don't believe you've ever said that to anyone": "You are wrong. I have a mirror in every room." (Sept 11)

In response to @Avirtuousvamp tweeting, "How endearing. I think.": "Just accept it. Don't think." (Sept 11)

In response to @Avirtuousvamp replying, "I suppose": "Right. There's nothing like good conversation (and that was.....)" (Sept 11)

"To help you measure your pain" (Sept 26)








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"Been practicing my Irish accent. Whale oil beef hooked." (Sept 29)

In response to @Johnny_Marr tweeting, "In no way will any features about the new album in the UK press go on and on about The Smiths.. Take it away Hotheads... 1..2..2..2..": "@Johnny_Marr They won't? What a shower of biscuits the UK press is. You better tell us here then - are The Smiths getting back together?" (Sept 29)

"@Johnny_Marr Does Morrissey agree with you Johnny? Are you still friends? What's he really like?" (Sept 29)

The last tweet gained a response from Johnny Marr as follows: "@MarodyPorrissey etc". If the MarodyPorrissey account were to actually belong to Morrissey, it would mean that Morrissey and Marr have once again engaged on Twitter, and once again Johnny would appear oblivious to it being Moz..... although of course, MarodyPorrissey ISN'T Morrissey, and nor was the person who tweeted JM as Our Mozzer back in October 2011.... or at least, that is what I am TOLD!












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JOHNNY MARR PICTURE TWEETED BY JM ON RECORD STORE DAY APRIL 2014. INCIDENTALLY JM ALSO TWEETED ON THAT DAY ABOUT THE SAVAGES

Enough about twitter accounts, and instead, a brief mention of a recent Morrissey interview, in which Morrissey states, "I am not a soothsayer." Soothsayer is great word, and one that I used just a few weeks ago, when writing about Broken's mention of the song Well I Wonder  prior to it being sung during the pause in Speedway. Iy is quite a coincidence that Morrissey should use the word Soothsayer, but then again, coincidences happen a lot around here.

TWITTERDILLY TOP 30 CHART - PRESENTED TO AN AUDIENCE OF 3 (Jaz, Heather and Kerry) New theme music used - Groovin' With Mr Bloe.



1. TROUBLE LOVES ME (LIVE IN FRANCE & HOLLAND 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ0Ad-yc9dU&list=UUN_IvhE-l5tqXLCUlw4gzWQ (Paris) + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyjqbf395dY&list=UUKsXDm2-LtdPon69ZK6t5Cg (Utrecht)

2. I'M NOT A MAN (LIVE IN PARIS 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5EBlNC9jk




3. SUEDEHEAD (LIVE IN FRANCE & HOLLAND 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ixeuCvvNBc&list=UUN_IvhE-l5tqXLCUlw4gzWQ (Paris) + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHmCa8a1G2k (Utrecht)

4. THE QUEEN IS DEAD (+ SNIPPET OF HOW DO YOU DO) (LIVE IN UTRECHT 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz7CLSpWA00 (Utrecht) + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRb6nxSDW7E (Paris)

5. SPEEDWAY (+ HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW SNIPPET) (LIVE IN UTRECHT 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8yG_d87lJ8



6. KISS ME A LOT (LIVE IN FRANCE & HOLLAND) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI_ygmbLzco&list=UUN_IvhE-l5tqXLCUlw4gzWQ (Paris) + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_EvUjK7hu4&list=UUCGv8gUKMUQ4wL4oQiSSzmQ (Utrecht)

7. NEAL CASSADY DROPS DEAD (LIVE IN PARIS 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx7rZHWUvb0

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EXTRA PERCUSSION MAN (EPM)

8. STAIRCASE AT THE UNIVERSITY (LIVE IN PARIS 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7tSbGuNy9E&list=UUN_IvhE-l5tqXLCUlw4gzWQ

9. EARTH IS THE LONELIEST PLANET (LIVE IN PARIS 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tvQJT1PTwA

10. CERTAIN PEOPLE I KNOW (LIVE IN UTRECHT 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdogBP5jT0c

11. ISTANBUL (LIVE IN FRANCE & HOLLAND 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIj4fqAsk4o (Paris) + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz8IzBdHe9M&list=UUKsXDm2-LtdPon69ZK6t5Cg (Utrecht)

12. ONE OF OUR OWN (LIVE IN PARIS 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpq9g0xoMb0&list=UUN_IvhE-l5tqXLCUlw4gzWQ

13. THE BULLFIGHTER DIES (LIVE IN FRANCE & HOLLAND 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2dt6HmPhW4&list=UUN_IvhE-l5tqXLCUlw4gzWQ (Paris) + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oQklyDIz7E (Utrecht)

14. WORLD PEACE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS (LIVE IN FRANCE & HOLLAND 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT2O-fF-CDE (Paris) + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qSaAcQGK0Q&list=UUKsXDm2-LtdPon69ZK6t5Cg (Utrecht)

15. YES, I AM BLIND (LIVE IN FRANCE & HOLLAND 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO4l8wkMKI (Utrecht) + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Oqo-_pe2s&list=UUN_IvhE-l5tqXLCUlw4gzWQ (Paris)

16. KICK THE BRIDE DOWN THE AISLE (LIVE IN FRANCE & HOLLAND 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_eY9hmLEmo&list=UUN_IvhE-l5tqXLCUlw4gzWQ (Paris) + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ueuypm6axM (Utrecht)

17. MEAT IS MURDER (LIVE IN PARIS 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK7-RNf9anM

18. I'M THROWING MY ARMS AROUND PARIS (LIVE IN PARIS 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYkRXlNywe4

19. ASLEEP (LIVE IN FRANCE & HOLLAND 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OxBsF59u1Q&list=UUN_IvhE-l5tqXLCUlw4gzWQ (Paris) + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo1o1UbSYkM (Utrecht)

20. EVERYDAY IS LIKE SUNDAY (LIVE IN PARIS 2014) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqkzMSEGyFo

21. OBOE CONCERTO - MORRISSEY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG_IDcxFRKs

22. VIENS FIFINE - JEAN GABIN (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rPPcxOJSKw (Last on the chart on May 6th: http://followingthemozziah.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/day-965-i-know-its-gonna-happen-someday.html (As selected by Fifi)

YVETTE LEBON AND JEAN GABIN IN ZOUZOU

23. HOW DO YOU DO - MOUTH AND MACNEAL (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYNMKZ90jtA

























MOUTH AND MACNEAL

24. YOU ONLY YOU - RITA PAVONE (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1BDctctGjc (As selected by Astraea)

25. INVITANGO - BRIGITTE BARDOT (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHHLR0w0wlc (As selected by Astraea)















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26. COMIC STRIP - BRIGITTE BARDOT (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRxpHjdmb3w (As selected by Astraea)


27. L'HIVER EST MORT - FRANCE GALL (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR-_x6_nhi4 (As selected by Astraea)

28. JE ME DONNE A QUI ME PLAIT - BRIGITTE BARDOT (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFQPtt8kJIk (As selected by Astraea)









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29. ONE LESS LONELY GIRL - JUSTIN BIEBER (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NRoV-xo1w0

30. THE KID'S A LOOKER (LIVE IN PERTH 2011) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nSnzuhmKqY



















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9 comments:

  1. I dearly love to jump all over Morrissey's, real and fake. It does help with the rash. I would enjoy jumping all over Broken but I am always still asleep here in NYC when he arrives and by the time I awaken, he is gone without much of a trace. Such a pity.

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  2. I knew nothing about the ParodyMorrissey account until now. Just a reminder that Morrissey appears on Italian television tonight - looking forward to hopefully being able to watch it afterwards.

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    1. Thank you for the reminder. I also hope to be able to see the show somewhere online after it happens. As for that Parody Morrissey account, I was aware of it but was never sure what connection it had to things in our little world

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  3. Strange happenings abound, I confess the many accounts have me a bit confused, I didn't even notice the Johnny Marr tweets.
    Good luck to Moz and the guys in Hannover.

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  5. NO mentioning of Fake Morrissey's tweets.

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  6. Cheers for the updates Rats.
    Sorry that Astra has departed twit. She left us with some gems -You Only You, what a cracking song from Rita Pavone.
    Looks like cousin Fluff presented a great chart today.

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  7. The recent Morrissey interview is not so recent - it is a copy of the one from the Swiss Music Show, link here http://swissmusicshow.blogspot.ch/2014/05/the-swiss-music-show.html
    Rather than saying "I am not a soothsayer..", he says "I'm not clairvoyant or a medieval magician.." .
    Again presumably you have a translation from English to French then back again, changing clairvoyant to soothsayer and in my translation, medieval magician to Druid with magical power.

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  8. Was hoping that there would be more footage of Neal Cassady in Paris to figure out what the line about spectacles was. If anyone listens to it again and can make out the changed line, do let me know. Ta.

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