"Nottingham will need to be a sell out otherwise I might just catch another cold."
Of course the reassuring thing for those who have tickets for Nottingham, is that so far, NONE of Alf's predictions have ever come true, but I have just paid a visit to Ticketmaster, and it is still possible to buy rows of 8 seats together in Nottingham, so it definitely won't be anywhere near a sell out! Could the concert be in jeopardy? We will have to see.
Fake Fake Mozzer also offered these words in The Twitterdilly Arms yesterday:
"Jeremy Clarkson has been 'suspended'. Viewing figures will rise and Jeremy will be back. Clever."
"I wish Judy Finnigan had gone to Crufts. She could have been dead. Of course she would never have noticed the poison in her triple vodka."
I asked Alf if Judy was still alive, to which he replied, "The look of a corpse but somehow still alive. You have to wonder if death is perhaps welcome after being married to Richard Madeley."
JUDY FINNIGAN - "SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE"
"StereokicksUKTour May it all fall apart and the members become bar girls and prostitutes"
In response to the above, I tweeted, "I'm sure that they wish the same for the Morrissey Band", to which Alf replied, "Nobody could afford me but Boz would give it away"
BOZ - "WOULD GIVE IT AWAY"
Whilst Alf's account was open, I scrolled back through his tweets, and realised that he had made a brief visit to The Arms on Sunday night; the night before Morrissey returned to the stage. Here are Alf's highlights:
"Is it that time again?"
"There will be no surprises. Except life."
"Does Manchester exist or is it just a dream?"
"It must all look so sunny and rosy from the bedsit in Bradford"
I am presuming that the above tweet refers to the So-low censor, Uncle Skinny, who when not censoring anyone who doesn't share his view regarding Morrissey, spends his time writing to the Bradford Telegraph & Argus, telling people who they should or shouldn't vote for:
"No surprises. Not a whiff of a new melody. But has it not been that way since 1994?"
Alf had also made an appearance last Friday:
"If genius was appreciated it would cease to be genius"
"If artists were lauded like Katie Price there would cease to be art"
"Talent is hidden. It lurks in the corner of the mind and can be found. Genius is hidden and forever shall it be"
"Modern life is all about being closer connected, Whoever had that idea should be shot."
Whether or not AlfsButton is anything to do with Morrissey, one thing is for sure, he certainly believes he is Moz, and he tweets as if he is Morrissey. You therefore have to ask, would the real Moz allow this to continue if it wasn't him? Is there anybody else on twitter claiming to be the real Morrissey and getting away with it?
The only Youtube footage to emerge so far from Mondays concert, is a montage and Speedway. One thing that I hadn't noticed, that was spotted by Jaz, is that Morrissey was once again wearing finger lingerie, so I shall make that 2015 Tour Coincidence Number 5. The finger lingerie is of course a MorrisseysWorld reference from 2011, when Our Mozzer mentioned it in his diary:
6TH OCTOBER 2011 - 'My Twitter Journal 6th September - 6th October 2011':
MORRISSEY IN GRONINGEN - WITH PERSONAL SUFFERING.... AND FLU!
And finally, it would appear that the Blue Rose Society has lost another of its members. Inge, our sole Dutch member, was tweeting from the queue of yesterdays ill fated concert, so I asked her if she had a blue rose with her. She replied that she didn't, and added that she had given up on the BRS. It was only five months ago that I wrote how Inge had reignited the BRS, but it would appear that Inge's failure to get a rose to Moz has doused her flame.
I'm not too sure how many BRS members are actually left now. The only ones that I can think of, who have followed the whole MorrisseysWorld story, and who would actually take a blue rose to a Morrissey concert are EARS, Heather, Angela, Brian, Kyle, Jaz, Moz Fiend and me. How did it ever come to this? It really is an act of genius to give SO much evidence, and yet still manage to convince people that it is all fake.