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Thursday, 16 July 2015

Justin Bieber Shirtless Special

Our Mozzer has made a return, leaving the following message (via his secretary 'R') on the last entry of FTM:

Our Mozzer has - to the surprise of all of us in camp MW - decided he might post another parody. However to make it so, Rat must post another article immediately - a Justin Bieber shirtless special - and it must get a minimum of 50 comments.

'R'
Posted by Morrissey to Following The Mozziah at 16 July 2015 at 16:39


This was then followed a minute later by this comment:

OM thanks you all for noticing the 'horned hand' MW sign. All signs now given... except, of course, for the JB t-shirt. Keep your eyes open.
Posted by Morrissey to Following The Mozziah at 16 July 2015 at 16:40


So, here goes with my JB Shirtless Special. I urge anyone who still reads this ridiculous blog of mine to leave comment, so that we get to 50 as soon as possible, and get a much awaited new parody.


TIGER BIEBS

COME AND GET ME BIEBS


I'M YOUR BIEBS


SPLATTER ME BIEBS


LOOK AT ME BIEBS

TARGET BIEBS


THOUGHTFUL BIEBS



SLEEPY BIEBS



SELFIE BIEBS



CEREAL BIEBS





CLASSIC BIEBS

SOUGHT AFTER BIEBS


STRIPPING BIEBS


WET BIEBS

CHILLED BIEBS

SAT ON BIEBS

LUNCHBOX BIEBS

Cleansing: Bieber was first seen with the cupping marks last week during a trip to Australia last month
CUPPING BIEBS


MIRROR BIEBS



SQUEEZER BIEBS


COWBOY BIEBS


BACKSIDE BIEBS


SOAPY BIEBS






Choose your favourite!

104 comments:

  1. Backside Biebs is the best <3. No doubt about it.

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    1. Biebs has an exceptional backside, he needs to show it off, perhaps when he discovers The Smiths/Morrissey he will be inspired to use his derrier as album art.

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  2. My favorite is whichever appears on a shirt worn by Moz!

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  3. A new MW parody would be utterly delightful - will we prove worthy of such a treat?

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  4. If I had to choose a fave, it would be JB taking his shirt off because it reminds me of someone else who does that.

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  5. I still read this ridiculous blog of yours and leave a comment, so that we get to 50 as soon as possible, and get a much awaited new parody.

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    1. P.S. My fave is Target Biebs. For the tattooing Mlle.

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    2. P.P.S. I love you, Monsieur Furball.

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    3. You've got some front turning up here after what you have written today about the rodent. I wonder if he will delete your comments, or will he let them stay in his desperation for a parody.

      K A J

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    4. K A K, not K A J. My fingers are covered in something rather gooey.... I blame the Bieber pics!

      K A 'K'

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    5. Oh please, dear God, why must everything be so severe? He deserved a bit of criticsm. He'll survive.

      FTM is only for those who're determined to present Morrissey with a rose (incidentally I'm one of them), and the rest of the Blue Rose lot that is unwelcome here can gather on our blog instead. Perfect solution!

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    6. Oh the irony, on so many counts.

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    7. I absolutely agree, Mlle K A K. And what would we be without irony, humour, sarcasm, cynicism? How else could we cope with this grim life? You have never been in love until you've seen the dawn rise behind the home for the blind.

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  6. I am not so sure about my own mental health as I find myself following this kind of stuff. Well who cares.

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    1. Don't worry, we're all deluded together.

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  7. Brilliant work Brother Rat given the timetable you were landed with. For a new parody from the original and the best even I will come out of retirement and support you.

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    1. Didn't think we'd see you here again - I thought you'd gone back to GatheredWithGahan.blogspot.com
      Which is your favourite Bieber pic?

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  8. I will do anything for a new parody. I'll write 50 comments myself or do they have to be from different people? Perhaps that question has already been answered and in my excitement over the prospect of a new parody, I missed the answer. Let me l'OO'k.

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  9. I know heathercat. That is why I love you all.

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  10. A new parody on the horizon is a lovely thought.

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  11. I always lurk but never comment but I will for this, I would love to see a parody! Biebs pulls off that hideous gold glove quite well, actually.

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    1. He does indeed, Biebs clad in gold and white would set my heart a flutter.

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    2. It appears Astraea is a fan of the gold fingerless gloves also! I think the gloves need to make a comeback!

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  12. Oh, by the way, my favorite is Lunchbox Biebs because I can't stop looking to see what exactly is inside that lunchbox. It doesn't appear...natural.

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  13. Backside Biebs is my second favorite because who doesn't love celebrity nudity? I suppose it does depend on the celebrity in question.

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  14. It makes me wonder when Frontside Biebs will appear. Would it make my "kitty" rain? That is a question in need of an answer.

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  15. Only 26 comments??? Come on people! Write! Write! WRITE!!!

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  16. We are barely over the halfway mark. Doesn't anyone want a new parody as badly as I do?

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  17. Meh to Biebs but I do like the parody's that is the only reason i'm posting

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  18. This is for Astraea!!! I left my reply to you, r/t the Hoodoo man post, on the site prior to this one --the Cockerel one.

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  19. How about the I don't give a s--t Bieb!

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  20. I guess, if I really have to, I pick the pic of Biebs wearing the white hat.

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  21. Hey, Mr Ratty, is Backside Biebs pointing to you on the Isle of Wight? If so, how does it look from your side? Are you in similar attire as you wave back to him?

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    1. Isle of Wight? I live in Chapel-en-le-Frith in Derbyshire - no sign of 'Pointing Biebs' but I will keep my eyes open.

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  22. I had my JB towel wrapped around me at the pool I visited today. It was the cutest towel there by far.

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  23. My top 5 Justin songs:
    1. Hold Tight
    2. Where are Ü now?
    3. As long as youlove and
    4. Confident
    5. Forgien remix

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    1. Jaz, I reckon you are the only BRS member who could name 5 JB songs, in fact, I honestly only know one - Baby.... oh and the one where he would bring a girl out of the audience and give her a rose whilst serenading her... but I can't remember what it's called!

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    2. I belieb you mean One Less Lonely Girl.

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    3. Yes, that's the one! Beautiful.

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  24. Just because ..... https://youtu.be/8sTDWGqBdfo

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    1. How the hell did that not awaken everyone to what is going on? HOW?

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  25. OM would like it known that one person posting one or two word 'comments' is no more a comment than this is an article.

    Kind Regards

    R

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    1. Fair point. I think we need 50 comments regarding the actual Bieber Special, which by my reckoning means we need another 32 after this one.
      Bieber's musical career seems to have been put on hold over the past few years whilst he discovers himself. Now all he seems to do is take his shirt off for a living, but will he still be doing it when he is in his (very) late forties like Moz?

      More comments please.

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    1. Manc lad, which picture of Biebs does it for you?

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    2. Manc, I was wondering if any of these JB pics remind you of the November video, and if so, which one(s)?

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    5. Manc lad, the gold glove gif must surely remind you of November Spawned a Monster video! And why do you have to ignore my question about what pic does it for you - surely you are relaxed enough about your sexuality to be able to admit to finding a semi-naked picture of a global superstar a bit of a turn on? Whatever you may think about JB, no one can deny that he is a good looking bloke - what about 'Chilled Biebs'?

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  27. No comment. Does this count? But seriously, I could not sing you Beiber song. I don't think I have ever heard one as my radio choices of Magic, Absolute and Radio 4 are Beiber free. What are we supposed to do with this? He is good looking man, for sure but I would not want to be in his shoes when he gets to that mid point in life. That is one big crash waiting to happen. What else can I say? I'm on the third draft of a new script... It's about a one hit wonder pop star who suffers extreme anxiety (for him 'hell is other people') and on the night of his suicide (where the story starts) he is burgled by three teens. One of them saves his life. He falls for his foster mum and only agrees to mentor this nightmare youth in the hope he can get something going on with her. Trouble ensues. I've got a great soundtrack planned (as he is a music obsessive) and I am hoping to get permission for some Smiths and Morrissey... What else can I add? Writing is a very painful process.

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    1. Kind of the reverse to Sweet And Tender Hooligan?

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    3. Sounds intriguing, Marcus, I hope you're able to include some Moz/Smiths songs. I wonder if and when JB will discover the music of Morrissey, and if he has any idea what an important figure he has been in the MW journey.

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    4. Typical Marcus, turning the subject back to him - Me, me, me. Forget about your dreary middle of the road radio stations (except Radio 4 of course, which is a must - especially Woman's Hour) and let us know which Bieber pic is your favourite. And let's have your prediction as to what will become of Biebs. Why do you particularly mention not wanting to be in his shoes at midlife point? Has he already reached his midlife point?

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  28. Speaking of JB's importance to MW, there has been some conjecture in the past (mainly from Ratty) about why he has been chosen to play a central role in this journey, but to boost our comment count, does anyone care to offer their own opinion? Is it all purely for irony's sake, or is there perhaps some element of genuine interest in the Biebs (or something else altogether?)

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    1. It is very easy for people to take a pop at Biebs, but is he lock-jawed pop-star, thicker than pig-shit with nothing to convey, or is he the modern day Elvis/Jimmy Dean? We should remember that he is still only 21, and with more Twitter followers (64.5m) than the total population of the UK, the world remains his oyster. I would imagine that because none of us can actually work out what Bieber actually 'is', Morrissey finds him intriguing. I would love for Biebs to discover and be influenced by Moz, but I personally believe he will be dragged in the wrong direction by those around him, and could end up either dying young, or worse still, become a rapper.
      As to whether Bieb has been added to the MW story for irony, Morrissey may not have decided yet!

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    2. If he dies young then there's the Jimmy Dean comparison. 27 is an iconic age for pop star deaths.

      It would take a major break down for the Biebstar to become fat Elvis, but the other vampiric shackles from what makes others happy are probably already forming around him.

      Broken has stated that he identifies with Biebs' broken family background and can see the sadness in him.

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  29. Better content....

    Now all we need is a few MWers to come out of the woodwork...

    'R'

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  30. Consider me a "Termite"..... Do I still matter, does the President , Does Anyone?

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  31. My humble apologies for my sparse & irrelevant offerings this morning.

    JB wasn't on my radar until I found MW. I am afraid I don't know any of his songs. I sense a vulnerability from him which I would imagine would make him easy to control & manipulate by the suits in the record industry.

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  32. I must admit, I was a Bieber hater since the day my ears we're invaded by his childish music.  Sure, he was a cute kid, and has grown into a very attractive male specimen.  And of course, his music was not made for the likes of me.  I ignored it whenever possible.  I do find it unusual that some consider him to be the Prince of Pop when he hasn't released a note of music in years, not since he has become an adult, at least not to my limited knowledge.  I became curious about Bieber when he became a central part of MW.  I actually watched two documentaries about him and a few YouTube videos.  I thoroughly enjoyed his period of "bad boy" posturing, like when he peed in a restaurant bucket.  To me, that was one of the most entertaining events of his career.  I am now no longer a Bieber hater.  How could I be?  I now appreciate taking part in lighthearted commenting on the many Bieber photos offered by Astra and Broken.  As for his music, if and when it ever appears, I doubt it will ever be anything that will please my finicky and sensitive ears.  But who knows, stranger things have happened.

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  33. I am not a Bieber fan and would not be able to name his songs. I heard he might be singing on a recording with another artist, which seems to be the new thing the 'also feat so and so' and it appears he may be entering a new phase, so if he does release a super tune, I might change my mind about him, but so far I haven't.

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  34. Selfie Biebs for my heart. Cereal Biebs for my life. Mirror Biebs for my EVERYTHING.

    And Fancy, you make me howl.

    But definitely Mirror Biebs for my everything. Did I say that yet?

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  35. Seems like my carefully composed one-liners from above won't count, so - for the sake of a new parody - I hereby happily share my thoughts on JB:

    He's everything that's wrong with today's (pop) world. I don't know any of his songs except those that can't be avoided unless you hide in a sound-proof bunker for the rest of your days, but I checked out some of "his" lyrics. While Morrissey is Oscar Wilde, Biebs is Stephenie Meyer at best. When I need good music, I turn to Moz, and when I need eye candy ... you get my point. As for why Biebs was promoted by MW - I could think of a reason. Two, actually.

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  36. Still wondering what JB is pointing at in Backside Bieb. It may be the Isle of Man. He might just have caught sight of Will Sutton, who you can see in his video on youtube, 'Will Sutton home free' free running on the Isle of Man. I had never heard of Parkou training until I saw this video. Of course, if the Biebs is going to try this, I hope they tell him he does not have to be nude to do it. As for me, if I ever attempted this, you'd find me laying on the ground near start of video. It looks like skate boarding without the board.

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  37. I honestly don't know any of his songs. He looks nice, but not my cup of tea though. I just think he doesn't have anything to offer for me. Am I wrong?

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    1. I guess it depends what it is you would want from him. I once again must point out that JB is just 21 - How many of us had anything to offer at 21? Morrissey hadn't even been born at the age of 21! I had a perm at 21, wore hooped earrings and was decked out head to toe in pink - Biebs life hasn't even started yet.

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    3. I had a George Michael and Wham! phase before I discovered "rock". GM was my first concert. I am not proud. I was 12.

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  38. I suppose I could name at least three Bieber songs and possibly five of you put a gun to my head. Actually, I might want a gun to my head. But that is besides the point.

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    1. JB's work upto this point in time is irrelevant - it's what he does in the future that will define him.

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    2. Think of how The Beatles went from She Loves You to Tomorrow Never Knows in a few short years. After all, they even did 3 or 4 good songs (according to Morrissey). Even the most wantonly manufactured pop phenomenons can mature and go on to plumb the poetic depths of life given the opportunity.Maybe JB can draw on his fast lift experience and family situation to bring Broken some more moments of empathy.

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    3. At least The Beatles wrote She Loves You and I Want To Hold Your Hand, ect. They played instruments. They didn't dance around. It took like seven people to write the song Baby. Come on now. I'll give him a pass because he was a child but now he has to bring it as an adult.

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    4. That's how pop songs are written now. It is the lyrics and the message and the emotion in the voice that's really important to the listener.

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  39. JB will continue to make beautiful music. He will continue to take his shirt off for a living. With any luck, he'll soon start to take off even more. He will release four new perfumes. And then, the world is his oyster. He loves God and animals. And I love him.

    MIRROR-BIEBS-4-EVVS

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    1. I think it's time for JB to make his acting debut in the next Magic Mike film.

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    2. Now THIS is something I can get 1000% behind. Someone call that boy's agent. In fact, somebody just call Scooter right now.

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  40. Continue to love whatever your exquisite heart desires. There is so little love and joy in the world. I would never judge anyone for enjoying something. You have made me see Bieber in a light I would have never imagined seeing him in otherwise.

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    1. Haha yes, Manc! And so very happy for Jaz and her lucky blue rose!

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  42. By my reckoning, we now have 50 comments on topic - parody?

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  44. I have just installed iStripper, and now I enjoy having the best virtual strippers on my desktop.

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