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Thursday, 11 February 2016

Day 1612 - Go to waste in The Wrong Arms

It was December 8th that Our Mozzer was last on Twitter, and in the two months since, the place has been dull, dull, dull. And just as I had made the decision to close my account and walk away for good, HE RETURNS! *Waves palm leaves and sings Trouble loves Me*

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THE MESSIAH 


THE MOZZIAH


I can't say that Our Mozzer has returned to The Loveless, because we had to give up the lease on the extravagant Loveless Go-Go bar due to poor attendance - what was Astra ever thinking of? In it's place we are now renting a much smaller backstreet bar called The Wrong Arms; where members can go to waste at their leisure, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks of the year. The good news is, The Wrong Arms has a jukebox.



Our Mozzer's return yesterday lasted a total of twelve minutes, from 7.34pm (11.34am LA time - which is where Morrissey has recently been photographed) to 7.46pm. Here are his words of wisdom:

"How should one announce a return? A triumphant squeal? Kicking down the door? Punching a nun in the face? This return is akin to a burp"

In reply to Marcus describing OM as the "salt on my chips": "Too much salt is unhealthy. You'll be dead within a week. Athough (sic) there really is no point to life so..."

"I have returned to save you real world tedium. Such as moaning over chipped china, rain on your washing, genocide..." (Ed - OM's sense of humour is firmly intact.)

In response to Marcus posting an article about a man who eats whole raw potatoes to take him out of the mood for sex: "That explains it. All of my unrequited loves must have been eating potatoes. Also explains the lack of chips as a child."

In response to a trending twitter hashtag, WeMissYouLiam (which was apparently started due to a member of 1D not having posted a tweet for a couple of days... what the fuck is going on in this world?!): "Does Noel know Liam has popped his cloggs? Of course he does because Noel knows you know."



NOEL AT THE 2014 BRITS IN HIS BLUE ROSE - HE REALLY DOES KNOW, YOU KNOW

The only other possible sighting of Our Mozzer, is an anonymous comment, also posted yesterday, on The World of Moz blog. I obviously don't know if Morrissey left the comment, but it certainly bears his hallmark, and even if it isn't him, it's a beautiful piece of writing. This could be the written equivalent of finding a Banksy. Here is the comment:

A homeless bag-hag on all fours forlornly grunts, crawling past disordered storefronts. Scarves skirt across drudging dust as scarred hands scrape at scraps of fragrant fermenting fruit. A garbled gaze grazes the crowd as she stares at everyone and no one in a cat-eyed-craze. Vacant eyes mirror vagrant sighs whilst steel-lipped grins articulate unsaid whims. Petticoats hide barely enough to feed three, but do you wear a flask on your gartered leg for me? Under a stingy King’s sting, the petty-coated police state snags the bag-hag pinching plums to feed two broken sons. Inbred royalty pays redundant reverence to imbedded imperialist idiocy; deference to village pillages made by badly brainwashed battle-men in the depraved name of ‘brave’ defense. Is theft for the rich not theft? The world knowingly nods – or does it?


Despite my last blog article being on the front page for nine days, it received a pitiful amount of hits, and just four BRS members bothered to leave a comment - FTM is in the gutter, face down, looking at the leaves, twigs, and small pieces of gravel as they are washed by the rain towards the drain; a drain which is blocked and overflowing due to the local council not having the resources or manpower to clear it... but wait, is that the sun I see?

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    1. Manc Lad, why do you keep posting things and then delete them? For those who may have missed your comment, here it is: "don't be fooled by photos in LA, all is not as it seems, who said the camera never lies, then again, what would I know".
      What indeed do you know? Well, you have told us many times that you work at Manchester airport, and you always seem to know Morrissey's flights, so perhaps you DO know something. Thanks for your comment... I think!

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    2. i can assure you that i do not know of Mozs' flights nor do i work at Manchester airport

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    1. Salt really IS a killer. I have cut salt completely out of my diet. You know it makes sense.

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    2. Rat - Your body needs salt. The killer is the industrialised mass produced salt - which contains things that are not salt! That's the stuff that rips your arteries to shreds. Get your salt from rock salt. Salt aids blood sugar control by improving insulin sensitivity, it also aids a balanced PH level in your stomach. You need salt to regulate extracellular fluids.

      See here:
      http://www.fitday.com/fitness-articles/nutrition/healthy-eating/the-importance-of-salt-in-your-diet.html

      And here:
      http://www.naturalnews.com/049790_salt_health_hypertension.html

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    3. Marcus, I was going to tell Rats the same thing. Again, it shows the importance of discerning the truth behind what we are told.

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    4. It's true... The thing that creates high blood pressure is the GLASS and SAND they put in table salt. This literally shreds your insides... Watch this:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6V1QKx6JLQ

      Morrissey is the real salt in our music diet. The other music that has been forced on us is industrial table salt. One will save you. One will kill you.

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    5. So true. It's the mass-produced stuff that kills us, where greed is the bottom line, with no regards for the human condition.

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    6. You two can fill your stomachs with salt, but it's not for me, and others agree: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/rock-salt-isn-t-good-health-study-251316

      You can keep your vapour cigarettes too.

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    7. I realize this isn't a health blog, but because pursuing the truth is part of what we do around here, I'll post another article for your consideration - as the article itself says, if something is repeated long enough, people will believe it: http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2011/09/20/salt-myth.aspx

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  3. I also took that lengthy comment from anon as a suitably oblique observation from Our Mozzer. Very List of the Lost.

    If so, my raving Maladjusted musings might not be so far removed. But I might be interpreting that wrong. It's hard to tell.

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  4. Loved reading anon's well-written, insightful comment, as well as seeing Chairman's much longed-for return. What better place to go to waste than in the Wrong Arms?

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    1. The only arms that are there for me to go to waste in.

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  5. I'm with Heather on salt. Ha ha!

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  6. I'm with Heather on salt. Ha ha!

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    1. My mobile's been doing that, too. Post a comment and it gets repeated.

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    2. My mobile's been doing that, too. Post a comment and it gets repeated.

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